1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:14,548 [Nat King Cole's Sweet Lorraine] 4 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:20,321 * 5 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:24,558 * I JUST FOUND JOY 6 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:28,229 * I'M AS HAPPY AS A BABY BOY 7 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:30,331 * 8 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:33,501 * WITH ANOTHER BRAND NEW CHOO-CHOO TOY * 9 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,703 * 10 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:38,206 * WHEN I MET MY SWEET LORRAINE * 11 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:43,444 * LORRAINE LORRAINE 12 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:47,215 * SHE'S GOT A PAIR OF EYES 13 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:52,786 * THAT ARE BRIGHTER THAN THE SUMMER SKY * 14 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:57,891 * WHEN YOU SEE THEM YOU REALIZE * 15 00:00:57,925 --> 00:01:02,863 * WHY I LOVE MY SWEET LORRAINE * 16 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,766 * 17 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:08,602 * NOW WHEN IT'S RAINING 18 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:12,873 * I DON'T MISS THE SUN 19 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,277 * BECAUSE IT'S IN MY BABY'S SMILE * 20 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:19,147 * HO HO 21 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:24,718 * AND TO THINK THAT I'M THE LUCKY ONE * 22 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:27,788 * THAT WOULD LEAD HER DOWN THE AISLE * 23 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:30,491 * OH HO OH 24 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:33,627 * EACH NIGHT I PRAY 25 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:39,333 * THAT NO ONE WILL STEAL HER HEART AWAY * 26 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:44,838 * I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THAT LUCKY DAY * 27 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:52,513 * WHEN I MARRY SWEET LORRAINE 28 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:54,815 (man) SHE IS A BEAUTY. 29 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,450 WHO? WHAT? 30 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:57,785 WHO? WHO IS A BEAUTY? 31 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,520 HEH, THE CAR. 32 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:01,322 OH, OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING 33 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:02,690 ABOUT A CHICK WALKING OUTSIDE. 34 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:05,426 I LOST MY CONCENTRATION. 35 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:09,430 WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL CARS "SHE?" 36 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,531 NEVER "HE." 37 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:11,532 IT'S ALWAYS "SHE." 38 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:14,335 I GUESS IT'S JUST CUSTOM. 39 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,637 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 40 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,339 DON'T PRESS ME. 41 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,608 (woman) YOU'RE A SICK MAN. SICK! 42 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,276 DO YOU HEAR ME? 43 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,377 DO YOU HEAR ME? 44 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:24,212 WHO'S SICK? 45 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:26,013 WHO DO YOU THINK I'M SCREAMING AT? 46 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,781 HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE UP THERE? 47 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:28,849 THERE'S ONLY YOU 48 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,318 AND YOU'RE A SICK HUMAN BEING. 49 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:31,685 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SOMETIMES. 50 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:33,454 WHERE'S MY WHITE-ON-WHITE SHIRT? 51 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,023 IT'S LIKE YELLING TO A WALL TO YOU. 52 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:36,890 I'M CARRYING ON ABOUT 53 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,459 WHAT A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING YOU ARE 54 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,360 AND ALL YOU WANT TO KNOW 55 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:40,261 IS WHERE YOUR WHITE-ON-WHITE SHIRT IS? 56 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:42,496 YEAH, THE ONE WITH THE PERMANENT STAYS. 57 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,632 I REALLY DON'T WANT YOU TO HUSTLE ME HERE. 58 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,467 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I REALLY-- 59 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,901 I REALLY HATE THAT. 60 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:48,869 I HATE BEING HUSTLED. 61 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,004 I JUST WANT A NICE, HONEST PRICE, YOU KNOW? 62 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:52,873 I JUST DON'T WANT ANY SPECIAL DEALS. 63 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,342 JUST A NICE, HONEST PRICE. 64 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:56,009 AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR. 65 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:58,412 OF COURSE, MR. BABOWSKY. 66 00:02:58,446 --> 00:03:01,014 NOW HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO PAY? 67 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,650 [laughs] 68 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:03,751 YOU'RE DOING IT, SEE? 69 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:05,753 YOU'RE DOING IT ALREADY. I HATE THAT. 70 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:06,854 YOU--YOU--YOU'RE GIVING ME A HUSTLE NUMBER. 71 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,722 I AM JUST TRYING TO GET AN IDEA 72 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:09,990 OF HOW MUCH YOU'RE WILLING TO PAY. 73 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,492 $4. 74 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,026 I'D LIKE TO PAY $4 A MONTH. 75 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:15,396 NOW THAT IS NOT AN HONEST ANSWER. 76 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,931 WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO HEAR? 77 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:18,999 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME 78 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,501 WHAT YOU WANT ME TO PAY, OKAY? 79 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:21,702 AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHETHER I'LL PAY IT. 80 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:24,438 AND THEN WE WON'T HAVE TO GET THIS HUSTLE NUMBER GOING, 81 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:26,607 WHICH I REALLY HATE. 82 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,409 WHAT DO I WANT TO PAY? 83 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,910 I WANT TO PAY NOTHING. 84 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,412 YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE. 85 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:32,413 YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO LISTEN! 86 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:33,681 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID. 87 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:34,882 I GOT NO IDEA. 88 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:35,916 IF YOU'D LISTEN YOU'D KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 89 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:36,917 IS IT MY FAULT? YEAH. 90 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:37,918 I'M SORRY, OKAY? 91 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:38,919 I'M SORRY. 92 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:39,920 I COULD DO NO BETTER THAN THAT. 93 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,889 A FULL UNCONDITIONAL APOLOGY. 94 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,924 ALL RIGHT? OKAY? 95 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:46,927 [kids shouting] 96 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,298 AND BY THE WAY, 97 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,432 WHY DON'T YOU SEND A SEARCH PARTY OUT 98 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:52,500 FOR THE WHITE-ON-WHITE SHIRT? 99 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:55,769 THE BEST ONE I GOT. 100 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,008 [engine revs] 101 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:10,050 NOW IF YOU HAVE EVEN THE SMALLEST PROBLEM, 102 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,119 YOU CALL ME PERSONALLY AND I'LL JUST SHOOT YOU 103 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:13,587 STRAIGHT IN TO THE SERVICE DEPARTMENT. 104 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,323 OKAY, NOW, UH, I GET THE LOANER, RIGHT, 105 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:16,424 IF MY CAR HAS TO STAY. 106 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:17,991 AS WE DISCUSSED, YOU GET A CAR 107 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:20,127 IF THE CAR HAS TO STAY OVERNIGHT. 108 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,629 UH, DO I GET THE LOANER? 109 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:22,663 YES. 110 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,632 [sighs] 111 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:25,799 SHE'S DRIVING ME TO MY GRAVE. 112 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,468 THAT'S IT. I'M HEADED TO MY GRAVE. 113 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:28,969 I'M ON MY WAY TO MY GRAVE. 114 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,772 WOMAN IS DRIVING ME INSANE. 115 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,073 IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS. 116 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:33,907 UH-UH. 117 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:38,646 11:00, MY NECK IS STIFF AS A BOARD. 118 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,348 UGH. 119 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:43,484 OH, IT'S TIGHT. OH. 120 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:44,284 [groans] 121 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:46,687 NOW YOU ENJOY THE CAR, MR. BABOWSKY. 122 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:56,697 [horn honking] 123 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:05,005 OH, MY GOD. 124 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:09,443 [honking] 125 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:10,678 ARE YOU A LUNATIC? 126 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:11,945 ARE YOU TELLING ME 127 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,681 THAT YOU DIDN'T SEE ME COMING OUT OF THIS LOT? 128 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:14,648 HUH? 129 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:15,949 THERE'S A RED LIGHT THERE, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! 130 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,017 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STOP! 131 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,018 ME? 132 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,620 ARE YOU CRAZY? 133 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:20,521 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO JUST BACK 134 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:21,855 INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET LIKE THAT? 135 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:23,657 A MAN'S DRIVING ALONG 136 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,626 AND YOU WANT TO BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. 137 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:26,860 WHAT KIND OF DRIVING IS THAT? 138 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:28,462 THERE'S A RED LIGHT THERE, YOU KNOW? 139 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,631 I WAS MAKING A SPACE FOR MYSELF. 140 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:31,699 THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO 141 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:32,966 IN ORDER TO GET INTO THE STREET. 142 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,535 YOU BOLTED OUTTA NOWHERE! 143 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:35,636 THAT'S SOMETHING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO. 144 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:36,804 YOU BOLTED OUT OF NOWHERE, PAL. 145 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:37,638 I BOLTED? 146 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:38,906 YOU BOLTED OUTTA NO PLACE! I BOLTED? 147 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,073 BOLTED OUTTA NOWHERE! 148 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,475 I BOLTED AT SIX MILES AN HOUR? 149 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,043 I BOLTED INTO THE STREET? THAT'S RIGHT! 150 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,078 YOU SHMUCK! BACK AWAY FROM ME! 151 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,213 ALL RIGHT, I'LL BACK AWAY. BACK AWAY FROM ME. 152 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:47,715 I'LL BACK AWAY. I'M BACKING AWAY. 153 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,750 HERE, I BACKED AWAY, HUH? 154 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:53,521 [shouting] 155 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:54,588 YOU LUNATIC! 156 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:56,189 WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS GUY, HUH? 157 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:57,425 HE BACKS IN FRONT OF ME, 158 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,226 HE RIPS MY SIDE-VIEW MIRROR OFF, 159 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,194 AND THEN--AND I'M CRAZY? 160 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,063 YOU GODDAMN LUNATIC! YOU'RE DEAD! 161 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:06,166 [shouting] 162 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,835 YOU ARE CRAZY! 163 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,737 YOU ARE NUTS! 164 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:10,904 THE OUGHTA LOCK YOU UP 165 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,673 AND THROW AWAY THE KEY. 166 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,909 THAT'S WHAT THE OUGHTA DO TO YOU. 167 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:16,910 LOOK AT THIS. 168 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,045 LOOK AT THIS! 169 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:19,747 MY CAR'S GOT 1/16TH OF A MILE ON IT 170 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,615 AND IT'S ALREADY BEEN HIT. 171 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:25,619 I'M GONNA GET EVEN WITH YOU. 172 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:28,188 [shouting] 173 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,758 I'M GONNA GET EVEN WITH YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH. 174 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,125 I'M GONNA GET EVEN WITH YOU. 175 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:35,529 LOOK, YOU WANNA DRIVE A CADILLAC, 176 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:36,864 LEARN HOW TO DRIVE. 177 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,566 YOU WANNA GET EVEN WITH SOMEBODY, 178 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:41,068 YOU PICKED THE WRONG PERSON TO GET EVEN WITH, PAL! 179 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,570 NOBODY BACKS IN TRAFFIC, 180 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,204 SMASHED MY CAR, 181 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,939 AND THEN TELLS ME THEY'RE GONNA GET EVEN! 182 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:47,475 I'M GONNA GET EVEN, PAL! 183 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,877 WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 184 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,244 GIVE ME MY GODDAMN MIRROR. 185 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:53,246 [shouting] 186 00:06:58,652 --> 00:06:59,887 NOW A LOANER, A LOANER. 187 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,154 RIGHT NOW, NO TALK! 188 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,647 GOOD MORNING, MRS. FOSTER. 189 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,817 HI, I REPRESENT THE GIBRALTAR ALUMINUM SIDING COMPANY. 190 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,318 WE'RE GONNA BE HAVING A REPRESENTATIVE 191 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,020 IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD TODAY. 192 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,822 WE WERE WONDERING WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED 193 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,090 IN SEEING THE BENEFITS OF OUR ALUMINUM PRODUCT? 194 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,126 YES, WELL, WE DO ALUMINUM SIDING-- 195 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,662 WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN SEEING THE BENEFITS 196 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:43,163 OF OUR ALUMINUM PRODUCT? 197 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,599 WELL, WE DO ALUMINUM SIDING, WHICH-- 198 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:49,837 MRS. BEADLE, ARE YOU INTERESTED IN ALUMINUM SIDING? 199 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,338 ALUMINUM SIDING COMPANY. 200 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:54,174 SO THE DOCTOR SAYS WHEN I GET 201 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,043 ALL THE INFORMATION BACK, I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL. 202 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,044 HE LEAVES THE DOCTOR. 203 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,178 SO ONE DAY THE PHONE RINGS, 204 00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,179 THE GUY GOES TO PICK IT UP. 205 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:00,180 GUY? 206 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,281 THE GUY. 207 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,683 NOT THE DOCTOR? 208 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,184 THAT'S RIGHT, THE GUY GETS A TELEPHONE CALL. 209 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,686 IT'S THE DOCTOR ON THE LINE. 210 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:06,720 DON'T GET SO IRRITABLE. 211 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:07,721 WELL, LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING. 212 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:08,789 LET HIM TELL THE JOKE, CHEESE. 213 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,057 SO THE DOCTOR SAYS, 214 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,959 "I GOT SOME BAD NEWS AND SOME WORSE NEWS." 215 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,827 GUY SAYS, "WELL, LET ME HEAR THE BAD NEWS FIRST." 216 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:16,363 DOCTOR SAYS, "YOU GOT. 24 HOURS TO LIVE." 217 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,198 THE GUY SAYS, "WELL, WHAT'S THE WORSE NEWS?" 218 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:21,835 DOCTOR SAYS, "I FORGOT TO CALL YOU YESTERDAY." 219 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,671 SO THE GUY'S DEAD, RIGHT? 220 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,739 THAT'S GOOD. WORSE NEWS AND BAD NEWS. 221 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,374 DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAYS? "THE GUY DIES?" 222 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,209 IT'S A DUMB JOKE BUT IT'S GOOD. 223 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:32,245 [overlapping chatter] 224 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,647 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, OKAY! 225 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:34,447 WE HEAR YOU. ALL RIGHT. 226 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:35,883 SO DID YOU GET YOUR NEW CADILLAC? 227 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,050 YEAH, YEAH. 228 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:38,185 YEAH, IT'S ALREADY BEEN HIT. 229 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:39,319 HIT? WHAT? 230 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,054 I DIDN'T HAVE THE THING FIVE MINUTES. 231 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,389 AW. 232 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:43,691 I WAS BACKING OUT OF THE PLACE, 233 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:44,491 A GUY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE, 234 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,926 BANGS RIGHT INTO MY CAR. OH, JESUS. 235 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,394 I CALL. WHATTAYA GOT? 236 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:49,162 UH, 6'S. 237 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,098 PAIR O'JAKES. I WIN AGAIN. 238 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,099 PAIR OF 6'S? 239 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,066 SO I LIED. 240 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,067 SO HOW MUCH DAMAGE? 241 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:55,903 $600 WORTH AT LEAST. 242 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,204 $600? YEAH. 243 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,839 I'D GET RID OF THAT CAR. 244 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,841 WITH THAT KIND OF DAMAGE, THE CAR WON'T BE ANY GOOD. 245 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,676 HE PROBABLY DENTED THE FRAME. 246 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:03,677 HE DIDN'T DENT THE FRAME. 247 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,679 YOU HIT THE FRAME, THE CAR DOESN'T RUN RIGHT. 248 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,781 HE DIDN'T DENT THE FRAME. WATCH MY LIPS. 249 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:08,782 DON'T GET SO IRRITABLE. 250 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,350 YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME. 251 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,852 (Moe) SO WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 252 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,921 I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 253 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:16,690 I'M GONNA GET THIS GUY. 254 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,926 IF HE'D APOLOGIZED, IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT. 255 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:19,960 BUT HE GETS OUT OF THE CAR. 256 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:20,861 HE TRIES TO PUSH ME AROUND. 257 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,096 DON'T LET ANYBODY PUSH YOU AROUND, B.B. 258 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:25,766 I'M GONNA GET THIS GUY. 259 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,668 JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT. 260 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:35,943 AND HE ATTACKS ME. 261 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,945 HE RIPS MY-- MY SIDE-VIEW MIRROR OFF! 262 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:38,946 ONE OF THE LOONIES. 263 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,781 UNBELIEVABLE. DID YOU LIVE? 264 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:41,782 DID YOU GET HIS NAME? 265 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,951 YEAH, I GOT HIS NAME. 266 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,418 POLICE CAME. 267 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,654 GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 268 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,255 THE GUY'S AN IDIOT. 269 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,123 YEAH, I GOT IT RIGHT HERE. 270 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,124 POLISH NAME. 271 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,661 BABOWSKY. BILL BABOWSKY. 272 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:54,962 FUCKIN' SON OF A BITCH. 273 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,296 HEY, I KNOW THAT GUY. 274 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,665 THEY CALL HIM B.B. 275 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,299 YOU KNOW THIS SON OF A BITCH? 276 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,968 YEAH, YEAH, HE WORKS WITH BAGEL. 277 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,937 HE SELLS ALUMINUM SIDING? 278 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,138 UH-HUH. SAME AS US. 279 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,106 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 280 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,675 OF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT COULD RUN INTO ME, 281 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,242 IT HAS TO BE ANOTHER TIN MAN. 282 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,343 HOW COME I DON'T KNOW HIM? 283 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,145 AH, COME ON, YOU MUST'VE SEEN HIM. 284 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,747 HE HANGS OUT WITH THAT GROUP, YOU KNOW? 285 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,449 CHEESE, CARLY, BENELLI. 286 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,118 GIBRALTAR SIDING. 287 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,687 YOU KNOW THAT GROUP. 288 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,688 I DON'T KNOW THE GUY. 289 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,255 COME ON! 290 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,857 WHEN WE WERE UP AT THE CORRAL, HE WAS THERE ONE NIGHT. 291 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:24,958 YOU KNOW WHEN WE WERE ALL THERE. 292 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,459 HE'S--HE'S A GOOD DANCER. 293 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,128 YOU MUST KNOW. YOU MUST'VE SEEN HIM. 294 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,329 I DON'T KNOW THE GUY. 295 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,463 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 296 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:31,765 GIL, HE DOESN'T KNOW THE GUY. 297 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,300 HEY, LISTEN, I THOUGHT HE KNEW THE GUY 298 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,802 OKAY, SAM? 299 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,704 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DIDN'T KNOW THE GUY. 300 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,171 HE SEEMS TO BE INDICATING THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW HIM. 301 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:41,141 I DON'T KNOW THE GUY, ALL RIGHT? 302 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,109 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT? 303 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,176 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, GIL? 304 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,713 NOW, HEY--HE'S A GOOD DANCER. 305 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,480 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? DATE HIM? 306 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,516 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF HE'S A GOOD DANCER. 307 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,719 WELL, I THOUGHT YOU SAW THE GUY. 308 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,986 I TELL YA, I WAS AMAZED. 309 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,722 THIS GUY DOES A MERENGUE. 310 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:55,989 WHOA, I'M TELLING YOU. 311 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,524 IF I WAS A GIRL, 312 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,827 I'D BE--I'D BE-- I'D BE REALLY IMPRESSED. 313 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,962 YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE, ARE YOU? 314 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,964 I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE. NO, I'M NOT. 315 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,332 IS THIS FRESH? 316 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,466 [annoyed] YES, IT'S FRESH. 317 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,968 I'M JUST ASKING, FLORENCE. 318 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,203 YOU'RE ALWAYS JUST ASKING. YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY. 319 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,972 (Gil) I CAN'T--I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW WELL 320 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,373 THIS GUY DOES THE MERENGUE. 321 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,541 CHOO CHOO CHA--PA! 322 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:15,743 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT. 323 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,377 YOU KNOW, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING. 324 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,912 WHEN I GET A HOLD OF THIS GUY, 325 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,480 I'M GONNA BREAK BOTH HIS LEGS. 326 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,050 AND THEN HE WON'T DANCE THE MERENGUE TOO GOOD. 327 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,052 SON OF A BITCH. 328 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:27,154 BACKS RIGHT--LOOK AT THE NOSE ON MY CAR. 329 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,221 TAKE A LOOK AT THAT. 330 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,857 HOLY MACKEREL, LOOK AT THAT. 331 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,391 AND IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL CAR BEFORE THIS HAPPENED. 332 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,226 LET ME--LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 333 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,895 YOU WATCH ED SULLIVAN, RIGHT? 334 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,063 WHICH ACTOR YOU LIKE BETTER, 335 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,497 THE GUY WHO SPINS THE PLATES, 336 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,066 OR DO YOU LIKE, UH, THE GUY WITH THE-- 337 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,068 THE HAND PUPPETS? SENOR WENCES. 338 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,369 RIGHT, SENOR WENCES. I LOVE THIS GUY. 339 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,503 SENOR WENCES. 340 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,437 HE'S GOOD. HE'S THE BEST. 341 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:45,472 I MEAN, THAT'S GOOD COMEDY. 342 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,074 HE'S BETTER THAN THE GUY THAT SPINS THE PLATES? 343 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,241 OF COURSE HE'S BETTER. 344 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,110 THIS GUY--PLUS, HE'S GOT NO OVERHEAD. 345 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,446 THE MAN'S GOT A HAND, A CHALK, AND A BOX. 346 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,514 AND THAT'S IT. 347 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,249 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, HE PUTS A LITTLE WIG ON IT. 348 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,384 [mimics Senor Wences] HELLO, SIR. 349 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,518 [unintelligible] 350 00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,887 I LOVE HIM. I LOVE THE GUY. 351 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,054 I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 352 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,857 BONANZA IS NOT AN ACCURATE DEPICTION OF THE WEST. 353 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,092 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 354 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,259 YOU EVER WATCH THAT SHOW? 355 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,228 IS SOMEBODY TALKING ABOUT BONANZA IN HERE? 356 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,262 TODAY'S A BONANZA DAY. 357 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,530 OH, IS TODAY A BO-- IT'S MONDAY! 358 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,099 TODAY IS BONANZA DAY. 359 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,266 IT'S BONANZA DAY. BIG B DAY. 360 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,868 OH, EXCUSE ME! 361 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,403 YOU LAUGH. YOU LAUGH ABOUT IT. 362 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,371 HOW'S BEN AND THE BOYS DOING? 363 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,107 YOU CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT BUT IT'S JUST NO BELIEVABLE. 364 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,274 YOU EVER SEE THE SHOW? 365 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,275 IT'S A 50-YEAR-OLD FATHER 366 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,811 WITH THREE 47-YEAR-OLD SONS. 367 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:24,945 YOU KNOW WHY THEY GET ALONG GOOD? 368 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,213 'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME AGE. 369 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,447 "HEY, PA, YOU RIDE THE HORSE... WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? 370 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,615 AND I'LL GO TO TOWN." 371 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,983 COME ON. WHAT KIND OF SHOW IS THAT? 372 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:30,951 WELL, I DON'T-- 373 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,953 LOOK, I'M NOT AN AUTHORITY ON IT LIKE YOU ARE. 374 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,222 BUT I OCCASIONALLY WATCH BONANZA. 375 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,824 AND I THINK IT'S, LIKE, CAN YOU BELIEVE 376 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,258 HERE'S A MAN WHO'S GOT THREE KIDS 377 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,893 FROM THREE DIFFERENT WIVES? 378 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,261 THEY ALL DIED AT CHILDBIRTH. 379 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,462 WHAT IS THIS HERE? 380 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,463 MUST'VE BEEN A HELL OF A MAN. 381 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,165 WHO'S GONNA GO AROUND THERE? 382 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,234 HE'S THE KISS OF DEATH! 383 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,502 YEAH, IT'S CALLED ONE HUMP AND OUT. 384 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,238 (Moe) A LITTLE TIME TO KILL. 385 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,472 WANNA GET SOME COFFEE? 386 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,174 (B.B.) NO, LET'S DO LIFE MAGAZINE. 387 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,976 (Moe) OH, YEAH, IT'LL BE FUN. 388 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,577 (B.B.) YEAH, CHEER ME UP. 389 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,146 (B.B.) I THINK WE HAVE TO MOVE 390 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,313 THE CAMERA OVER ANOTHER FOOT! 391 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,314 (Moe) YEAH? 392 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,315 (B.B.) YEAH. 393 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:05,285 [loudly] YEAH. 394 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,987 OH, YEAH. YEAH, THIS IS MUCH BETTER. 395 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,421 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LOOK HERE? 396 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,090 YEAH, THE LIGHT IS HITTING IT NOW 397 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,324 IN A PERFECT WAY. 398 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:12,759 IT'S GIVING US JUST EXACTLY WHAT--IT'S VERY GOOD. 399 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,494 [Moe loudly] YEAH, THAT REALLY SHOWS THE FLAWS 400 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,129 IN THE STRUCTURE. 401 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,165 (B.B.) YEAH, IT'S GOT A LOT OF THE-- 402 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,332 IT'S SHOWING THE DISCOLORATION HERE. 403 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,869 IT'S GOT THAT LOOK. AND THE FLAKING-- 404 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,170 THIS IS BETTER. 405 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,138 [quietly] COME ON OUT, HONEY. 406 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,506 (Moe) HEY, YOU GOT COLOR IN HERE? 407 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:27,807 (B.B.) COLORATION. OH, YES, YES! 408 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,310 (Moe) THIS IS TOO NICE FOR BLACK AND WHITE. 409 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,479 YEAH. IT'S GOTTA BE COLOR. 410 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,214 BINGO. 411 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,416 EXCUSE ME. 412 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,889 UH, WHAT ARE YOUSE DOIN'? 413 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,290 I HOPE WE'RE NOT DISTURBING YOU, MA'AM. 414 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,391 WE'RE WITH LIFE MAGAZINE. 415 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,492 WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE IN JUST A MINUTE. 416 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,194 I GOTTA MOVE THE CAMERA OVER ANOTHER FOOT THERE. 417 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,896 UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN LIFE MAGAZINE? 418 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,130 UH, JUST TWO MINUTES, MA'AM. 419 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,298 AND THEN WE'LL BE OUT OF YOUR WAY. 420 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,133 WE JUST NEED SOME PICTURES FOR LIFE MAGAZINE 421 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,002 AND THEN WE WON'T BE BOTHERING YOU. 422 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,070 LIFE MAGAZINE IS HERE ON MY FRONT LAWN? 423 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,071 YEAH--YEAH, YOU SEE, 424 00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,539 WE'RE DOING A LAYOUT ON, UH, 425 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,141 THE BENEFITS OF ALUMINUM SIDING. 426 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,677 YOU KNOW, KIND OF A BEFORE AND AFTER PRESENTATION. 427 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,079 A BEFORE PICTURE? 428 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,147 YEAH. 429 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,148 SO THEY SEE YOUR HOUSE 430 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,050 AND ANOTHER HOUSE DONE WITH ALUMINUM SIDING. 431 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,684 THE OTHER HOUSE LOOKIN' SO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL. 432 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,386 IN LIF MAGAZINE? 433 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,055 YES, SPECIAL ISSUE ON HOME IMPROVEMENTS. 434 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,723 WAYS TO BEAUTIFY THE HOME. 435 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,691 YES, IT'S A WONDERFUL-- 436 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,060 IT'S A WONDERFUL ISSUE. 437 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,528 IT'S ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PICTORIAL, 438 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,231 UH, THINGS THAT WE'VE EVER DONE HERE IN LIFE. 439 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,566 YOU KNOW, WAYS TO IMPROVE THE HOME. 440 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,069 (Moe) THIS IS GONNA LOOK VERY GOOD, B.B. 441 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:32,372 OUR HOUSE IS GONNA BE THE BEFORE PICTURE 442 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,673 IN LIF MAGAZINE? 443 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,242 ARE YOU CRAZY? 444 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,011 WE KEEP LIFE MAGAZINE ON OUR COFFEE TABLE. 445 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,413 AW, CAN'T MY HOUSE BE THE AFTER? 446 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,349 [laughing] NO, NO, NO. 447 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,683 NO. THAT'S SO SWEET. 448 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,684 NO, THANK YOU. 449 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,553 BUT WE ALREADY HAVE A HOUSE 450 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,421 THAT, UH, THAT HAS ALUMINUM SIDING 451 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,756 THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOUR HOUSE 452 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,758 BUT IT'S EVER SO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL. 453 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,093 YEAH, REALLY SHOWS THE CONTRAST 454 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,227 OF WHAT A HOUSE CAN LOOK LIKE. 455 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,129 HOW MUCH DOES THIS COST? 456 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,397 WHAT? 457 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,398 UH, THE-- 458 00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,566 OH, THE ALUMINUM SIDING? 459 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,700 I DON'T KNOW. 460 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,069 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE COSTS? 461 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,137 NO, BUT I THINK IT'S FAIRLY REASONABLE. 462 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,439 WELL, CAN'T MY HOUSE BE THE AFTER PICTURE 463 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,607 IN LIF MAGAZINE? 464 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,642 YOU COULD GET ANOTHER HOUSE FOR THE BEFORE. 465 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:10,743 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 466 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,279 OH, YOU MEAN, UH-- 467 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,546 YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR HOUSE 468 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,283 TO BE THE AFTER PICTURE WITH ALUMINUM SIDING? 469 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,652 AND THEN WE WOULD HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER HOUSE, 470 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,554 UH, TO LOOK LIKE THEIR HOUSE WITH, UH-- 471 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,655 FOR THE BEFORE PICTURE. 472 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,291 IS THAT POSSIBLE, HONS? 473 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,158 OH, I DON'T-- 474 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,359 I DON'T KNOW IF WE COULD MANAGE THIS. 475 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,299 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 476 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,666 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S KIND OF PUSHING IT, B.B. 477 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,168 IT'S PUSHING IT. 478 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:36,669 WELL, WHAT TIME'S YOUR HUSBAND GET HOME? 479 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,138 'CAUSE HE'D HAVE TO GO OVER THE FIGURES WITH A SALESMAN. 480 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,172 THAT'S IF THERE'S EVEN A SALESMAN 481 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,307 AVAILABLE THIS EVENING. 482 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,009 JERRY'LL BE HOME AT 7:00. 483 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,477 THAT'LL BE A TOTAL OF $3,700. 484 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:48,081 $3,700? 485 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:51,184 HONEY, WE'RE GONNA BE IN LIFE MAGAZINE! 486 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:52,319 (Carly) BEFORE. 487 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,486 AFTER. 488 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,788 YOU AND YOUR LOVELY WIFE MIGHT'VE BEEN ASKING YOURSELF, 489 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,491 "EXACTLY WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF ALUMINUM SIDING." 490 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,160 IT WON'T CHIP, PEEL, BLISTER, 491 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,162 CRACK, FLAKE, OR RUST IN ANY WAY. 492 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,663 ONLY MAINTENANCE YOU'LL EVER HAVE 493 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,166 IS TO WASH IT DOWN TWICE A YEAR WITH A HOSE. 494 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,201 IT AFFORDS MUCH GREATER INSULATION 495 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,203 WHICH MEANS IT CUTS DOWN ON YOUR HEATING BILLS. 496 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,538 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 497 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,839 ONLY ON THIS SALE, 498 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,175 I'LL THROW IN A GARDEN HOSE FOR THIS SALE. 499 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,509 LET'S DO SOME BUSINESS. 500 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:17,544 YOU GOT A DEAL. 501 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,446 YOU'RE A SMART MAN. 502 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,681 THIS HOUSE WILL BE A MONUMENT TO YOUR GOOD TASTE. 503 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,316 SORRY. 504 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:36,163 [soft music on car radio] 505 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,831 WHAT HAPPENED? 506 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,400 ALMOST HAD 'EM. 507 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,568 I WAS THIS CLOSE. 508 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:42,535 YOU WERE IN THERE LONG ENOUGH. 509 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,337 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SEND ME IN TO CLOSE. 510 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:45,472 DAMN, I THOUGHT I HAD 'EM. 511 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,839 NOTHING? 512 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,575 NOTHING. 513 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,644 [playing Girl From Ipanema] 514 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,380 * TALL AND TAN 515 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,382 * AND YOUNG AND LOVELY 516 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:59,219 [women laughing] 517 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,188 * WHEN SHE PASSES 518 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,390 * EACH ONE SHE PASSES GOES 519 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,392 (all) * AAH 520 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,495 SO, 600 BUCKS. 521 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,896 LOOKS LIKE A GOOD DEAL. 522 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,564 PEOPLE OWN THEIR OWN HOME 523 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,200 SO WE WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM GETTING FINANCING. 524 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,234 VERY GOOD, MOUSE. 525 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:18,105 SO, THAT'S, UH-- 526 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,241 $1,138. 527 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,711 (Wing) ...AND $38. 138. 528 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,580 THANKS, BOSS. 529 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,416 PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. 530 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:32,852 SO...WHAT'S YOUR GUYS' STORY? 531 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:33,853 NOTHING AGAIN. 532 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,723 CAME UP SHORT. 533 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,291 LET ME GET A LITTLE ADVANCE. 534 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,227 300 JUST TO CARRY ME FOR A BIT. 535 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,862 I'M ALREADY CARRYING YOU FOR WHAT IS IT, $2,300? 536 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,197 SOMETHING LIKE THAT, TILLEY? 537 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:44,997 NO PROBLEM. 538 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,233 I'M IN A LITTLE SLUMP HERE IS ALL. 539 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,300 THAT'S IT. 540 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,901 YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE A WALK ON ME? 541 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,703 WHAT DO YOU MEAN WALK? 542 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,440 YOU THINK I'M GONNA WORK SOMEWHERES ELSE? 543 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,608 WING, YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD TO ME. 544 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,676 VERY HONORABLE. 545 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,378 HE ALWAYS SAID THAT ABOUT YOU, WING. 546 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,446 HE ALWAYS SAID THAT. 547 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,747 BELIEVE ME, HE HAS. 548 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,749 I'LL GIVE YOU 150. 549 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,784 I NEED A BIT MORE THAN THAT. 550 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,153 I GOT--I GOT EXPENSES. 551 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,220 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOUR WIFE? 552 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,288 SHE DON'T WORK? 553 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,922 YEAH, WHAT'S SHE GONNA MAKE WORKING 554 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:13,160 IN THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE? 555 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,261 [clears throat] 556 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,166 COME ON, WING. 557 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,300 CAN'T YOU DO NO BETTER THAN THIS? 558 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,734 I MEAN, A MAN IN MY POSITION 559 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,170 IN TERMS OF THIS FIRM. 560 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,304 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. 561 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,738 [chuckles] 562 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,175 200. THAT'S IT. 563 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,910 HONEY, COULD YOU BRING ME A PACK OF MARLBOROS 564 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,745 AND ANOTHER SEVEN AND SEVEN PLEASE? 565 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:33,980 SCOTCH, STRAIGHT UP. 566 00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,482 YEAH, BRING ME ANOTHER COROLLA, HUH? 567 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,816 DID SHE HEAR ME SAY SCOTCH, STRAIGHT UP? 568 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:37,684 NO. 569 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,520 LISTEN, MY GUYS TELL ME THAT THE, UH, 570 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,789 HOME IMPROVEMENT COMMISSION IS THE REAL THING. 571 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,357 IT'S NO JACKPOT. 572 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,426 THESE GUYS CAN BE A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS. 573 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,660 AND ANY OF THOSE SCAMS THAT YOU GUYS ARE RUNNING-- 574 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,196 THEY GET WIND OF IT, 575 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,297 THEY'RE GONNA TAKE YOUR LICENSE 576 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,331 AND IT'S GOOD-BYE TO BUSINESS. 577 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,499 THEY TAKE AWAY YOUR LICENSE, 578 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,833 THEY TAKE AWAY YOUR LIVELIHOOD. 579 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,934 WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE THESE? 580 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:55,935 WHICH SCAMS ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? 581 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:56,903 THEY GOT A LIST? 582 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,938 ANY IRREGULARITIES, YOU KNOW? 583 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,607 YOU KNOW, YOU SELL A HOUSE 584 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,342 IN THE PRETENSE IT'S A MODEL HOME. 585 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,476 ANYTHING ELSE SOLD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 586 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,611 THEY GET A KICKBACK. 587 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,712 OR THE LIFE MAGAZINE SCAM. 588 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,779 YEAH. 589 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,980 YOU GUYS KNOW THE BULLSHIT NUMBERS YOU CAN RUN. 590 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,349 (Gil) JEEZ, WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS. 591 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,483 WHAT'S LEFT? 592 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,884 IS THIS COMMISSION GONNA STICK AROUND 593 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,019 OR IS IT GONE WITH THE WIND? 594 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,487 THEY TAKE YOUR LICENSE? 595 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:15,622 (Wing) YEAH. 596 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,789 AND NOT YOUR CAR LICENSE. 597 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,825 YOUR BUSINESS LICENSE, TILLEY. 598 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,561 [sighs] DON'T MENTION CARS. 599 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,565 (B.B.) HOLD IT, HOLD IT-- WHOA, WHOA. 600 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,366 (Moe) WHAT? 601 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,000 (B.B.) THAT'S HIS CAR. 602 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,001 COME ON, BACK IT UP, BACK IT UP. 603 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,737 OKAY, OKAY. 604 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:31,904 [laughs] 605 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:35,708 STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP! 606 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,577 STOP, STOP. 607 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,911 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA BE RIGHT BACK. 608 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,447 I'M GONNA EVEN THE SCORE. 609 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,652 [grumbling] 610 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,854 [chattering] 611 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:52,325 [glass breaking] 612 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,626 IT'S THAT LUNATIC AGAIN! 613 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:56,763 WHAT THE-- 614 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,064 TILLEY! TILLEY, BE CAREFUL! 615 00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,832 GO, GO, GO! 616 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,368 [tires squealing] 617 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,506 DO YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY? 618 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,341 IS HE SANE OR WHAT? 619 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,442 ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? 620 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,610 WHAT'S HE GOT, A GNAT UP HIS ASS? 621 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,911 WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH THE GUY. 622 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,746 WELL, DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE HIM FROM THE CORRAL? 623 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,082 I DON'T KNOW THE GUY. 624 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:19,552 BOY, I'LL NEVER FORGET HIS MERENGUE. 625 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,754 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. 626 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:25,925 IF MR. MERENGUE WANTS TO PLAY, 627 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,060 WE'LL PLAY. 628 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:31,063 [sweeping dramatic music] 629 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:39,306 * 630 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,608 LOOK AT YOU. 631 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,776 2:45 AND HOME ALREADY. 632 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,877 WHAT HAPPENED? 633 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,713 YOU AND THE FELLAS RUN OUT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT? 634 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,081 PLEASE, I'M OUT THERE WORKING MY FINGERS TO THE BONE 635 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,783 TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING. 636 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,118 WHAT'S A FIVE-LETTER WORD 637 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,953 FOR A PORTUGUESE OVERSEAS PROVINCE? 638 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,755 TRY MACAU. 639 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,123 THAT FITS. 640 00:20:57,156 --> 00:21:00,560 M-A-C-U-- 641 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,761 WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP SO LATE? 642 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:02,995 I'M OFF TOMORROW. 643 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,568 I THINK THIS PLACE MAY BE 644 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,136 A LITTLE TOO LARGE FOR US. 645 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,472 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS MATCHBOX? 646 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,673 IT'S GOT A LOT OF OVERHEAD TO IT. 647 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,342 I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU DO? 648 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,843 SPEND YOUR TIME IN THE BEDROOM AND THE KITCHEN. 649 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,411 THAT'S ALL. 650 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,646 WHY DO YOU NEED A LIVING ROOM AND A DINING ROOM? 651 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:22,014 WHY DO YOU NEED A BACKYARD? 652 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,816 YOU'RE NOT SELLING ANYTHING? 653 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:26,853 I'M IN A SLUMP. 654 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,489 IT HAPPENS. 655 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,691 LAST YEAR, I'M NUMBER THREE TOP SELLER. 656 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,526 YEAR BEFORE, RIGHT UP THERE. 657 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,496 I CAN'T GET MY MOMENTUM GOING THIS YEAR. 658 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,164 YOU WILL. YOU ALWAYS DO. 659 00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,099 I'M NOT SURE I LIKE ALL THIS OVERHEAD 660 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,634 BREATHING DOWN MY NECK. 661 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:42,969 I MEAN, YOU GOTTA A PLACE LIKE THIS, 662 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,537 THAT'S A LOT OF OVERHEAD. 663 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,138 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 664 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,040 THE MONTHLY PAYMENTS ON YOUR CADILLAC ALONE 665 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:50,109 ARE WORTH MORE THAN THIS WHOLE HOUSE. 666 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,143 WHY DON'T YOU GET YOURSELF SOMETHING CHEAPER, 667 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,144 LIKE A CHEVY. 668 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,880 UGH. 669 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:58,050 DOESN'T INSTILL CONFIDENCE IN MY CLIENTS. 670 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,719 CADILLAC MEANS YOU'RE DEALING 671 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,054 WITH SOMEONE OF IMPORTANCE. 672 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,523 [shoe thuds on floor] 673 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,527 I THOUGHT I HAD A COUPLE TONIGHT. 674 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,062 THEY JUST SLIPPED AWAY. 675 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:13,866 JUST SLIPPED...AWAY. 676 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:19,138 I'M GONNA TAKE A BATH. 677 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,741 MY NECK'S BEEN TIGHT SINCE THIS MORNING. 678 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,077 I'LL TURN OUT THE LIGHTS. 679 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,051 YOU KNOW, TILLEY, 680 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,220 WE HARDLY EVER DO THINGS TOGETHER. 681 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:35,555 LIKE WHAT? 682 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:39,158 DO FUN THINGS TOGETHER THAT ARE ENJOYABLE. 683 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,728 WHAT WOULD WE DO TOGETHER FOR IT TO BE ENJOYABLE? 684 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:45,598 IF WE WENT ON A PICNIC IT WOULD BE FUN. 685 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:46,899 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PICNIC. 686 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:47,734 YOU GO SOME PLACE, 687 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:48,901 PUT A THING ON THE GROUND AND EAT. 688 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:50,737 YEAH, IT'S NICE TO DO THAT. 689 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:51,838 WHY? 690 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,005 I DON'T GET IT. 691 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,741 IT'S BETTER SITTING IN FRONT OF THE TV. 692 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:55,908 I HAPPEN TO THINK THERE'S SOMETHING NICE 693 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:56,909 ABOUT A PICNIC. 694 00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:57,910 IT'S FUN. 695 00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,579 WHAT'S FUN ABOUT IT? 696 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,113 ANTS GET IN THE FOOD. 697 00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:02,849 THERE'S BEES. I DON'T GET IT. 698 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:03,950 YOU HAVE TO DRIVE. 699 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,518 IT TAKES YOU MAYBE AN HOUR TO GET THERE. 700 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:06,453 AND THEN WHAT DO YOU DO? 701 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,887 YOU SIT IN THE GRASS AND EAT. 702 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,856 WHY IS THAT FUN? 703 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,691 I JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE TO DO SOMETHING TOGETHER. 704 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,760 THAT'S ALL. I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN. 705 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,227 DOESN'T SOUND LIKE FUN TO ME. 706 00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:17,263 WOULD YOU WASH MY HAIR THE WAY YOU DO IT? 707 00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:20,232 A PICNIC? 708 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:21,801 OH, IT'S LIKE-- IT'S DIRTY. 709 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,603 I DON KNOW, IT'S LIKE, WHAT DO YOU DO? 710 00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,104 YOU TAKE THE FOOD YOU GOT IN THE ICE BOX. 711 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:27,540 YOU TAKE IT OUT IN A FIELD AND EAT IT. 712 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:31,043 IT'S MUCH MORE FUN EATING IN FRONT OF THE TV. 713 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,612 WE DO THAT TOGETHER, DON'T WE? 714 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,947 NO ANTS, NO BEES. 715 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:36,549 MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE. 716 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,717 IT'S NOT THE SAME THING. 717 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,586 WOULD YOU DO IT HARDER? 718 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:40,787 DON'T GET ME WRONG. 719 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:41,954 I'D DO ANYTHING WITH YOU. 720 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:44,123 I'M JUST A LITTLE STYMIED BY A PICNIC. 721 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,224 YOU WANNA GO ON A PICNIC, 722 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,726 SEND ME A POSTCARD. 723 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:47,760 OW! 724 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,962 WHAT DID I SAY? 725 00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:50,997 HUH? 726 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:02,074 [Gene Pitney's Man Who Shot Liberty Valance] 727 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:05,144 * WHEN LIBERTY VALANCE RODE TO TOWN * 728 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:08,080 * THE WOMENFOLK WOULD HIDE 729 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,082 * THEY'D HIDE 730 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:13,119 * WHEN LIBERTY VALANCE WALKED AROUND * 731 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:15,154 * THE MEN WOULD STEP ASIDE 732 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:18,157 [chuckling ominously] 733 00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:21,327 THE BLUE CADDY. 734 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,295 OKAY, MR. MERENGUE. 735 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:25,665 LET'S DANCE. 736 00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:29,001 * HE WAS MIGHTY GOOD 737 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,870 * FROM OUT OF THE EAST 738 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,672 * A STRANGER CAME 739 00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:34,040 [grunting] 740 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,953 YEP, THAT WAS A GOOD SALE, DOUBLE B. 741 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,287 WE JUST GOT THE OKAY ON A LOAN. 742 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,255 WE'RE IN BUSINESS. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 743 00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:52,024 THIS WHOLE AREA HAS BEEN TREMENDOUSLY FERTILE. 744 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,159 MM-HMM. 745 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,794 OH, I SAW YOUR CAR ON THE WAY IN. 746 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,328 YEAH, LOOKS ALMOST BRAND SHINY NEW. 747 00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:58,698 YEAH, YEAH, $642. 748 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:01,868 $642? 749 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,970 SO YOU WANT TO GET INTO THE TIN GAME, STANLEY? 750 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,805 GOOD MONEY I UNDERSTAND. 751 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,674 YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE GONNA BE BUMPING INTO 752 00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:09,241 A LOT OF STRANGE PEOPLE KNOCKING ON THOSE DOORS. 753 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:11,177 HERMITS THAT NEVER SEE THE OUTSIDE. 754 00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:12,211 WOMEN IN BATHROBES. 755 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:13,245 PEOPLE THAT ARE LONELY 756 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:14,981 AND JUST WANT TO HAVE CONVERSATIONS. 757 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,315 KIDS CRAWLING ALL OVER YOU. 758 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,184 PEOPLE--PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THEY GOT STRANGE DISEASES. 759 00:25:18,217 --> 00:25:19,919 OH, THAT'S THE WORST. 760 00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:21,253 (Stanley) INTERESTING. 761 00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:23,055 (Moe) WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO QUALIFY A MARK? 762 00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:24,757 HEH, I KNEW THEY'D CALL. 763 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:25,558 WHAT? 764 00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:26,759 WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU CAN GET 765 00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:27,994 THE UPPER HAND? 766 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,061 HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE DEALING WITH A GUY 767 00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:30,362 WHO'S IN AN INFERIOR POSITION 768 00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:31,363 OR A SUPERIOR POSITION TO YOU? 769 00:25:31,397 --> 00:25:32,364 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 770 00:25:32,398 --> 00:25:33,666 WELL, YOUSE-- 771 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,334 YOU JUST HAVE TO START TALKING. 772 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,903 NAH. THE QUICK WAY-- 773 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:37,904 TAKE A BOOK OF MATCHES OUT OF YOUR POCKET 774 00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:39,038 TO LIGHT YOUR CIGARETTE. 775 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,206 DROP THE MATCHES ON THE FLOOR. 776 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:42,074 THE GUY BENDS DOWN TO PICK 'EM UP FOR YOU, 777 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:43,075 YOU GOT A MARK. 778 00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:44,343 YOU GOT THIS GUY IN YOUR POCKET. 779 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,344 GUY WAITS FOR YOU TO PICK 'EM UP, 780 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,880 YOU GOT A LONG, HARD, TOUGH SELL ON YOUR HANDS. 781 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:49,215 (B.B.) IF YOU WANT TO WIN THEIR CONFIDENCE, HERE-- 782 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:50,282 HERE'S A GOOD THING TO TRY. 783 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:53,285 BAGEL, GIVE ME A $5 BILL. 784 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:54,921 YOU'RE GONNA START OFF WITH A $5 BILL, 785 00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:56,689 WHICH YOU'VE TAKEN OUT BEFORE HE'S SEEN IT, RIGHT? 786 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:57,690 SO YOU'RE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM 787 00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:58,758 AND YOU'RE TALKING. 788 00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:00,126 BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH-BL-BLAH B-B-BLAH. 789 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:01,027 AND WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING, 790 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:01,861 YOU DROP IT ON THE GROUND LIKE THAT. 791 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,362 AND BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH. 792 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,363 AND WHEN HE TURNS AROUND, YOU GO-- 793 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:07,800 OH, A $5 BILL. 794 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:09,702 LOOK AT THAT. 795 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:10,937 LOOK AT THIS. 796 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,238 MR. BLAH BLAH, WOULD YOU LIKE IT BACK? 797 00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:13,706 AND TWO THINGS HAPPEN RIGHT AWAY, OKAY? 798 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,975 FIRST THING HE SAYS, "IT'S NOT MINE." 799 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,109 THAT'S WHEN YOU SAY 800 00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:18,277 IT MUST'VE BEEN BECAUSE 801 00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:19,779 IT CERTAINLY ISN'T MINE, SIR. 802 00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:21,914 OR HE SAYS "THANK YOU" AND TAKES IT. 803 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:25,084 EITHER CASE, HE THINKS YOU'RE AN INCREDIBLY HONEST GUY 804 00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:26,285 AND YOU'RE IN, SEE? 805 00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:27,453 YEAH, YOU'RE IN. 806 00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:28,921 START CHIPPING AWAY AT THESE PEOPLE 807 00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:30,289 AND THAT'S THE WAY YOU GET IN. 808 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,290 MOE. 809 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:33,159 HEY. 810 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:34,961 HEY, GIVE ME THE $5. 811 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:36,963 HEY, PUTZ! 812 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,064 COME ON, STANLEY. 813 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,899 LET'S GO. 814 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,233 LOOK, CARLY. 815 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:44,236 ME AND STANLEY LIKE A FIRST DATE. 816 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,338 [laughing] 817 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:48,307 ...IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD TODAY. 818 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:49,942 WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN SEEING-- 819 00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:54,947 (Cheese) THE TIME IS YOUR OWN. 820 00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:55,948 YOU MAKE GOOD MONEY. 821 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:58,785 MEET A LOT OF GIRLS. 822 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,152 WHAT, YOU GOT A SPECIAL BARGAIN 823 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:01,921 WHEN YOU BOUGHT THIS CAR? 824 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,356 COMES CHEAPER WITHOUT THEM WINDOWS? 825 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,368 GUY'S PLAYING TIT FOR TAT. 826 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:19,706 IT'S NOT MY GAME. 827 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:24,210 LET'S PLAY SOME HARDBALL. 828 00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:25,211 WHAT'S GOING ON? 829 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:26,445 STANLEY, FORGET ABOUT IT. 830 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:27,847 I'M GONNA FIND OUT EVERYTHING 831 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,048 ABOUT THIS SON OF A BITCH. 832 00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:30,149 AND THEN I'M GONNA FIND THE ONE THING 833 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:33,452 THAT CUTS HIM RIGHT TO THE QUICK. 834 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,254 LET'S GO ON INSIDE, MAKE SOME CALLS. 835 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:40,359 COME ON, B.B. 836 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:43,229 (B.B.) I WONDER IF HE'S MARRIED. 837 00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:05,885 COULD I GET SOME HELP AROUND HERE? 838 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,219 EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY. 839 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:08,921 UH, COULD YOU TELL ME ARE THESE ANY GOOD? 840 00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,857 DO YOU KNOW THE-- THE TELEVISION DINNERS? 841 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:11,924 I DON'T THINK SO. 842 00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:12,925 NOT A LOT OF 'EM, ANYWAY. 843 00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,827 THEY'RE NOT TOO GOOD FOR YOU. 844 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:17,263 MY WIFE JUST DIED. 845 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:21,400 OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 846 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:24,503 OH, I'M OVER IT NOW. 847 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,072 IT'S BEEN A VERY TRYING TIME, YOU KNOW? 848 00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:27,073 I CAN IMAGINE. 849 00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,274 JUST LEARNING HOW TO EAT AGAIN. 850 00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:32,444 YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT BE HEALTHY AND SATISFYING 851 00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:34,213 WOULD BE IF YOU BOUGHT YOURSELF A CHICKEN. 852 00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:36,082 YOU JUST--YOU POP IT IN THE OVEN FOR A COUPLE HOURS. 853 00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:37,083 PUT A LITTLE BIT OF SEASONING ON IT. 854 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:38,384 COOK IT LOW TEMPERATURE. 855 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:39,852 IT'S A LOT MORE TENDER THAT WAY. CHICKEN? 856 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:40,920 YEAH, IT MAKES A GOOD MEAL 857 00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:43,122 AND THEN YOU COULD USE THE LEFTOVERS FOR SANDWICHES. 858 00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:47,059 BUT YOU HAVE TO SIT AND WATCH IT COOK. 859 00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:49,095 IT SEEMS SO SAD, YOU KNOW? 860 00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:50,296 A MAN SITTING ALONE IN A HOUSE 861 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:52,899 WATCHING A CHICKEN COOK. 862 00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:58,104 USE A TIMER. 863 00:28:58,137 --> 00:28:59,138 PARDON ME? 864 00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:00,239 TIMER, YOU KNOW? 865 00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:02,108 LIKE WITH EGGS-- A TIMER-- 866 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:03,442 (B.B.) YEAH, RIGHT. THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA. 867 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:06,412 (Moe) HE'S AN AMAZING SELLER. 868 00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:07,513 HE'S GOT THE GIFT. 869 00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:11,984 [baseball cracks off bat] 870 00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:14,386 [crowd cheers in distance] 871 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,587 WHAT'S THE SCOOP? 872 00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:19,125 WE GOT 'EM. YOU'RE KIDDING. 873 00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:20,392 TAKE A LOOK AT THAT. 874 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,561 [laughs] 875 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,463 ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY? 876 00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:27,399 YOU GAVE AWAY $4,200 WORTH OF ALUMINUM SIDING FREE! 877 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:30,302 SAM, THIS IS THE BEST SCAM I EVER THOUGHT OF 878 00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:31,971 IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 879 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:34,306 OH, IT'S IN MY BLOOD, SAM. 880 00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:35,975 I'M BRILLIANT. I'M FUCKIN' BRILLIANT. 881 00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:37,910 THIS SCAM IS SO BRILLIANT, 882 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,145 I'M BESIDE MYSELF. 883 00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:40,479 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 884 00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:41,580 ALL RIGHT, HERE IT IS. 885 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:42,849 YOU GO BACK INTO THE HOUSE 886 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:43,950 AND THIS IS WHAT YOU SAY. 887 00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:45,852 MR. TILLEY'S CRAZY. 888 00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:46,652 HE HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 889 00:29:46,685 --> 00:29:47,719 WHAT'S THAT? 890 00:29:47,753 --> 00:29:49,588 WELL, HE'S BEEN UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE RECENTLY. 891 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,123 HE JUST SNAPPED. 892 00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:52,658 I MEAN, IT'S THE SADDEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN. 893 00:29:52,691 --> 00:29:53,860 LET'S BE HONEST. 894 00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:55,327 NOBODY GIVES AWAY $4,200 WORTH 895 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:56,595 OF ALUMINUM SIDING FREE. 896 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,130 I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY GENEROUS. 897 00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:01,167 SOMETIMES THE LORD MOVES IN MYSTERIOUS DIRECTIONS. 898 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,502 MYSTERIOUS DIRECTIONS? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 899 00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:05,471 WHEN I GO SEE HIS BOSS AND SHOW HIM THIS CONTRACT, 900 00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:06,973 HE'LL BE OUT OF THIS BUSINESS. 901 00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:07,974 HE'LL LOSE HIS HOME. 902 00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:09,508 HIS WIFE AND KIDS'LL BE THROWN IN THE STREET. 903 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:11,343 HE'LL PROBABLY END UP IN AN INSTITUTION. 904 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:13,645 WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THROWN OUT INTO THE STREET? 905 00:30:13,679 --> 00:30:15,147 WELL, YOU DON'T THINK HIS BOSS IS GONNA PICK UP 906 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:16,515 A $4,200 JOB, DO YOU? 907 00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:17,516 HMM. 908 00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:19,685 CAN I HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE? 909 00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:21,220 WON'T BE A MINUTE. 910 00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:22,288 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE JUST SIT DOWN 911 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:23,489 AND TRY TO WORK THIS OUT? 912 00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:25,324 MAYBE WE COULD FIGURE OUT SOMETHING. 913 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,028 [hooting and laughing] 914 00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:31,063 I'M A GENIUS! I'M OUTTA THE SLUMP! 915 00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:32,664 WE GOTTA CELEBRATE. LET'S GO CELEBRATE. 916 00:30:32,698 --> 00:30:34,533 LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 917 00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:35,701 TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE LAUGHS TONIGHT. 918 00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:37,069 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. 919 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:38,237 I COULDN'T BELIEVE YOU COULD PULL IT OFF 920 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:39,305 BUT YOU DID. 921 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:40,539 THIS JOB IS FREE. 922 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:43,542 [playing Good Thing] 923 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:45,544 * 924 00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:49,048 * THE ONE GOOD THING 925 00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:51,383 * IN MY LIFE 926 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:54,653 [clears throat] TO MRS. ERNEST TILLEY. 927 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,655 [laughing] 928 00:30:56,688 --> 00:31:00,559 [humming] 929 00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:03,395 * I DON'T KNOW WHERE 930 00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:08,100 * SOMEWHERE I CAN'T FOLLOW HER 931 00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:10,202 WHENEVER IT CAME TIME TO MEASURE A JOB, 932 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,738 HE'D CUT THE YARD STICK AND RE-GLUE IT BACK TOGETHER. 933 00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:13,739 YOU SEE? NO. 934 00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:15,241 HE TOOK OUT SEVEN INCHES 935 00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:17,076 SO HIS SQUARE FOOTAGE WOULD ALWAYS BE HIGHER. 936 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:19,411 THAT WAY HE'D ALWAYS MAKE A FEW EXTRA BUCKS ON THE JOB. 937 00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:20,412 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 938 00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:21,513 OH, YEAH. 939 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,015 HE'D ALWAYS PUT HIS HAND OVER THE BREAK 940 00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:24,416 WHEN IT CAME TIME TO MEASURE. 941 00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:25,751 NOBODY-- 942 00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:27,086 NOBODY EVER LOOKS AT A YARD STICK 943 00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:28,120 TO SEE HOW LONG IT IS. 944 00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:29,121 THE MAN WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 945 00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:30,422 I'D LOVE TO MEET HIM. 946 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:31,690 MAYBE YOU WILL SOMEDAY, STANLEY, 947 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,758 IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT. 948 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:35,261 * PEOPLE SAY 949 00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:38,364 * I SHOULD FORGET 950 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:41,133 * THERE'S PLENTY MORE 951 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:44,436 * DON'T GET UPSET 952 00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:47,106 * PEOPLE SAY 953 00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:50,442 * SHE'S DOING FINE 954 00:31:50,476 --> 00:31:52,979 * MUTUAL FRIENDS 955 00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:55,614 * I SEE SOMETIMES 956 00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:58,450 * THAT'S NOT WHAT 957 00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:00,652 * I WANT TO HEAR 958 00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:01,653 * WHOO HOO HOO HOO 959 00:32:01,687 --> 00:32:03,622 GUY'S GOT A MILLION SCAMS. 960 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:04,756 OH, GOD. 961 00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:06,258 LOONEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 962 00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:07,259 THAT'S NOT YOUR WIFE. 963 00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:09,561 IT'S SAFE. YOU COULD COME UP NOW. 964 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:12,164 * WHERE HAVE YOU GONE 965 00:32:12,198 --> 00:32:13,465 * DOO DOOBIE DOO 966 00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:15,134 * MY GOOD THING 967 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:18,070 * YOU BEEN GONE TOO LONG 968 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:20,106 * DOO DOO DOOBIE DOO 969 00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:22,074 * THEN ONE DAY 970 00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:25,244 * SHE CAME BACK 971 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:28,314 * I WAS SO HAPPY 972 00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:31,417 * THAT I DIDN'T ASK 973 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,520 * I SHOULD'VE KNOWN 974 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:36,488 * IT COULDN'T LAST 975 00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:37,523 SCOTCH STRAIGHT UP? 976 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,125 YEAH. 977 00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:41,160 UH, SCOTCH STRAIGHT UP AND RUM AND COKE FOR ME 978 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:42,661 DOWN THE END OF THE BAR. 979 00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:44,830 OOH, LOOKS LIKE THERE'S GOOD ACTION HERE TONIGHT, SAM. 980 00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:46,665 MUST BE HALF-PRICE NIGHT FOR DIVORCED WOMEN. 981 00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:47,666 THIS PLACE IS HOPPIN'. 982 00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:49,501 [cackles] 983 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:51,270 AH, SAMMY-BOY. 984 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,539 $2,700 SALE. 985 00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,674 "THIS JOB IS FREE." 986 00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:56,675 WHAT A BEAUT, HUH? 987 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:57,776 I'M OUTTA THE SLUMP, SAM! 988 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:58,810 I'M RIDIN' HIGH. 989 00:32:58,844 --> 00:32:59,778 WE DID IT, PAL. I'M BACK! 990 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:03,715 SAM, TO US. 991 00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:04,816 MM. 992 00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,318 WHOO. 993 00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:07,553 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, TILLEY? 994 00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:09,521 I'M BEGINNING TO BELIEVE IN GOD. 995 00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:11,190 YEAH, ME TOO. 996 00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:12,558 NO, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 997 00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:14,693 I'M BEGINNING TO GIVE GOD MORE THOUGHT. 998 00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:16,662 WELL, WHAT? 999 00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:19,398 OH, YOU WERE NEVER ONE OF THOSE ATHEISTS, WERE YOU? 1000 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:20,866 ME? NO, NO. 1001 00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:21,767 LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING THAT. 1002 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,369 I'M JUST BEGINNING TO BELIEVE IN GOD MORE. 1003 00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:24,736 THAT'S ALL. 1004 00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:25,871 WHAT'D YOU-- WHAT'D YOU DO? 1005 00:33:25,904 --> 00:33:27,873 HAVE SOME KIND OF RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE? 1006 00:33:27,906 --> 00:33:29,541 YEAH, WELL, I TOOK MY WIFE FOR LUNCH YESTERDAY. 1007 00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:30,709 WE WENT AND HAD SOME SMORGASBORD 1008 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:31,710 AND IT KIND OF HAPPENED. 1009 00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,179 AT THE SH-- 1010 00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:34,480 YOU FOUND GOD AT THE SMORGASBORD? 1011 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:35,714 YEAH. OH. 1012 00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:36,748 I GO THERE AND I SEE CELERY. 1013 00:33:36,782 --> 00:33:38,317 OH, THAT'S A GOOD PLACE TO FIND GOD. 1014 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:39,485 NO, I SEE CELERY. 1015 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,087 I SEE LETTUCE, TOMATOES, CAULIFLOWER. 1016 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,721 AND I THINK, "ALL THESE THINGS COME OUT OF THE GROUND." 1017 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:43,722 YEAH. 1018 00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:44,756 THEY JUST GROW OUT OF THE GROUND. 1019 00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:45,657 YEAH. 1020 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,093 I MEAN, THEY HAD CORN OUTTA THE GROUND. 1021 00:33:47,126 --> 00:33:48,094 RADISH OUTTA THE GROUND. 1022 00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,161 AND YOU SAY TO YOURSELF, 1023 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:50,729 "HOW CAN ALL THESE THINGS COME OUTTA THE GROUND?" 1024 00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:51,563 [laughing] YEAH. 1025 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:52,864 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? YEAH. 1026 00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:53,699 ALL THESE THINGS ARE OUTTA THE GROUND. 1027 00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:55,401 NO, I KNOW. THEY JUST KIND OF, UH... 1028 00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:56,735 I MEAN, HOW CAN THAT BE? 1029 00:33:56,768 --> 00:33:58,404 OUTTA THE DIRT ALL THESE THINGS CAME. 1030 00:33:58,437 --> 00:33:59,905 AND I'M NOT EVEN GETTING INTO THE FRUITS. 1031 00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:02,241 I'M JUST DEALING WITH THE VEGETABLES RIGHT NOW. 1032 00:34:02,274 --> 00:34:04,243 WITH ALL THESE THINGS COMING OUT OF THE EARTH, 1033 00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:06,112 THERE MUST BE A GOD. 1034 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:10,249 YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT GETTING THE SAME RELIGIOUS EFFECT 1035 00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:11,250 THAT CAME OVER YOU. 1036 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:13,285 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY I DON'T FEEL LIKE... 1037 00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:15,454 RUNNING TO A CHURCH TO PRAY RIGHT THIS SECOND. 1038 00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:16,622 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 1039 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:18,290 (Sam) YOU GOTTA ADMIT IT'S AMAZING. 1040 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:19,291 YEAH, NATURE. OUTTA THE GROUND. 1041 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:20,292 ANYTHING YOU NAME, 1042 00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:21,427 IT'S OUTTA THE GROUND. 1043 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:22,561 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 1044 00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:24,596 LOOK--LOOK OVER THERE. SEE THAT GUY STANDING THERE? 1045 00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:26,031 THAT LITTLE SON OF A BITCH? (Sam) YEAH. 1046 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,533 (Tilley) HE'S THE GUY THAT CRASHED INTO MY CAR. 1047 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:28,767 THAT'S HIM? LOOK AT HIM. 1048 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,302 LITTLE LORD FAUNTLEROY. 1049 00:34:30,336 --> 00:34:33,205 MR. BANANA-HEAD IS HERE. 1050 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:34,640 WHO'S MR. BANANA-HEAD? 1051 00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:37,443 (B.B.) THAT'S THE CRAZY GUY THAT BANGED INTO MY CAR. 1052 00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:39,245 SMASHED MY WINDOWS IN. 1053 00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:40,379 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 1054 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:41,647 I'M GONNA GET HIM! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 1055 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:42,881 I'M GONNA GET HIM. 1056 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:45,884 WAIT, I'LL GO WITH YOU. 1057 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:46,918 (man) HEY, BUY YOU A DRINK? 1058 00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:48,520 YEAH. 1059 00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,626 HE VANISHED. 1060 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:55,761 THERE HE IS. 1061 00:34:57,496 --> 00:35:00,799 (woman) REALLY? THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 1062 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:03,635 YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE BANGING INTO MY CAR. 1063 00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:05,304 BUT YOU GOT ONE HELL OF A LOT OF NERVE 1064 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:06,672 SMASHING MY WINDOWS IN. 1065 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:08,907 WHY WOULD I WANT TO SMASH YOUR WINDOWS? 1066 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,842 YOU DIDN'T SMASH MY WINDOWS IN? 1067 00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:12,478 HEY, I'M A HARD-WORKING GUY. 1068 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,480 I DON'T GO AROUND SMASHING PEOPLE'S WINDOWS. 1069 00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:15,781 YOU DID NOT SMASH MY WINDOWS? 1070 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:18,317 YOU DID NOT SMASH MY WINDOWS IN? 1071 00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:19,951 YOU POKE ME ONE MORE TIME 1072 00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:21,653 AND I'M GONNA HAVE TO REDEFINE YOUR FACE. 1073 00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:22,654 AH-HA! 1074 00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:24,456 HEY, WAIT! 1075 00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:26,992 [all shouting] 1076 00:35:27,025 --> 00:35:28,460 COMING THROUGH. 1077 00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:29,495 NO, NO, NO, NO. 1078 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:30,962 WE DON'T DO THIS INSIDE. 1079 00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:32,364 WE TAKE IT OUTSIDE, ALL RIGHT? 1080 00:35:32,398 --> 00:35:34,300 WE SETTLE THIS IN THE PARKING LOT. 1081 00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:35,967 OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET NEAR MY CAR AGAIN. 1082 00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:37,203 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 1083 00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:38,304 I DIDN'T EVEN DRIVE TONIGHT. 1084 00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:39,338 YOU WANNA DUKE IT? LET'S GO. 1085 00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:40,639 AFTER YOU. 1086 00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:41,707 OH, NO, AFTER YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1087 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,875 I'M NOT GONNA TURN MY BACK ON THAT SON OF A BITCH. 1088 00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:48,880 [overlapping chatter] 1089 00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:52,017 (Tilley) HEY, HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 1090 00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:54,019 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1091 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,454 (Moe) I'M TELLING YOU, B.B, 1092 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:56,855 LOOT AT HIM WALTZING AROUND, HUH? 1093 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,324 (Tilley) HEY, HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 1094 00:35:58,357 --> 00:35:59,891 TIMBUKTU? 1095 00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:02,561 A BEATING'S A BEATING NO MATTER WHERE YOU GET IT. 1096 00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:04,630 WHERE YOU GOING? 1097 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:07,399 IS THIS WHERE YOU WANT IT, HUH? 1098 00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:08,400 YEAH? 1099 00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:09,568 WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS? 1100 00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:11,670 HEY, WE DIDN'T ASK FOR CROWD, YOU KNOW? 1101 00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:13,339 START CHARGING ADMISSION? 1102 00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:14,172 COME ON, BACK UP. SPREAD OUT. 1103 00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:15,374 (B.B.) GIVE ME SOME ROOM. 1104 00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:17,976 (Moe) BACK UP, GIVE THE GUY SOME ROOM. 1105 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,010 COME ON, BACK IT UP. 1106 00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:20,846 SPREAD OUT. 1107 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:23,682 HEY, EASE OFF, EASE OFF. 1108 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:25,917 COME ON, GIVE ME SOME ROOM, ALL RIGHT? 1109 00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,654 (Moe) COME ON, STAND BACK. GIVE HIM SOME ROOM. 1110 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,821 HEY, HEY, EASE OFF. 1111 00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:32,891 [overlapping chatter] 1112 00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:35,594 MOVE BACK. EASE OFF. 1113 00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:37,028 YOU READY? 1114 00:36:37,062 --> 00:36:38,029 YEAH, I'M READY. 1115 00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:41,500 YOU READY? YOU READY? 1116 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:42,568 POLICE. 1117 00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:49,341 YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN. THE POLICE SHOWED. 1118 00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:50,876 [laughs] YOU THINK SO, HUH? 1119 00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:53,579 WE'LL SEE WHO'S LUCKY. 1120 00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:57,015 WE'LL SEE. 1121 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,517 (Moe) DID YOUR MOTHER CALL THE COPS? 1122 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,519 PANSY ASS. TOUGH GUY, AREN'T YOU? 1123 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:03,489 [gunshot sound effects from distant drive-in movie] 1124 00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:07,526 WANT CHINESE? 1125 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:08,527 I COULD GO FOR SOME WONTON SOUP. 1126 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,528 LET'S GO. 1127 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:12,464 [unintelligible shouting from drive-in movie] 1128 00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:18,770 (all) SURPRISE! 1129 00:37:18,804 --> 00:37:21,773 [applause] 1130 00:37:21,807 --> 00:37:23,742 I NEVER EXPECTED THIS! 1131 00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:24,943 WHAT A LOVELY CAKE! 1132 00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:27,045 REGISTER HIM FOR HIS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. 1133 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,981 ADA, IF YOU'RE SMART, YOU WON'T COME BACK. 1134 00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:31,883 COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 1135 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,018 BLOW OUT THE CANDLES. 1136 00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:36,788 WELL, NINE CANDLES. ONE FOR EVERY MONTH. 1137 00:37:36,822 --> 00:37:39,825 [cheers and applause] 1138 00:37:43,529 --> 00:37:45,597 CAN I HAVE A PIECE? 1139 00:37:45,631 --> 00:37:49,768 [chattering] 1140 00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:51,337 I JUST DECIDED. 1141 00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:52,471 I'M GOING OUT WITH HIM. 1142 00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:53,505 YOU'RE KIDDING. 1143 00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:54,773 NO. YOU'RE KIDDING. 1144 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:55,774 NO, I'M NOT KIDDING. 1145 00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:56,842 YOU'RE KIDDING! 1146 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,344 I HAVE TO. 1147 00:37:58,377 --> 00:38:01,347 I HAVE TO. 1148 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:04,115 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 1149 00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:05,584 'CAUSE IF WHAT I GOT WITH TILLEY 1150 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:08,854 IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS, I JUST... 1151 00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:10,656 I GOTTA KNOW. 1152 00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:11,923 WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT. 1153 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:12,991 YOU AND TILLEY AREN'T EXACTLY 1154 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:15,861 JACKIE AND JOHN F. BUT YOU ARE-- 1155 00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:18,163 WELL, HOW ARE YOU GONNA MANAGE IT? 1156 00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:20,499 TILLEY DOESN'T EVEN GET IN TILL 2:00 A.M. 1157 00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:22,100 [laughing] 1158 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,435 I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 1159 00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:24,536 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! 1160 00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:26,171 YOU SPEAK TO SOME GUY IN THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION-- 1161 00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:27,773 SHH SHH SHH SHH. 1162 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:30,876 YOU COULD JEOPARDIZE YOUR WHOLE MARRIAGE. 1163 00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:33,144 YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE MY WHOLE LIFE 1164 00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:35,146 HAS BEEN SAFE AND PRACTICAL. 1165 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:37,783 AND WHAT'S IT GOTTEN ME? 1166 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,852 HERE'S TO WHO KNOWS WHAT. 1167 00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:42,153 [sighs] 1168 00:38:44,222 --> 00:38:45,491 [chuckles] 1169 00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:49,160 [Frank Sinatra's In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning] 1170 00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:54,633 * IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS 1171 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:58,036 * OF THE MORNING 1172 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:01,172 * WHILE THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD 1173 00:39:01,206 --> 00:39:06,878 * IS FAST ASLEEP 1174 00:39:06,912 --> 00:39:10,582 * YOU LIE AWAKE 1175 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:13,018 * AND THINK ABOUT THE GIRL 1176 00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:16,522 I GUESS I'M STILL A LITTLE NERVOUS. 1177 00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:17,856 YOU WANNA GO HOME? 1178 00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:19,891 NO. 1179 00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:24,863 NOT RIGHT AWAY. 1180 00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:26,598 YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME I HEAR SINATRA 1181 00:39:26,632 --> 00:39:27,866 I REMEMBER THE TIME I WAS WORKING 1182 00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:30,769 IN ATLANTIC CITY AS A BUSBOY. 1183 00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:33,439 SINATRA WAS SINGING AT THE 500 CLUB. 1184 00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:35,073 WE USED TO SAY TO OUR DATES, 1185 00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:38,444 "YOU WANT TO GO OVER AND HEAR SINATRA?" 1186 00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:40,912 THEN WE'D TAKE 'EM TO THE ALLEY BEHIND THE CLUB. 1187 00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:44,916 AND WE'D LEAN AGAINST THE DOOR AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC. 1188 00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:46,885 I THINK THE GIRLS WERE EXPECTING SOMETHING 1189 00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:52,057 A LITTLE MORE...UPTOWN. 1190 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:54,125 I'D GO WITH YOU AND LEAN AGAINST THE DOOR. 1191 00:39:54,159 --> 00:40:00,231 * MOST--OF YOU MISS HER 1192 00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:03,469 [record skipping] 1193 00:40:08,574 --> 00:40:11,109 YOU GOT GOOD AIM. 1194 00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:13,612 I SURE DO. 1195 00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:19,651 * 1196 00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:33,932 [It's Not For Me to Say playing] 1197 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:42,007 * 1198 00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:47,813 MAY I HAVE THE NUMBER 1199 00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:49,915 TO THE BELVEDERE HOTEL, PLEASE? 1200 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:52,818 (Tilley) BUT THE SHIRT LOOKS VERY NICE. 1201 00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:54,586 I PUT IT ALL TOGETHER MYSELF. 1202 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:56,254 IT'S, LIKE, THE RED IS THIS. 1203 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,923 THE BLUE BECAUSE OF MY EYES. YEAH. 1204 00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,190 JOHN EDGAR HOWARD ROOM. 1205 00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:01,126 MAY I SPEAK TO MR. TILLEY, PLEASE? 1206 00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:02,761 YEAH, HE'S HERE. 1207 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:03,795 JUST A MINUTE. 1208 00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:05,330 HEY, TILLEY! 1209 00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:07,699 SOMEBODY WANTS YOU ON THE PHONE. 1210 00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:09,267 EH. 1211 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,336 THE BLACK HAS GOT THE STRIPES ON IT. 1212 00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:19,344 [chattering, piano music playing] 1213 00:41:19,377 --> 00:41:20,846 THANKS. 1214 00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:21,847 IT'S TILLEY HERE. 1215 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,049 HEY, ASSHOLE. 1216 00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:25,984 THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU. 1217 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:28,720 I JUST POKED YOUR WIFE. 1218 00:41:28,754 --> 00:41:29,788 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1219 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,890 YEAH, SHE'S IN MY BED RIGHT NOW 1220 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,358 WITH A VERY BIG SMILE ON HER FACE. 1221 00:41:33,391 --> 00:41:35,561 WELL, THAT'S JUST FINE BY ME. 1222 00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:36,962 SHE'S A PAIN IN THE ASS. 1223 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,997 AN ALBATROSS AROUND MY NECK. 1224 00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:41,132 YOU'RE WELCOME TO HER. KEEP HER! 1225 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:43,234 AND MAY YOU BOTH ROT IN HELL. 1226 00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:53,178 IS THIS A SET-UP? 1227 00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:54,880 OH, THAT SON OF A BITCH. 1228 00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:55,881 HE SET ME UP. 1229 00:41:55,914 --> 00:41:57,215 [slams phone] 1230 00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:58,684 I THOUGHT I GOT HIM. HE GOT ME. 1231 00:41:58,717 --> 00:41:59,885 THAT SON OF A BITCH! 1232 00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:00,952 HE SET ME UP. 1233 00:42:02,621 --> 00:42:04,690 [tires screech] 1234 00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:12,230 TIME TO HIT THE ROAD, NORA. 1235 00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:18,203 DRESSES! 1236 00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:20,205 [laughs] 1237 00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:23,241 OH, YOUR FAVORITE SUITCASE. 1238 00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:24,743 GO ON A NICE LITTLE TRIP. 1239 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:31,349 SWEATERS. 1240 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,051 I'LL ARRANGE 'EM REAL NICE. 1241 00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:34,753 [grumbling] 1242 00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:36,922 AH! 1243 00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:39,224 OH, YOU NEED THESE FRILLY THINGS, DON'T YA? 1244 00:42:39,257 --> 00:42:40,258 DON'T YA? 1245 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:41,793 DON'T YA? 1246 00:42:41,827 --> 00:42:42,794 AH! 1247 00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:44,696 THOSE TOO! 1248 00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:46,231 [grunting] 1249 00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:47,232 IT'S ALL GOTTA GO! 1250 00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:48,934 IT'S ALL GOING! IT'S ALL GOING! 1251 00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:50,201 IT'S ALL GOING! AH! 1252 00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:52,237 OUT! OUT! 1253 00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:55,807 UHN! 1254 00:42:55,841 --> 00:42:59,277 JEWELRY. 1255 00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:02,113 GLOVES AND SCARVES. 1256 00:43:02,147 --> 00:43:03,782 TOILETRIES. 1257 00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:04,783 YEAH. 1258 00:43:04,816 --> 00:43:07,085 CURLERS, SPRAY-NET, 1259 00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:09,254 ALL THIS CRAP. 1260 00:43:13,158 --> 00:43:15,026 ALL RIGHT. 1261 00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:22,233 FUCK IT. 1262 00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:26,237 WHAT ELSE? 1263 00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:27,238 KNITTING! 1264 00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:29,307 DON'T WANT TO LEAVE HOME WITHOUT YOUR KNITTING! 1265 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:31,076 HANDBAGS! 1266 00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:33,812 [grunts] 1267 00:43:33,845 --> 00:43:35,446 I'M A FREE MAN! 1268 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,984 I'M A FREE MAN! 1269 00:43:39,017 --> 00:43:40,819 FREE! 1270 00:43:40,852 --> 00:43:44,723 [echoes] 1271 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:49,260 [Frank Sinatra's In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning] 1272 00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:55,967 * 1273 00:43:56,001 --> 00:44:01,106 * IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS 1274 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:04,876 * OF THE MORNING 1275 00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:08,013 * WHILE THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD 1276 00:44:08,046 --> 00:44:13,118 * IS FAST ASLEEP 1277 00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:17,188 * YOU LIE AWAKE 1278 00:44:17,222 --> 00:44:20,525 * AND YOU THINK ABOUT THE GIRL 1279 00:44:20,558 --> 00:44:23,328 * AND NEVER EVER THINK 1280 00:44:23,361 --> 00:44:29,200 * OF COUNTING SHEEP 1281 00:44:29,234 --> 00:44:33,004 * WHEN YOUR LONELY HEART 1282 00:44:33,038 --> 00:44:36,842 * HAS LEARNED IT'S LESSON 1283 00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:40,846 * YOU'D BE HERS IF ONLY 1284 00:44:40,879 --> 00:44:44,850 * SHE WOULD CALL 1285 00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:48,086 * IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS 1286 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:52,423 OH, MY GOD. 1287 00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:54,926 * THAT'S THE TIME 1288 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,163 * YOU MISS HER MOST 1289 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:03,568 * OF ALL 1290 00:45:03,601 --> 00:45:11,777 * 1291 00:45:13,278 --> 00:45:15,513 HE MUST'VE GONE CRAZY. 1292 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:16,581 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, YOU KNOW? 1293 00:45:16,614 --> 00:45:20,018 HE MUST'VE FOUND OUT I WAS WITH YOU. 1294 00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:21,519 I--I DON'T KNOW-- 1295 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:24,055 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1296 00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:25,423 CAN I STAY WITH YOU A DAY OR TWO? 1297 00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:26,792 SURE. 1298 00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,297 [whispers] SURE. 1299 00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:43,108 HMM. 1300 00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:45,977 [phone rings] 1301 00:45:46,011 --> 00:45:49,414 THIS IS MASON DIXON ALUMINUM SIDING CALLING. 1302 00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:50,882 THERE'S THREE OR FOUR HORSES 1303 00:45:50,916 --> 00:45:52,117 I LIKE ON THE WHOLE CARD. 1304 00:45:52,150 --> 00:45:53,819 I LIKE NUMBER TWO. 1305 00:45:53,852 --> 00:45:55,420 TILLEY, IN THE OFFICE. 1306 00:45:55,453 --> 00:45:56,421 YEAH, WELL, GIMME A MINUTE 1307 00:45:56,454 --> 00:45:57,388 TO GET A CUP OF COFFEE, WING. 1308 00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,424 WHAT ABOUT SUPERHIGHWAY IN THE SEVENTH RACE? 1309 00:45:59,457 --> 00:46:00,625 HE'S PAYING 7 TO 1. 1310 00:46:00,658 --> 00:46:01,626 HE RAN WELL THE LAST TIME OUT. 1311 00:46:01,659 --> 00:46:04,129 (Gil) SUPERHIGHWAY WITH GOMEZ UP. 1312 00:46:04,162 --> 00:46:04,996 THAT'S GOOD. I LIKE THAT. 1313 00:46:05,030 --> 00:46:07,132 NUMBER FOUR IN THE FOURTH, 20 BUCKS. 1314 00:46:07,165 --> 00:46:08,266 (Sam) WHO'S THAT? 1315 00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:09,835 I DON'T KNOW. JUST CAME TO ME. 1316 00:46:09,868 --> 00:46:10,902 PUT MY HAND ON MY FOREHEAD. 1317 00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:11,937 FOUR IN THE FOURTH. 1318 00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:14,139 NUMBER FOUR IN THE FOURTH? 1319 00:46:14,172 --> 00:46:15,606 "RIDER'S REVENGE, 60 TO 1." 1320 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:16,641 NEVER BEEN IN THE MONEY. 1321 00:46:16,674 --> 00:46:17,475 NICE PICK, TILLEY. 1322 00:46:17,508 --> 00:46:19,477 RIDER'S REVENGE. I LIKE THAT NAME. 1323 00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:21,512 IT'S GOOD. 1324 00:46:21,546 --> 00:46:22,580 YOU LIKE THAT NAME? 1325 00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:23,614 I'LL GIVE YOU A BETTER NAME: PUTZ. 1326 00:46:23,648 --> 00:46:25,416 HEY, WE CAN BE SCIENTIFIC 1327 00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:26,417 FROM NOW TO DOOM'S DAY. 1328 00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:27,385 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE 1329 00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:29,354 WE GOTTA USE OUR BALLS AND GO FOR THE BIG ONE. 1330 00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:31,156 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1331 00:46:31,189 --> 00:46:32,357 TILLEY, IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 1332 00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:34,025 YOU GOTTA TAKE THE PAPER, FIGURE WHAT THE HORSE CAN DO. 1333 00:46:34,059 --> 00:46:35,626 WHAT THEIR PAST RECORD IS. 1334 00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:36,862 WHAT THEY'RE DOING NOW. 1335 00:46:36,895 --> 00:46:37,863 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1336 00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:38,830 THERE ARE THINGS CALLED JOCKEYS. 1337 00:46:38,864 --> 00:46:41,632 THEY GET ON TOP OF THE HORSE. 1338 00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:43,668 HEY, WING. 1339 00:46:43,701 --> 00:46:44,669 WHAT'S UP-- OW! 1340 00:46:44,702 --> 00:46:46,371 HIYA! 1341 00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:47,538 YOU LOST A SALE, TILLEY. 1342 00:46:47,572 --> 00:46:49,174 THE HUDSONS' LOAN DIDN'T GO THROUGH. 1343 00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:51,109 WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WOULDN'T CLEAR THE LOAN? 1344 00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:52,944 OH, THIS GUY'S A REAL BEAUTY. 1345 00:46:52,978 --> 00:46:54,345 HE'S GOT THREE OUTSTANDING SHOPLIFTING CHARGES. 1346 00:46:54,379 --> 00:46:56,547 FAILURE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT IN A PREVIOUS MARRIAGE. 1347 00:46:56,581 --> 00:46:58,116 GUY'S OVERDUE ON HIS MORTGAGE, 1348 00:46:58,149 --> 00:46:59,284 OVERDUE ON HIS CAR PAYMENT, 1349 00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:02,187 AND HE JUST LOST HIS JOB FOR MISAPPROPRIATION OF FUNDS. 1350 00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:04,956 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS WORLD? 1351 00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:07,658 I MEAN, BOY ,THERE ARE SICK PEOPLE OUT THERE. 1352 00:47:07,692 --> 00:47:10,295 THIEVIN' SON OF A BITCH LIKE THAT TAKES UP MY TIME, 1353 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:12,397 CUTS INTO THE AMOUNT OF HOURS I HAVE AVAILABLE 1354 00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:15,333 TO DEAL WITH OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN MY WARES. 1355 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:16,567 WHAT THE-- 1356 00:47:16,601 --> 00:47:17,568 [sighs] 1357 00:47:17,602 --> 00:47:19,370 THERE'S NO FUCKIN' SYMPATHY 1358 00:47:19,404 --> 00:47:21,072 FOR THE WORKING MAN IN THIS COUNTRY. 1359 00:47:21,106 --> 00:47:23,308 NOBODY SAID IT WAS GONNA BE EASY. 1360 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,043 YOU READ THE PAPER? 1361 00:47:25,076 --> 00:47:27,578 WHAT SECTION? 1362 00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:28,679 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 1363 00:47:31,082 --> 00:47:32,250 "OCEANFRONT RECREATION--" 1364 00:47:32,283 --> 00:47:33,251 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1365 00:47:33,284 --> 00:47:36,387 HOME IMPROVEMENT COMMISSION. 1366 00:47:36,421 --> 00:47:39,590 "HOME IMPROVEMENT COMMISSION HEARINGS BEGIN TODAY." 1367 00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:41,026 WELL, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 1368 00:47:41,059 --> 00:47:42,327 MCCARTHYISM? 1369 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,262 WHAT DO THE EXPECT TO FIND? COMMUNISTS? 1370 00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:48,266 JUST GO EASY ON THE SCAMS, TILLEY. 1371 00:47:48,299 --> 00:47:49,434 DAMN! 1372 00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:51,402 [man on PA] BUT BEAR WITH ME A MINUTE IF YOU WILL. 1373 00:47:51,436 --> 00:47:53,338 NOW, ALL RIGHT, HERE IT IS. 1374 00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:55,273 HERE IT IS. HERE IT IS. 1375 00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:57,542 NOW WHEN YOU MADE YOU INITIAL SALES PITCH, 1376 00:47:57,575 --> 00:47:59,010 DID YOU INDICATE THAT YOU WOULD BE GIVING 1377 00:47:59,044 --> 00:48:01,346 A FREE SET OF STORM WINDOWS WITH THE JOB? 1378 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,081 FREE STORM WINDOWS? 1379 00:48:03,114 --> 00:48:04,215 YES, THAT YOU WOULD PROVIDE 1380 00:48:04,249 --> 00:48:05,416 A FREE SET OF STORM WINDOWS 1381 00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:07,018 WITH THE SALE OF ALUMINUM SIDING. 1382 00:48:07,052 --> 00:48:08,386 NO, SIR. 1383 00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:09,420 I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO MAKE ANY MONEY 1384 00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:11,289 IF I WAS GIVING AWAY STORM WINDOWS. 1385 00:48:11,322 --> 00:48:13,291 MY STORM WINDOWS COST ME SOMEWHERE IN-- 1386 00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:14,592 THE POINT BEING THAT YOU HAD NO INTENTION 1387 00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:17,128 OF GIVING AWAY THE STORM WINDOWS. 1388 00:48:17,162 --> 00:48:18,596 UH, NO, SIR. 1389 00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:21,032 STORM WINDOWS, AS I RECALL, WAS NOT THE ISSUE. 1390 00:48:21,066 --> 00:48:22,433 SO YOU WEREN'T DANGLING A FREE SET 1391 00:48:22,467 --> 00:48:24,035 OF STORM WINDOWS AS A COME-ON 1392 00:48:24,069 --> 00:48:26,104 TO SELLING THEM THE ALUMINUM SIDING JOB? 1393 00:48:26,137 --> 00:48:27,705 NO, SIR. 1394 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,207 I MERELY TOLD THE FOLKS 1395 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,142 THAT THE STORM WINDOWS WOULD ENHANCE THE BEAUTY 1396 00:48:31,176 --> 00:48:32,277 OF THEIR HOUSE. 1397 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:35,280 WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF ALL THIS? 1398 00:48:35,313 --> 00:48:38,549 I THINK IT'S THE FUTURE, MOE. 1399 00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:40,285 WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GETTING 1400 00:48:40,318 --> 00:48:41,619 ALL THIS INFORMATION FROM? 1401 00:48:41,652 --> 00:48:43,088 I DON'T KNOW. 1402 00:48:43,121 --> 00:48:44,422 BUT ANY TIN MAN GETS INTO THAT HOT SEAT, 1403 00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:45,623 HE'S HAD IT. 1404 00:48:45,656 --> 00:48:46,992 THEY TAKE AWAY YOUR LICENSE FOREVER. 1405 00:48:47,025 --> 00:48:49,227 IT JUST DON'T SEEM FAIR. 1406 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:52,130 BOY, I BET I COULD SELL A TON OF THESE THINGS. 1407 00:48:52,163 --> 00:48:54,799 THIS? TOO SILLY LOOKIN'. 1408 00:48:54,832 --> 00:48:56,234 EVER SEE A DEALERSHIP? 1409 00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:57,468 UH-UH. 1410 00:48:57,502 --> 00:48:59,670 INTERESTING. 1411 00:49:08,379 --> 00:49:11,682 * PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA 1412 00:49:11,716 --> 00:49:13,818 * PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA 1413 00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:16,154 * SE NECESITA UNA POCA DE GRACIA * 1414 00:49:16,187 --> 00:49:18,156 (Sam) TILLEY, I FOUND THIS ON YOUR DESK 1415 00:49:18,189 --> 00:49:20,458 WHILE I WAS GOING OVER SOME PAPERS. 1416 00:49:20,491 --> 00:49:22,627 IRS? 1417 00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:24,362 I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING IT. 1418 00:49:24,395 --> 00:49:25,530 MUST'VE LEFT IT WITH MY OTHER BILLS. 1419 00:49:25,563 --> 00:49:26,531 WONDER WHAT IT IS. 1420 00:49:26,564 --> 00:49:28,133 MAYBE IT'S A REFUND CHECK. 1421 00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:29,500 HMM. 1422 00:49:29,534 --> 00:49:30,801 HA, NO. 1423 00:49:30,835 --> 00:49:32,437 SAYS HERE THEY HAVEN'T RECEIVED 1424 00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:34,672 MY 1961 TAXES. 1425 00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:36,207 "ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS--" [mumbles] 1426 00:49:36,241 --> 00:49:39,110 THEY HAVEN'T--THE DIDN'T GET MY CHECK FOR $4,000. 1427 00:49:39,144 --> 00:49:41,346 WELL, THERE MUST BE A CLERICAL ERROR. 1428 00:49:41,379 --> 00:49:42,447 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SPEND 1429 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,515 ALL THIS TIME AND ENERGY TO WRITE TO ME. 1430 00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:45,716 TO SINGLE ME OUT. 1431 00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:47,185 IF I HEAR THAT SONG ONE MORE TIME, SAM, 1432 00:49:47,218 --> 00:49:48,319 I'M GONNA BUST. 1433 00:49:48,353 --> 00:49:49,320 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1434 00:49:49,354 --> 00:49:50,455 YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR TAXES? 1435 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,190 I PROBABLY FORGOT. 1436 00:49:52,223 --> 00:49:53,358 PEOPLE FORGET TO PAY THEIR TAXES ALL THE TIME. 1437 00:49:53,391 --> 00:49:55,726 I GOT SO MANY THINGS ON MY MIND, 1438 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,328 IT JUST SLIPPED MY MIND. 1439 00:49:57,362 --> 00:49:58,696 I FIGURED THEY COULD WAIT A FEW YEARS. 1440 00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:01,566 IT'S NOT LIKE THEY NEED MY MONEY TO BUILD A BOMB. 1441 00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:02,700 YOU THINK THEY'RE WAITING FOR MY MONEY 1442 00:50:02,733 --> 00:50:04,202 TO BUILD A NEW ROAD? 1443 00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:05,703 WHAT, THEY'RE SITTING UP THERE AT THE HILL, 1444 00:50:05,736 --> 00:50:08,373 GOING, "OH, IT'S TIME GO SEE THAT FELLA ON PIMLICO ROAD. 1445 00:50:08,406 --> 00:50:11,309 WE CAN'T RUN THIS GOVERNMENT WITHOUT HIS $4,000." 1446 00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:13,378 THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEED IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. 1447 00:50:13,411 --> 00:50:14,412 I'M IN A SLUMP, 1448 00:50:14,445 --> 00:50:16,414 I'M AT WAR WITH A CRAZY POLLACK, 1449 00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:18,149 AND I GOT THE IRS ON ME. 1450 00:50:18,183 --> 00:50:19,517 IT'S, LIKE, WHEN THINGS GO WRONG, 1451 00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:21,086 IT, UH, WHOO. 1452 00:50:24,889 --> 00:50:26,091 I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1453 00:50:26,124 --> 00:50:27,392 SHE'S GETTING ON MY NERVES NOW. 1454 00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:28,559 WHO, NORA? 1455 00:50:28,593 --> 00:50:29,660 YEAH. 1456 00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:31,562 YEAH, WHO ELSE IS IT GONNA BE? 1457 00:50:31,596 --> 00:50:33,331 "WHO, NORA?" 1458 00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:35,400 WHO ELSE IS THERE? 1459 00:50:35,433 --> 00:50:37,335 THE WHOLE IDEA OF BEING WITH A GIRL 1460 00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,837 ON CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS IS NEW TO ME, YOU KNOW? 1461 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:42,740 IT'S NOT LIKE BEING WITH A GIRL FOR A NIGHT. 1462 00:50:42,773 --> 00:50:44,109 WHEN THEY LIVE WITH YOU, 1463 00:50:44,142 --> 00:50:45,710 IT'S LIKE PRESSING THE POINT. 1464 00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:47,245 THEY BRING ALL THESE THINGS WITH 'EM, YOU KNOW? 1465 00:50:47,278 --> 00:50:49,414 YOU GO INTO THE BATHROOM, 1466 00:50:49,447 --> 00:50:51,582 YOU SEE THINGS YOU NEVER SAW BEFORE. 1467 00:50:51,616 --> 00:50:53,251 SO WHAT'S THERE TO DO? 1468 00:50:53,284 --> 00:50:54,719 WELL, THEY--THEY MOVE ALL YOUR STUFF. 1469 00:50:54,752 --> 00:50:56,187 IT'S NOT WHERE IT USED TO BE. 1470 00:50:56,221 --> 00:50:57,855 I'M JUST, UH, I'M NOT USED TO IT. 1471 00:50:57,888 --> 00:51:00,891 YOU MEAN ALL THIS TIME YOU NEVER LIVED WITH A GIRL? 1472 00:51:00,925 --> 00:51:02,860 HAVE WE MET? 1473 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:03,928 HUH? 1474 00:51:03,961 --> 00:51:05,630 HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN PARTNERS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! 1475 00:51:05,663 --> 00:51:06,797 NO, I NEVER LIVED WITH A GIRL. 1476 00:51:06,831 --> 00:51:07,898 BOY, OH, BOY. 1477 00:51:07,932 --> 00:51:09,367 YOU WAKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED TODAY? 1478 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,801 YES, I DID. 1479 00:51:10,835 --> 00:51:12,303 I CAME HOME LAST NIGHT 1480 00:51:12,337 --> 00:51:15,773 AND SHE WAS SLEEPING ON MY SIDE OF THE BED. 1481 00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:19,310 MY WHOLE LIFE, I NEVER GOT UP ON THE LEFT SIDE. 1482 00:51:19,344 --> 00:51:21,712 I LIKE THE LEFT SIDE. 1483 00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:23,448 I CAME CLOSE ONCE. 1484 00:51:23,481 --> 00:51:24,749 LONG TIME AGO IN THE CATSKILLS, 1485 00:51:24,782 --> 00:51:25,916 I MET A GIRL, DORIAN. 1486 00:51:25,950 --> 00:51:27,252 WE WERE TOGETHER FOR ABOUT A WEEK. 1487 00:51:27,285 --> 00:51:28,286 BUT NO, NO, NO. 1488 00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:30,255 YOU SEE, IT'S NOT THE SAME BECAUSE... 1489 00:51:30,288 --> 00:51:32,457 SHE USED TO GO TO HER ROOM TO CHANGE AND TO-- 1490 00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:33,658 TO DO ALL THAT STUFF, YOU KNOW? 1491 00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:35,793 SHE DIDN'T BRING HER THINGS OVER TO MY ROOM. 1492 00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:38,396 [arguing] 1493 00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:40,165 PSSH. 1494 00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:44,802 ALL THIS BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO GET EVEN WITH SOME GUY. 1495 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:46,637 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1496 00:51:46,671 --> 00:51:48,906 I'M GONNA GO SEE HER AND I'M GONNA-- 1497 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:52,177 I'M GONNA PUT AND END TO THIS. 1498 00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:54,845 [phone rings, typewriters clack] 1499 00:51:58,683 --> 00:51:59,884 IS THAT HIM? 1500 00:52:03,354 --> 00:52:06,191 YEAH. 1501 00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:07,225 BILL! 1502 00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:11,829 WHY WOULD YOU STOP BY? 1503 00:52:11,862 --> 00:52:13,298 LISTEN. WHAT A SURPRISE. 1504 00:52:13,331 --> 00:52:14,599 LISTEN, I-- I HAVE A PROBLEM. 1505 00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:16,601 OH, HOW CAN I HELP? 1506 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:18,836 HA, WELL, THE PROBLEM IS, UH, UH... 1507 00:52:18,869 --> 00:52:19,837 YOU. 1508 00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:22,607 YOU'RE THE PROBLEM. 1509 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,875 REALLY? HOW SO? 1510 00:52:24,909 --> 00:52:26,611 WELL, UH... 1511 00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:27,678 THERE ARE THESE THINGS 1512 00:52:27,712 --> 00:52:28,679 THAT ARE BOTHERING ME. 1513 00:52:28,713 --> 00:52:29,680 LIKE WHAT? 1514 00:52:29,714 --> 00:52:31,382 WELL, YOU KNOW, THINGS. 1515 00:52:31,416 --> 00:52:32,650 THINGS? 1516 00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:34,619 THINGS. 1517 00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:35,620 YOU KNOW, STUFF. 1518 00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:37,322 LIKE, UH, STUFF THAT COMES UP. 1519 00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:39,490 LIKE, UH, ANNOYANCES. 1520 00:52:39,524 --> 00:52:41,359 ANNOYANCES. 1521 00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:42,960 THIS IS VERY HARD TO EXPLAIN. 1522 00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:44,028 IT'S VERY-- 1523 00:52:44,061 --> 00:52:46,697 WELL, TRY. 1524 00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:49,367 ALL RIGHT, JUST AS AN EXAMPLE, 1525 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,835 LAST NIGHT I CAME HOME. 1526 00:52:50,868 --> 00:52:52,637 I GET UNDRESSED AND I REALIZE 1527 00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:56,307 THAT YOU WERE SLEEPING ON MY SIDE OF THE BED. 1528 00:52:56,341 --> 00:52:57,475 NOW THIS IS THE SIDE OF THE BED 1529 00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:59,009 THAT I ALWAYS SLEEP ON, YOU KNOW? 1530 00:52:59,043 --> 00:53:01,479 I MEAN, I--I'VE ALWAYS DONE THAT. 1531 00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:04,882 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST NUDGE ME A LITTLE BIT. 1532 00:53:04,915 --> 00:53:06,751 YOU KNOW, ASK ME TO GO TO THE OTHER SIDE. 1533 00:53:09,554 --> 00:53:12,423 BECAUSE... 1534 00:53:12,457 --> 00:53:13,991 I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU UP. 1535 00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:15,360 [giggles] 1536 00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:16,894 NO, AND I--I THOUGHT YOU'D THINK 1537 00:53:16,927 --> 00:53:18,363 IT WAS SILLY OR SOMETHING. 1538 00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:19,730 WELL, IT'S EASILY CHANGED. 1539 00:53:19,764 --> 00:53:21,666 NO, BUT THERE ARE OTHER THINGS, YOU KNOW? 1540 00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:24,369 BIGGER...THINGS. 1541 00:53:24,402 --> 00:53:26,737 OH, BOY, JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW, 1542 00:53:26,771 --> 00:53:30,741 IT SOUNDS SO...SILLY. 1543 00:53:30,775 --> 00:53:34,712 [phone rings] 1544 00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:41,386 YOU KNOW, IF YOU THINK ALL THIS IS, UM, 1545 00:53:41,419 --> 00:53:44,622 GOING TOO FAST, MAYBE I SHOULD MOVE OUT. 1546 00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:48,926 I THINK THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME, BILL. 1547 00:53:48,959 --> 00:53:50,461 I REALLY CARE FOR YOU, 1548 00:53:50,495 --> 00:53:54,899 BUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU THINK IT'S BEST. 1549 00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:56,967 I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU UNHAPPY. 1550 00:54:04,642 --> 00:54:08,779 I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TO TAKE ANY DRASTIC ACTION. 1551 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:16,120 I WANTED TO GET SOME THINGS OFF MY CHEST. 1552 00:54:16,153 --> 00:54:17,488 I'M GLAD YOU DID. 1553 00:54:17,522 --> 00:54:18,556 I JUST WANTED TO TALK IT OUT. 1554 00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:19,557 NO, YOU NIP IT IN THE BUD. 1555 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:22,660 LIKE ADULTS. YEAH. 1556 00:54:22,693 --> 00:54:24,895 [sighs] 1557 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:26,564 LISTEN, UH, 1558 00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:28,633 I'M GONNA GO CATCH THE LAST COUPLE RACES AT PIMLICO. 1559 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:29,767 WANNA COME? 1560 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,669 OH, I GOTTA WORK. 1561 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:34,672 I KNOW THAT. 1562 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:04,769 * GOOD THING 1563 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:06,371 GO ON, BABY! GO ON! 1564 00:55:06,404 --> 00:55:07,505 COME ON, PARIS RED! THAT'S IT! 1565 00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:08,506 MAKE YOUR MOVE! 1566 00:55:08,539 --> 00:55:10,140 MAKE ME $4,000 RICHER. 1567 00:55:10,174 --> 00:55:11,175 40 TO 1! 1568 00:55:11,208 --> 00:55:12,209 COME ON! 1569 00:55:12,242 --> 00:55:14,011 THERE'S A GUY WHO'S GOT 100 BUCKS ON YA UP HERE. 1570 00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:15,179 PARIS RED, LET'S GO, BABY! 1571 00:55:15,212 --> 00:55:16,180 COME ON, THAT'S IT! 1572 00:55:16,213 --> 00:55:17,448 THAT'S IT, RIDE 'EM! 1573 00:55:17,482 --> 00:55:18,483 NO! NO! 1574 00:55:18,516 --> 00:55:21,452 $4,000, DON'T SLIP AWAY! 1575 00:55:21,486 --> 00:55:22,887 NO 3, NO 3! COME ON, BABY. 1576 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,789 COME ON, RIDE IT, YOU SUCKER! 1577 00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:26,023 COME ON, PARIS RED! 1578 00:55:26,056 --> 00:55:27,024 LET'S GO, BABY! LET'S GO! 1579 00:55:27,057 --> 00:55:31,195 NO! NO! 1580 00:55:31,228 --> 00:55:32,697 JEEZ. 1581 00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:35,500 I GOT MYSELF A WINNER. 1582 00:55:35,533 --> 00:55:37,402 [sighs] 1583 00:55:41,906 --> 00:55:44,208 (Sam) WHY DON'T YOU GO TO H AND R BLOCK 1584 00:55:44,241 --> 00:55:46,043 AND GET YOUR TAXES STRAIGHTENED OUT? 1585 00:55:46,076 --> 00:55:47,845 AND HAVE SOME GUY RAKE ME OVER THE COALS 1586 00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:48,879 FOR SPENDING ON THIS AND THAT? 1587 00:55:48,913 --> 00:55:49,880 NO, THANKS. 1588 00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:51,148 YOU GOT SOME GREEN. 1589 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:52,650 GIVE THE GOVERNMENT SOMETHING. 1590 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:53,651 FUCK 'EM. 1591 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:55,720 RIGHT NOW I GOT $163 IN MY POCKET 1592 00:55:55,753 --> 00:55:56,754 AND I AIN'T PARTIN' WITH IT. 1593 00:55:56,787 --> 00:55:58,055 IT'S LIKE SOME GUY TRYING 1594 00:55:58,088 --> 00:55:59,089 TO SELL ME LIFE INSURANCE. 1595 00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:00,525 YOU THINK I WANT TO TAKE MONEY OUT OF MY POCKET 1596 00:56:00,558 --> 00:56:01,759 TO GIVE IT TO SOME JERK 1597 00:56:01,792 --> 00:56:03,428 SO THAT SOMEBODY COULD TAKE IT WHEN I'M DEAD? 1598 00:56:03,461 --> 00:56:04,895 NO WAY, SAM. 1599 00:56:04,929 --> 00:56:06,096 YOU GOTTA LIVE FOR TODAY. 1600 00:56:06,130 --> 00:56:08,198 I GONNA LIVE AS GOOD AS I CAN EVERY DAY. 1601 00:56:08,232 --> 00:56:09,600 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 1602 00:56:09,634 --> 00:56:11,736 ONLY TOO WELL. 1603 00:56:11,769 --> 00:56:15,005 HEY, MR. MERENGUE WENT TO THE TRACK. 1604 00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:16,741 DID YOU BOTHER TO BET, 1605 00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:18,843 OR DID YOU JUST HAND YOUR MONEY TO THE TELLERS? 1606 00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:21,946 HA, YOUR SARCASM'S KILLING ME. 1607 00:56:21,979 --> 00:56:24,081 I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOOKING TO GET EVEN, PAL. 1608 00:56:26,651 --> 00:56:28,553 [horse whinnies] 1609 00:56:28,586 --> 00:56:30,087 [engine revs] 1610 00:56:37,562 --> 00:56:39,930 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOUR ACCOUNTANT IS, MISTER. 1611 00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:41,632 BUT THE WAY I COUNT, 1612 00:56:41,666 --> 00:56:42,900 YOU'RE DOWN ON THE DEBIT SIDE. 1613 00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:44,101 OH, YEAH? 1614 00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:45,135 YEAH. 1615 00:56:45,169 --> 00:56:46,637 WHO'S STUCK WITH MY WIFE, 1616 00:56:46,671 --> 00:56:47,872 YOU OR ME? 1617 00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:50,541 [laughs] 1618 00:56:50,575 --> 00:56:53,878 OKAY. 1619 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:56,013 THEN YOU WIN. 1620 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:00,685 I WIN? 1621 00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:05,590 THAT GUY'D NEVER LET ME WIN. 1622 00:57:05,623 --> 00:57:07,057 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, LET IT GO WITH THAT. 1623 00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:08,493 YOU WIN. 1624 00:57:08,526 --> 00:57:10,060 I COULDN'T HAVE WON. 1625 00:57:10,094 --> 00:57:11,829 I SMELL A RAT. 1626 00:57:11,862 --> 00:57:13,798 (Moe) WHAT DO YOU THINK IF WE MADE THIS 1627 00:57:13,831 --> 00:57:15,299 ONE OF OUR FACTORY SHOWCASE HOUSES? 1628 00:57:15,332 --> 00:57:17,134 (man) WELL, WHAT'S THAT MEAN, MR. GABLE. 1629 00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:19,236 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I DO, ALAN? 1630 00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:22,139 I PICK CERTAIN HOUSES THAT ARE STRATEGICALLY LOCATED. 1631 00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:24,074 WE PUT UP THE ALUMINUM SIDING. 1632 00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:25,075 AND FOR EVERY REFERRAL, 1633 00:57:25,109 --> 00:57:26,944 I GIVE YOU $200. 1634 00:57:26,977 --> 00:57:29,647 $200? 1635 00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:30,815 THAT'S RIGHT. 1636 00:57:30,848 --> 00:57:32,817 NOW GOD KNOWS HOW MANY HOMES WE COULD SELL 1637 00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:34,084 BY PEOPLE PASSING THIS HOUSE. 1638 00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:36,787 IT'S PERFECTLY LOCATED FOR THAT. 1639 00:57:36,821 --> 00:57:38,523 ALAN, PUT OUT YOUR HAND. 1640 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:45,830 100, 200, 300, 400. 1641 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:49,800 ALAN, 1642 00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:51,669 I'M GIVING YOU COMMISSION ON TWO REFERRALS 1643 00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:53,671 BEFORE I EVEN PUT A PANEL ON THE SIDE OF THIS HOUSE. 1644 00:57:53,704 --> 00:57:55,873 THAT'S HOW CONFIDENT I FEEL. 1645 00:57:55,906 --> 00:57:57,875 YOU THINK THAT MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA-- 1646 00:57:57,908 --> 00:57:58,709 OH, I'M CERTAIN OF IT. 1647 00:57:58,743 --> 00:58:01,111 I'M NOT GIVING AWAY $400 FOR MY HEALTH. 1648 00:58:01,145 --> 00:58:02,346 I'M A BUSINESS MAN. 1649 00:58:02,379 --> 00:58:04,715 I'M A GOOD BUSINESS MAN. 1650 00:58:04,749 --> 00:58:06,951 AND THIS IS GOOD BUSINESS FOR ME. 1651 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:09,987 I'M GIVING IT TO YOU BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN THIS HOUSE. 1652 00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:11,856 BELIEVE IT WILL REFER OTHER JOBS TO ME 1653 00:58:11,889 --> 00:58:13,057 WHICH IS MONEY IN MY POCKET 1654 00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:14,158 WHICH IS MONEY IN YOUR POCKET. 1655 00:58:17,895 --> 00:58:19,229 YOU GOT A DEAL, MR. GABLE. 1656 00:58:19,263 --> 00:58:21,799 YOU'RE A WISE MAN-- 1657 00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:22,900 ARE YOU? 1658 00:58:22,933 --> 00:58:24,669 THAT'S GREAT. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR? 1659 00:58:24,702 --> 00:58:26,804 MOE! MOE! 1660 00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:27,872 (B.B.) FINALLY GOT A HOLD OF MAY. 1661 00:58:27,905 --> 00:58:29,339 SHE WAS AT HER SISTER'S. 1662 00:58:29,373 --> 00:58:30,875 I FORGOT. 1663 00:58:30,908 --> 00:58:32,042 SHE'LL BE HERE RIGHT AWAY. 1664 00:58:32,076 --> 00:58:34,645 B.B., I DON'T HAVE ANY INSURANCE. 1665 00:58:34,679 --> 00:58:36,046 IF I DIE, MAY'S GOT NOTHING. 1666 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,182 NOTHING--NOTHING FOR LEONARD. 1667 00:58:38,215 --> 00:58:39,183 THE ONLY MONEY I GOT 1668 00:58:39,216 --> 00:58:40,184 IS WHAT I GOT IN MY POCKET. 1669 00:58:40,217 --> 00:58:41,185 THAT'S ALL I GOT. 1670 00:58:41,218 --> 00:58:42,186 JUST TAKE IT EASY, MOE. 1671 00:58:42,219 --> 00:58:43,387 DID THEY SIGN? 1672 00:58:43,420 --> 00:58:44,855 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW. 1673 00:58:44,889 --> 00:58:46,323 GODDAMN IT, B.B., DID YOU SIGN 'EM? 1674 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:47,692 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1675 00:58:47,725 --> 00:58:48,693 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT TOMORROW. 1676 00:58:48,726 --> 00:58:50,995 GOD DAMN, MY CHEST HURTS. 1677 00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:52,697 B.B., I ALWAYS TOLD YOU 1678 00:58:52,730 --> 00:58:54,999 NEVER WALK OUT OF A PLACE WITHOUT A SIGNATURE. 1679 00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:56,967 SOMEONE'S WORD AIN'T SPIT. 1680 00:59:00,437 --> 00:59:02,607 (B.B.) LOOK, I, UH, I NEVER-- 1681 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,341 THIS IS ALL KIND OF NEW TO ME. 1682 00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:07,778 SO I THOUGHT I'D BETTER CALL. 1683 00:59:07,812 --> 00:59:11,015 YOU KNOW, TO TELL YOU I'M GONNA BE LATE. 1684 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,082 I DON'T KNOW. 1685 00:59:12,116 --> 00:59:13,751 MAYBE, UH, TWO OR THREE HOURS. 1686 00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:15,052 [chuckles] 1687 00:59:15,085 --> 00:59:16,921 I NEVER HAD ANYONE TO CALL BEFORE, 1688 00:59:16,954 --> 00:59:18,756 BUT I THOUGHT I'D BETTER, YOU KNOW, CALL. 1689 00:59:18,789 --> 00:59:20,124 THAT'S ALL. 1690 00:59:20,157 --> 00:59:22,092 WHY? 1691 00:59:22,126 --> 00:59:23,227 DO YOU FEEL, LIKE, 1692 00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:24,862 SOME KIND OF OBLIGATION OR SOMETHING? 1693 00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:25,930 NO, NO, NO. 1694 00:59:25,963 --> 00:59:27,264 NO, I-I-I DON'T KNOW. 1695 00:59:27,297 --> 00:59:28,866 I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL 1696 00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:31,368 IS--IS WHAT I WAS GONNA DO. 1697 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:34,271 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO MOE. 1698 00:59:34,304 --> 00:59:36,807 I HOPE HE'S OKAY. 1699 00:59:36,841 --> 00:59:39,443 I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET IN. 1700 00:59:39,476 --> 00:59:40,978 [phone clicks] 1701 00:59:44,014 --> 00:59:46,183 YEAH. 1702 01:00:07,872 --> 01:00:09,239 (Sam) MOUSE, FIGURE THIS OUT, WILL YOU? 1703 01:00:09,273 --> 01:00:11,141 (Gil) WHY DON'T WE JUST SPLIT IT FOUR WAYS. 1704 01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:12,142 NO WAY! 1705 01:00:12,176 --> 01:00:13,944 OH, WHOA! OH, WHOA, WHOA! 1706 01:00:13,978 --> 01:00:14,945 HOLD IT. 1707 01:00:14,979 --> 01:00:15,980 I DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING. 1708 01:00:16,013 --> 01:00:17,982 MOUSE EATS LIKE AN ANIMAL. 1709 01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:19,684 HE EATS ENOUGH TO FEED PERU. 1710 01:00:19,717 --> 01:00:21,118 SOMETIMES YOU EAT MORE THAN HE EATS. 1711 01:00:21,151 --> 01:00:22,152 IT'LL EVEN OUT. 1712 01:00:22,186 --> 01:00:24,288 UH-UH! NO--NO--NO WAY. 1713 01:00:24,321 --> 01:00:25,790 I DON'T--I NEVER EAT AS MUCH AS HIM. 1714 01:00:25,823 --> 01:00:27,157 HE ALWAYS EATS MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE. 1715 01:00:27,191 --> 01:00:28,458 I'M NOT GONNA PAY FOR HIS FOOD. 1716 01:00:28,492 --> 01:00:30,127 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1717 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,296 TODAY I HAPPENED TO HAVE SOME EGGS AND FLAPJACKS. 1718 01:00:32,329 --> 01:00:34,164 SOME CANTALOUPE. THE CANTALOUPE WAS EXCELLENT. 1719 01:00:34,198 --> 01:00:35,966 SOME JUICE, AND THEN ANOTHER JUICE. 1720 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,935 IS THAT ALL? I'D GET THE TRUCK IN HERE. 1721 01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:39,103 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1722 01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:40,170 YOU'RE LIKE AN ANIMAL. 1723 01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:41,839 WELL, WHAT DID I HAVE YESTERDAY? 1724 01:00:41,872 --> 01:00:43,207 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAD. 1725 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:44,875 WHAT DID HE HAVE, SAM. 1726 01:00:44,909 --> 01:00:46,110 WAIT, I'LL GET MY NOTEBOOK OUT. 1727 01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:47,311 HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHAT HE HAD? 1728 01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:48,478 WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HE HAD. 1729 01:00:48,512 --> 01:00:50,280 GIL, WHAT DID HE HAVE? 1730 01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:53,183 YESTERDAY? 1731 01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:54,184 PANCAKES. 1732 01:00:54,218 --> 01:00:55,352 NO. 1733 01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:56,854 THAT WHAT DID YOU HAVE? 1734 01:00:56,887 --> 01:00:57,988 GUESS. 1735 01:00:58,022 --> 01:00:59,523 WHAT IS THIS, A QUIZ SHOW? 1736 01:00:59,556 --> 01:01:00,991 WHAT DID YOU HAVE? TELL US WHAT YOU HAD. 1737 01:01:01,025 --> 01:01:01,826 I HAD VERY LITTLE. 1738 01:01:01,859 --> 01:01:03,460 VERY LITTLE. YOU EAT LIKE AN ANIMAL. 1739 01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:04,494 IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN VERY LITTLE. 1740 01:01:04,528 --> 01:01:06,363 I DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH. 1741 01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:07,798 DOESN'T ANYBODY REMEMBER? 1742 01:01:07,832 --> 01:01:09,867 WE DON'T REMEMBER. I DON'T KNOW WHY. 1743 01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:11,802 COULDA SWORN HE HAD PANCAKES. 1744 01:01:11,836 --> 01:01:13,738 NO, HE SAID HE DIDN'T HAVE PANCAKES. 1745 01:01:13,771 --> 01:01:15,973 I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE. 1746 01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,307 MAPLE SYRUP WAS INVOLVED. 1747 01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:18,876 LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 1748 01:01:18,909 --> 01:01:20,077 FRENCH TOAST. 1749 01:01:20,110 --> 01:01:21,746 FRENCH TOAST. HE HAD MORE THAN FRENCH TOAST. 1750 01:01:21,779 --> 01:01:23,380 YES, BUT NOT A LOT MORE. [knocking] 1751 01:01:23,413 --> 01:01:24,548 LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. 1752 01:01:24,581 --> 01:01:25,750 WE'LL SPLIT IT FOUR WAYS, ALL RIGHT? HEY, TILLEY. 1753 01:01:25,783 --> 01:01:28,853 TILLEY, YOUR WIFE IS KNOCKING ON THE WINDOW HERE, OKAY? 1754 01:01:28,886 --> 01:01:30,054 [knocking] 1755 01:01:33,090 --> 01:01:34,358 ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DIVY IT UP 1756 01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:36,226 AND I'LL MAKE GOOD FOR FOUR WAYS. 1757 01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:37,828 JESUS CHRIST. 1758 01:01:37,862 --> 01:01:39,396 IT WAS NOT LONG AGO 1759 01:01:39,429 --> 01:01:41,398 YOU NEVER WOULD'VE SEEN A WOMAN IN HERE. 1760 01:01:41,431 --> 01:01:42,566 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. 1761 01:01:42,599 --> 01:01:44,068 HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU DROP ME OFF 1762 01:01:44,101 --> 01:01:46,036 AND COME UP HERE AT ALL HOURS OF THE MORNING. 1763 01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:47,104 I KNOW. 1764 01:01:47,137 --> 01:01:49,073 I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE CONGENIAL. 1765 01:01:49,106 --> 01:01:50,440 I'M NOT STARTING ANYTHING. 1766 01:01:50,474 --> 01:01:52,509 LET'S KEEP THE CONVERSATION 1767 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:54,344 KIND OF NICE, LIGHT, LEVEL. 1768 01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:56,213 IT'S LIGHT. YEAH. 1769 01:01:56,246 --> 01:01:58,115 SO WHAT'S THE SCOOP, NORA? 1770 01:01:58,148 --> 01:01:59,850 WELL, YOU KNOW, 1771 01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:02,887 I THOUGHT WE SHOULD MAYBE GET DIVORCED. 1772 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,421 MAKES SENSE. 1773 01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:05,522 WANT SOME MORE COFFEE? 1774 01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:06,556 YEAH, YEAH, I'LL HAVE SOME. 1775 01:02:06,590 --> 01:02:09,093 FLORENCE, COULD WE HAVE SOME MORE COFFEE HERE? 1776 01:02:09,126 --> 01:02:11,862 I'M BUSY. GIVE ME A MINUTE. 1777 01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:12,863 [laughs] 1778 01:02:12,897 --> 01:02:15,399 [grumbles] 1779 01:02:15,432 --> 01:02:17,067 YEAH, WELL, IT'S FOR THE BEST. 1780 01:02:17,101 --> 01:02:18,302 YEAH, YEAH. 1781 01:02:18,335 --> 01:02:20,938 WE WERE KIND OF FOOLING OURSELVES THERE. 1782 01:02:20,971 --> 01:02:21,906 YEAH, WE WERE. 1783 01:02:21,939 --> 01:02:23,440 YOU KNOW, WE WRONGED SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE. 1784 01:02:23,473 --> 01:02:26,376 I DON'T KNOW WHERE THOUGH. 1785 01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:28,378 YOU USED TO MAKE ME LAUGH, TILLEY. 1786 01:02:28,412 --> 01:02:30,480 YOU KNOW, YOU USED TO... 1787 01:02:30,514 --> 01:02:32,449 USED TO REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH. 1788 01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:34,218 YEAH. 1789 01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:35,552 WE WRONGED SOMEWHERE. I DON'T KNOW. 1790 01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:37,955 WE WRONGED, YEAH. 1791 01:02:37,988 --> 01:02:40,257 SO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS GUY? 1792 01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:43,427 YEAH, YEAH, I LIKE HIM. 1793 01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:44,594 ALL IN ALL, 1794 01:02:44,628 --> 01:02:46,330 I GUESS IT ALL WORKED OUT FOR THE BEST. 1795 01:02:46,363 --> 01:02:48,465 I'M GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY. 1796 01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:50,500 YEAH. 1797 01:02:50,534 --> 01:02:52,602 I MEAN, COULD YOU FIGURE IT OUT? 1798 01:02:52,636 --> 01:02:54,404 A GUY BANGS INTO MY CAR, 1799 01:02:54,438 --> 01:02:56,140 THINKS I DID HIM IN, 1800 01:02:56,173 --> 01:02:58,108 TRIES TO GET EVEN WITH ME BY STEALING MY WIFE, 1801 01:02:58,142 --> 01:02:59,576 YOU TWO FALL IN LOVE. 1802 01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:00,978 CAN YOU FIGURE THAT OUT? 1803 01:03:01,011 --> 01:03:03,280 WHAT? 1804 01:03:03,313 --> 01:03:05,115 YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS THE GUY? 1805 01:03:05,149 --> 01:03:06,851 THIS WAS THAT GUY? 1806 01:03:06,884 --> 01:03:08,986 TOLD YOU I BUMPED INTO ANOTHER TIN MAN. 1807 01:03:09,019 --> 01:03:10,454 NO, NO, NO, NO. 1808 01:03:10,487 --> 01:03:11,655 HE DIDN'T TELL ME HE WAS A TIN MAN. 1809 01:03:11,688 --> 01:03:13,958 HE SAID HE SOLD BABY PICTURES. 1810 01:03:13,991 --> 01:03:15,025 IT'S YOUR LIFE. 1811 01:03:15,059 --> 01:03:17,494 ALL I KNOW IS THIS GUY'S GOT A BENT WEATHER VANE. 1812 01:03:17,527 --> 01:03:19,129 OH, GOD. 1813 01:03:19,163 --> 01:03:20,130 OH, GOD, NOT ANOTHER TIN MAN. 1814 01:03:20,164 --> 01:03:21,298 HE DIDN'T--HE DIDN'T TELL YOU 1815 01:03:21,331 --> 01:03:23,000 HE WAS THE GUY THAT SMASHED MY CAR? 1816 01:03:23,033 --> 01:03:24,101 NO. 1817 01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:25,269 HEH. 1818 01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:27,504 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 1819 01:03:27,537 --> 01:03:29,606 NORA, YOU OKAY? 1820 01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:32,009 YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU A BROMO-SELTZER OR SOMETHING. 1821 01:03:32,042 --> 01:03:35,512 [laughs] 1822 01:03:35,545 --> 01:03:37,147 NO, NO, NO. IT'S FINE. 1823 01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:38,648 I'M FINE. I'M FINE. I'M SORRY. 1824 01:03:38,682 --> 01:03:40,017 YOU KNOW, THIS GUY-- 1825 01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:41,018 I'M TELLING YOU THE GUY IS NUTS. 1826 01:03:41,051 --> 01:03:42,186 YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW. 1827 01:03:42,219 --> 01:03:43,520 I TOLD YOU HE ATTACKED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. 1828 01:03:43,553 --> 01:03:45,389 EXCUSE ME. I HAVE TO GO. 1829 01:03:51,395 --> 01:03:53,063 ARE YOU CRAZY? 1830 01:03:53,097 --> 01:03:54,999 YOU'RE A GODDAMN TIN MAN! 1831 01:03:55,032 --> 01:03:57,134 UH, WAIT A MIN-- WAIT--WAIT A MINUTE! 1832 01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:58,668 WAIT! WAIT A MINUTE! 1833 01:03:58,702 --> 01:03:59,904 [crash] 1834 01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,473 YOU WANTED TO WIN ME JUST TO GET EVEN WITH MY HUSBAND! 1835 01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:04,909 SCREW YOU! 1836 01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:15,685 JEEZ, I'D GET RID OF THAT CAR. 1837 01:04:15,719 --> 01:04:17,254 IT'S BAD LUCK. 1838 01:04:17,287 --> 01:04:19,056 [tires squealing] 1839 01:04:19,089 --> 01:04:22,026 THAT THAT GUY AGAIN? 1840 01:04:22,059 --> 01:04:23,160 IT'S HIS WIFE. 1841 01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:25,562 HIS WIFE? 1842 01:04:25,595 --> 01:04:27,397 IT'S DEFINITELY SOME KIND OF SICKNESS 1843 01:04:27,431 --> 01:04:29,599 THAT RUNS IN THAT FAMILY. 1844 01:04:29,633 --> 01:04:31,568 (Mouse) * PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA 1845 01:04:31,601 --> 01:04:32,602 (man) * PALA LA BAMBA 1846 01:04:32,636 --> 01:04:34,371 (Mouse) * PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA 1847 01:04:34,404 --> 01:04:36,941 * SE NECESITA UNA POCA 1848 01:04:36,974 --> 01:04:38,008 * DE GRACIA 1849 01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:39,009 [gibberish] 1850 01:04:39,043 --> 01:04:40,510 * UNA POCA DE GRACIA 1851 01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:43,347 IS HE GONNA TEACH EVERYBODY THE SONG NOW? 1852 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,082 OH, HE'S TERRIFIC. 1853 01:04:45,115 --> 01:04:47,117 I GOT A LESSON WITH HIM AT 3:30. 1854 01:04:47,151 --> 01:04:49,453 YOU'LL BOTH BE OUT THE WINDOW AT 4:00. 1855 01:04:49,486 --> 01:04:51,956 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CRAP. 1856 01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:53,090 WHAT, THE IRS? 1857 01:04:53,123 --> 01:04:54,091 THE DON'T WANT TO LEAVE ME ALONE. 1858 01:04:54,124 --> 01:04:55,292 HOME IMPROVEMENT COMMISSION. 1859 01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:57,561 SERIOUS. 1860 01:04:57,594 --> 01:04:59,363 WHAT, WE GOTTA APPEAR? 1861 01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:00,430 SEEMS TO BE THE GIST OF WHAT THEY'RE SAYING. 1862 01:05:00,464 --> 01:05:01,265 HOLY CHRIST. 1863 01:05:01,298 --> 01:05:02,566 (Tilley) WELL, CAN'T WE IGNORE IT. 1864 01:05:02,599 --> 01:05:03,600 HOW DO THEY KNOW WE GOT THE LETTER. 1865 01:05:03,633 --> 01:05:04,601 (Sam) IT'S CERTIFIED. 1866 01:05:04,634 --> 01:05:06,436 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS? 1867 01:05:06,470 --> 01:05:07,437 I DON'T NOW. 1868 01:05:07,471 --> 01:05:09,073 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY GOT. 1869 01:05:09,106 --> 01:05:10,074 [sighs] 1870 01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:11,008 [billiard balls clacking] 1871 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,442 WHY ARE ALL THESE THINGS HAPPENING TO ME? 1872 01:05:12,476 --> 01:05:15,445 [playing As Hard As It Is] 1873 01:05:15,479 --> 01:05:18,983 * 1874 01:05:19,016 --> 01:05:23,553 * LIFE'S BEEN QUIET 1875 01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:27,257 * SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE 1876 01:05:27,291 --> 01:05:30,995 * IT'S NO FUN 1877 01:05:31,028 --> 01:05:32,997 * BURNING FOR ONE 1878 01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:36,133 STILL, HOW YOU BEEN, HUH? 1879 01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:38,102 COME ON, BEEB, LET'S DANCE. 1880 01:05:38,135 --> 01:05:39,303 NO THANKS, RUBY. 1881 01:05:39,336 --> 01:05:40,570 MY DANCING SHOES ARE ON HOLIDAY. 1882 01:05:40,604 --> 01:05:41,638 ARE YOU SURE? 1883 01:05:41,671 --> 01:05:43,773 MORE THAN SURE. 1884 01:05:43,807 --> 01:05:46,476 SO WHO'S THE BEST YOU EVER SAW? 1885 01:05:46,510 --> 01:05:47,577 BEST WHAT? 1886 01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:48,745 THE BEST TIN MAN I EVER SAW? 1887 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:50,414 WELL, HARRY FENERMAN, ANDY FLYNN 1888 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:51,348 HAD A COUPLE OF GOOD LINES. 1889 01:05:51,381 --> 01:05:54,418 BUT THEY BURNED THEMSELVES OUT TOO FAST. 1890 01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:57,154 BEST TIN MAN I EVER SAW WAS MOE. 1891 01:05:57,187 --> 01:05:59,489 MOE IS THE BEST THERE EVER WAS. 1892 01:05:59,523 --> 01:06:01,791 GET INTO THE DOOR, HE HAD A SALE. 1893 01:06:01,825 --> 01:06:02,792 WHAT ARE SOME OF THE SCAMS-- 1894 01:06:02,826 --> 01:06:04,494 GOD DAMN, NORA. 1895 01:06:04,528 --> 01:06:07,431 GOD DAMN, I'M TRYING TO ADJUST, YOU KNOW. 1896 01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:08,498 I'M TRYING TO PUT UP WITH THINGS 1897 01:06:08,532 --> 01:06:10,434 I NEVER PUT UP WITH BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 1898 01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,302 GIVE ME A BREAK. 1899 01:06:12,336 --> 01:06:13,670 GIMME A BREAK, WOMAN. 1900 01:06:13,703 --> 01:06:15,539 WHAT ARE SOME OF THE HUSTLES YOU AND MOE USED-- 1901 01:06:15,572 --> 01:06:17,307 IT'S GONNA BE REAL PLEASANT. 1902 01:06:17,341 --> 01:06:19,176 FIGURE THAT. 1903 01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:21,711 MORE THAN PLEASANT. 1904 01:06:21,745 --> 01:06:24,181 AH, HELL WITH HER. 1905 01:06:24,214 --> 01:06:26,516 WHAT IS IT MADE MOE SO GOOD? 1906 01:06:26,550 --> 01:06:32,689 I BET SHE WENT HOME TO HER HUSBAND. 1907 01:06:32,722 --> 01:06:34,858 COULD YOU TELL ME SOME OF THE STORIES ABOUT MOE? 1908 01:06:34,891 --> 01:06:37,327 WHAT TIME DOES THIS SAY? 1909 01:06:37,361 --> 01:06:39,196 IT'S ABOUT 11:30. IT'S EARLY. 1910 01:06:39,229 --> 01:06:40,397 HE WOULDN'T BE HOME YET. 1911 01:06:41,898 --> 01:06:43,700 HERE. 1912 01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:45,135 HERE, TAKE THAT. 1913 01:06:45,169 --> 01:06:46,236 LET ME PAY FOR THE, UH, 1914 01:06:46,270 --> 01:06:47,304 WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? 1915 01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:49,239 I'LL SEE YOU, STANLEY. 1916 01:06:53,443 --> 01:06:59,349 * 1917 01:07:00,617 --> 01:07:01,718 (Tilley) THEY GOT NO RIGHT. 1918 01:07:01,751 --> 01:07:03,087 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, SAM? 1919 01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:04,421 THEY GOT NO RIGHT. 1920 01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:05,722 COMMISSION. 1921 01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:07,157 (Sam) LISTEN TO ME. 1922 01:07:07,191 --> 01:07:08,392 THEY GOT NOTHING CONCRETE AGAINST US 1923 01:07:08,425 --> 01:07:10,260 BECAUSE IT WAS JUST HEARSAY STUFF. 1924 01:07:10,294 --> 01:07:11,595 IT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. 1925 01:07:11,628 --> 01:07:13,730 WHERE'S MY CAR? 1926 01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:14,831 WHY AM I NOT IN MY CAR? 1927 01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:16,100 WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAR? 1928 01:07:16,133 --> 01:07:19,603 IT'S BETTER I DROP YOU OFF. 1929 01:07:19,636 --> 01:07:20,804 OH, YEAH. 1930 01:07:28,912 --> 01:07:31,115 OH, HEADACHE, HEADACHE, HEADACHE. 1931 01:07:31,148 --> 01:07:32,816 [sighs] 1932 01:07:49,633 --> 01:07:51,601 HE'S NOT HERE. 1933 01:07:55,772 --> 01:07:58,608 [metal clanging] 1934 01:07:58,642 --> 01:08:01,678 THE BLUE CADDY. 1935 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:07,151 I KNEW I COULD SMELL A RAT. 1936 01:08:07,184 --> 01:08:09,853 THE SON OF A BITCH IS COMING FOR ME. 1937 01:08:12,189 --> 01:08:13,823 [metal clanks] 1938 01:08:15,759 --> 01:08:16,826 WANNA ROB MY HOUSE? 1939 01:08:16,860 --> 01:08:18,762 I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU. 1940 01:08:24,301 --> 01:08:26,403 COME ON. ROB TILLEY. 1941 01:08:26,436 --> 01:08:27,704 TAKE EVERYTHING HE'S GOT. 1942 01:08:32,276 --> 01:08:34,344 COME ON. 1943 01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:39,716 [knocking] 1944 01:08:46,690 --> 01:08:48,592 HELLO? 1945 01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:49,626 [thud] 1946 01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:53,830 TOMATOES. 1947 01:08:53,863 --> 01:08:54,998 CELERY. 1948 01:08:55,031 --> 01:08:56,266 THAT'S NORA'S. 1949 01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:57,301 MEAT. 1950 01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:59,969 I'LL SAVE THAT FOR TOMORROW. 1951 01:09:00,003 --> 01:09:01,538 EGGS. 1952 01:09:01,571 --> 01:09:03,707 AH! 1953 01:09:03,740 --> 01:09:07,010 [mumbling] 1954 01:09:07,043 --> 01:09:08,645 HMM. 1955 01:09:08,678 --> 01:09:10,247 COME ON. 1956 01:09:12,549 --> 01:09:15,519 COME ON, WAKE UP. 1957 01:09:15,552 --> 01:09:16,986 UGH. 1958 01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:19,856 COME ON, WAKE UP. 1959 01:09:19,889 --> 01:09:20,990 [groaning] 1960 01:09:21,024 --> 01:09:22,359 YOU'RE A SICK MAN. 1961 01:09:22,392 --> 01:09:24,361 YOU SMASH MY CAR. 1962 01:09:24,394 --> 01:09:25,495 YOU STEAL MY WIFE. 1963 01:09:25,529 --> 01:09:26,696 AND NOW YOU COME TO ROB ME. 1964 01:09:26,730 --> 01:09:30,400 YOU'RE ONE DEMENTED HUMAN BEING. 1965 01:09:30,434 --> 01:09:33,870 EH EH EH. 1966 01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:36,873 I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE AND SEND YOU TO JAIL. 1967 01:09:36,906 --> 01:09:38,975 BUT FIRST, 1968 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,910 I'M GONNA HUMILIATE YOU. 1969 01:09:42,912 --> 01:09:45,014 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BREAK INTO MY HOUSE FOR? 1970 01:09:45,048 --> 01:09:46,916 THIS AIN'T THE FUCKIN' ROCKEFELLER MANSION. 1971 01:09:46,950 --> 01:09:50,053 THERE AIN'T 38 TELEVISION SETS HERE. 1972 01:09:50,086 --> 01:09:51,154 IT AIN'T LIKE SOMEBODY SAYING, 1973 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:53,723 "NELSON, I THINK WE'VE HAD A BREAK-IN. 1974 01:09:53,757 --> 01:09:54,991 "COUNT THE SETS TO SEE 1975 01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,560 HOW MANY WE GOT LEFT." 1976 01:09:56,593 --> 01:09:58,362 IT AIN'T LIKE THERE'S TONS OF JEWELRY 1977 01:09:58,395 --> 01:09:59,429 HANGING OUT OF THE DRAWERS. 1978 01:09:59,463 --> 01:10:00,397 OR I DON'T KNOW WHICH WATCH 1979 01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:01,498 TO PUT ON IN THE MORNING 1980 01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:02,699 I GOT SO MANY. 1981 01:10:02,732 --> 01:10:04,501 I GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS 1982 01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:07,904 WITH THE IRS BULLSHIT BUSTIN' MY BALLS 1983 01:10:07,937 --> 01:10:11,074 AND THE HOME IMPROVEMENT COMMISSION TO CONTEND WITH. 1984 01:10:11,107 --> 01:10:13,009 I DON'T NEED AGGRAVATION FROM YOU. 1985 01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:14,744 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS, BABOWSKY? 1986 01:10:14,778 --> 01:10:17,347 OVER EASY? 1987 01:10:17,381 --> 01:10:20,384 [unintelligible radio chatter] 1988 01:10:28,658 --> 01:10:30,594 A GUY BREAKS INTO MY HOUSE 1989 01:10:30,627 --> 01:10:32,929 AND I'M BEING CHARGED WITH ASSAULT. 1990 01:10:32,962 --> 01:10:35,399 IT MAKES NO SENSE. 1991 01:10:35,432 --> 01:10:36,733 LET'S GET IT DOWN RIGHT. 1992 01:10:36,766 --> 01:10:37,767 YEAH, LET'S--YEAH. 1993 01:10:37,801 --> 01:10:39,403 A GUY BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE. MM-HMM. 1994 01:10:39,436 --> 01:10:40,637 YOU HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A GUN. 1995 01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:41,638 CORRECT. 1996 01:10:41,671 --> 01:10:43,373 WENT TO THE REFRIGERATOR. RIGHT. 1997 01:10:43,407 --> 01:10:44,641 TOOK OUT EGGS AND TOMATOES. 1998 01:10:44,674 --> 01:10:45,709 EXACTLY. 1999 01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:46,776 AND THREW THEM AT HIM. 2000 01:10:46,810 --> 01:10:48,612 YEAH, I WAS DEFENDING MYSELF. 2001 01:10:48,645 --> 01:10:50,113 HE WAS COMING TO STEAL FROM ME. 2002 01:10:50,146 --> 01:10:52,115 THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE DEFENSE T ME. 2003 01:10:52,148 --> 01:10:54,751 WELL, I WANTED TO HUMILIATE THE GUY. 2004 01:10:54,784 --> 01:10:57,421 HERE I AM OUT BUSTING MY ASS ALL DAY LONG, 2005 01:10:57,454 --> 01:10:59,055 TRYING TO MAKE AN HONEST LIVING. 2006 01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:01,891 AND I COME HOME AND SOME SHMUCK IS STEALING FROM ME. 2007 01:11:01,925 --> 01:11:03,760 SO YOU HIT HIM WITH A GUN 2008 01:11:03,793 --> 01:11:04,994 AND PELTED HIM WITH EGGS AND TOMATOES. 2009 01:11:05,028 --> 01:11:06,896 YEAH, I'D HAVE THROWN SOUP AT HIM 2010 01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:08,432 IF I HAD ANY SOUP. 2011 01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:10,634 IS THERE A LAW SAYS YOU CAN'T THROW EGGS? 2012 01:11:10,667 --> 01:11:13,803 MR. BABOWSKY CLAIMS HE DIDN'T BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE. 2013 01:11:13,837 --> 01:11:14,738 WELL, WHAT DID I DO? 2014 01:11:14,771 --> 01:11:16,806 INVITE HIM IN SO I COULD THROW EGGS AT HIM? 2015 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,909 MAYBE MR. BABOWSKY INTENDED TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE. 2016 01:11:19,943 --> 01:11:22,145 BUT THESE CIRCUMSTANCES OF HIM BEING PELTED 2017 01:11:22,178 --> 01:11:23,747 WITH EGGS AND TOMATOES 2018 01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:25,114 IS SOMETHING WE NEED TO LOOK INTO. 2019 01:11:25,148 --> 01:11:28,117 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 2020 01:11:28,151 --> 01:11:30,587 THIS GUY THROWS EGGS AT ME 2021 01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:31,988 AND, UH, AND, UH, I'M HAVING BREAKFAST WITH HIM. 2022 01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:33,089 YOU'RE GONNA SIT DOWN WITH THIS GUY 2023 01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:34,858 AND COME TO SOME KIND OF SETTLEMENT, YOU UNDERSTAND? 2024 01:11:34,891 --> 01:11:36,426 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 2025 01:11:36,460 --> 01:11:39,162 YOU GOTTA PUT AN END TO THIS THING. 2026 01:11:39,195 --> 01:11:40,497 NOW SIT ON THE PAPER. 2027 01:11:40,530 --> 01:11:42,932 I PUT PAPER OUT THERE FOR YOU. 2028 01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:43,967 I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING THAT EGG 2029 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:44,968 ALL OVER MY LEATHER SEATS. 2030 01:11:45,001 --> 01:11:46,503 OH, BOY, YOU KNOW, I--I-- 2031 01:11:46,536 --> 01:11:47,637 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 2032 01:11:47,671 --> 01:11:49,172 EH, HERE. 2033 01:11:49,205 --> 01:11:50,774 TAKE YOUR FEET OFF THE RUG. 2034 01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:51,875 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH MY FEET? 2035 01:11:51,908 --> 01:11:53,377 JUST SUSPEND 'EM UP IN THE AIR, ALL RIGHT? 2036 01:11:53,410 --> 01:11:54,944 OH, GOD, I GOT SUCH A HEADACHE. 2037 01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:56,813 I JUST CLEANED THE RUG. 2038 01:11:56,846 --> 01:11:58,515 ALL RIGHT, UH, 2039 01:11:58,548 --> 01:12:00,684 LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I'M WILLING TO DO. 2040 01:12:00,717 --> 01:12:03,019 I'M GONNA DROP ALL THE CHARGES AGAINST YOU. 2041 01:12:03,052 --> 01:12:04,988 AND WE'LL--WE'LL WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN. 2042 01:12:05,021 --> 01:12:08,024 I APPRECIATE IT. 2043 01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:09,526 YOU SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO CLEAR IT UP? 2044 01:12:09,559 --> 01:12:11,027 OKAY, THAT'S IT? 2045 01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:12,862 THAT'S AN END TO IT? 2046 01:12:12,896 --> 01:12:14,398 ALL RIGHT, LET'S EAT. 2047 01:12:14,431 --> 01:12:15,198 YO, HON. 2048 01:12:15,231 --> 01:12:17,734 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S YOUR CHECK. 2049 01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:20,203 I DON'T KNOW HOW THE SLATE GETS WIPED CLEAN 2050 01:12:20,236 --> 01:12:22,572 WHEN HE BREAKS INTO MY HOUSE AND I'M THE ONE CHARGED. 2051 01:12:22,606 --> 01:12:23,640 N-N-N-N-NO. 2052 01:12:23,673 --> 01:12:24,908 I TOLD YOU I WAS NOT BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE. 2053 01:12:24,941 --> 01:12:26,075 I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU WIFE. 2054 01:12:26,109 --> 01:12:27,544 HEY, I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA PUT IT TO BED. 2055 01:12:27,577 --> 01:12:28,745 ARE WE GONNA PUT IT TO BED OR WHAT? 2056 01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:29,846 IT'S OVER. IT'S OVER. 2057 01:12:29,879 --> 01:12:30,914 ALL RIGHT? 2058 01:12:30,947 --> 01:12:32,215 TOO TIRED. 2059 01:12:32,248 --> 01:12:34,050 SLATE'S CLEAN. 2060 01:12:34,083 --> 01:12:35,719 CLEAN AS A WHISTLE. 2061 01:12:35,752 --> 01:12:37,887 WHAT'LL YOU HAVE? 2062 01:12:37,921 --> 01:12:40,724 UM, I'D LIKE, UH, EGGS OVER. 2063 01:12:40,757 --> 01:12:44,060 HASH BROWNS. TOAST TOASTED DARK. 2064 01:12:44,093 --> 01:12:45,929 BUTTER ON THE SIDE. 2065 01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:47,931 LARGE GRAPEFRUIT JUICE AND SOME COFFEE. 2066 01:12:47,964 --> 01:12:49,165 ON SECOND THOUGHT, 2067 01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:50,834 INSTEAD OF THE EGGS OVER, 2068 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:52,736 IF I ORDER SOFT-BOILED EGGS, HOW DO YOU DO IT? 2069 01:12:52,769 --> 01:12:53,770 YOU TAKE 'EM OUT OF THE SHELL 2070 01:12:53,803 --> 01:12:55,505 OR YOU LEAVE 'EM IN THE SHELL? 2071 01:12:55,539 --> 01:12:56,573 WE LEAVE THEM IN THE SHELL. 2072 01:12:56,606 --> 01:12:58,074 WELL, I DON'T LIKE IT THAT WAY. 2073 01:12:58,107 --> 01:12:59,876 IT'S HOT IN THE HAND. 2074 01:12:59,909 --> 01:13:02,446 IT'S HARD TO SCOOP THE STUFF OUT. 2075 01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:03,547 IT'S NOT GOOD. 2076 01:13:03,580 --> 01:13:04,581 YOU GET LITTLE BITS OF SHELL IN THERE. 2077 01:13:04,614 --> 01:13:05,749 DOESN'T TASTE GOOD. 2078 01:13:05,782 --> 01:13:07,951 WHATTAYA SAY YOU JUST, UH ORDER SOME EGGS 2079 01:13:07,984 --> 01:13:09,218 AND LET IT GO AT THAT, ALL RIGHT? 2080 01:13:09,252 --> 01:13:11,855 LISTEN, IF I'M GONNA ORDER, 2081 01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:14,891 AT LEAST I OUGHTA BE CONTENT WITH MY FOOD. 2082 01:13:14,924 --> 01:13:16,726 I'M A LITTLE HUNGRY, YOU KNOW? 2083 01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:19,763 AND I GOT A HEADACHE AND I GOT EGG ALL OVER ME. 2084 01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:21,731 WHY DON'T YOU SAY YOU JUST ORDER SOME EGGS 2085 01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:22,932 AND LET SOME OTHER PEOPLE EAT 2086 01:13:22,966 --> 01:13:24,568 BEFORE THE LUNCH TRADE COMES IN. 2087 01:13:27,971 --> 01:13:29,238 WHY DO I NEED A MAN TELLING ME 2088 01:13:29,272 --> 01:13:31,140 WHAT I SHOULD OR SHOULDN'T EAT, HUH? 2089 01:13:31,174 --> 01:13:33,543 LOOK. 2090 01:13:33,577 --> 01:13:35,144 THIS ISN'T A FOUR-STAR RESTAURANT, YOU KNOW? 2091 01:13:35,178 --> 01:13:36,780 YOU'RE NOT, UH, 2092 01:13:36,813 --> 01:13:38,214 NOT GONNA HAVE A GOURMET MEAL HERE. 2093 01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:39,616 YOU'RE JUST ORDERING SOME BREAKFAST. 2094 01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:40,550 AND THAT'S ALL. 2095 01:13:40,584 --> 01:13:43,286 WELL, IT SO HAPPENS, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 2096 01:13:43,319 --> 01:13:45,254 I'VE NEVER EATEN IN THIS RESTAURANT BEFORE 2097 01:13:45,288 --> 01:13:47,123 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO THEIR EGGS. 2098 01:13:47,156 --> 01:13:48,558 YOU SEE? 2099 01:13:48,592 --> 01:13:51,127 IF THEY'RE OVER EASY AND THEY'RE GOOEY, 2100 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:52,596 I'M NOT HAPPY WITH IT. 2101 01:13:52,629 --> 01:13:53,663 AND IF THEY LEAVE 2102 01:13:53,697 --> 01:13:55,599 THE SOFT-BOILED EGGS IN THE SHELL, 2103 01:13:55,632 --> 01:13:56,600 I'M NOT HAPPY WITH THAT EITHER. 2104 01:13:56,633 --> 01:13:58,101 YOU UNDERSTAND? 2105 01:13:58,134 --> 01:13:59,135 CAN I HAVE FRENCH TOAST AND A CUP OF COFFEE? 2106 01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:00,136 WHAT DO YOU WANT, BAGEL? 2107 01:14:00,169 --> 01:14:01,137 HEY, HEY, WHOA, WHOA. 2108 01:14:01,170 --> 01:14:02,572 WAIT A MINUTE. 2109 01:14:02,606 --> 01:14:03,773 EXCUSE ME, I'M ORDERING HERE. 2110 01:14:03,807 --> 01:14:04,941 AT LEAST HAVE THE COURTESY 2111 01:14:04,974 --> 01:14:06,576 TO LET A MAN ORDER HIS BREAKFAST. 2112 01:14:06,610 --> 01:14:07,611 FRENCH TOAST AND A CUP OF COFFEE PLEASE. 2113 01:14:07,644 --> 01:14:09,746 SAM, THE GUY GETS ON MY NERVES. 2114 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:11,147 FROM DAY ONE HE GOT ON MY NERVES. 2115 01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:13,116 I KNEW IT THEN, I KNOW IT KNOW. OH, I AM-- 2116 01:14:13,149 --> 01:14:14,918 I'M BACK TO PRESSING CHARGES AGAINST THIS GUY. 2117 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:16,820 OH, YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT WAY, HUH? 2118 01:14:16,853 --> 01:14:17,854 IS THAT THE WAY YOU WANT TO PLAY? 2119 01:14:17,887 --> 01:14:19,155 WELL, THIS GAME AIN'T OVER, MISTER. 2120 01:14:19,188 --> 01:14:20,156 IT AIN'T OVER. 2121 01:14:20,189 --> 01:14:21,190 HEY, HEY, HEY. 2122 01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:21,925 YOU WANT TO PUT A STOP TO THIS RIGHT NOW, HUH? 2123 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,326 BECAUSE I AM READY RIGHT NOW. 2124 01:14:23,359 --> 01:14:24,327 RIGHT NOW! LET'S GO! 2125 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:25,995 YOU'RE READY? I'M READY! 2126 01:14:26,029 --> 01:14:27,196 YOU'RE READY NOW? LET'S FINISH IT NOW! 2127 01:14:27,230 --> 01:14:28,331 COME ON, LET'S FINISH IT! 2128 01:14:28,364 --> 01:14:30,133 GET THE PEOPLE WITH THE STRAIGHTJACKETS. 2129 01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:31,635 THIS MAN IS OUT OF CONTROL. 2130 01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:32,702 COME ON, LET'S FINISH IT. COME ON! 2131 01:14:32,736 --> 01:14:34,170 YEAH? YEAH? COME ON! 2132 01:14:34,203 --> 01:14:35,805 I'M NOT FINISHED. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 2133 01:14:35,839 --> 01:14:37,106 I'M NOT FINISHED WITH HIM, SAM. 2134 01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:38,107 I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU, MISTER. 2135 01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:39,943 YOU HEAR ME? HUH, YOU HEAR ME? 2136 01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:41,144 YOU'RE NOT GONNA PROVE NOTHING HERE. 2137 01:14:41,177 --> 01:14:42,646 (Tilley) AW, COME ON! 2138 01:14:42,679 --> 01:14:44,614 COME ON, COME ON. 2139 01:14:44,648 --> 01:14:46,182 [shouting] 2140 01:14:46,215 --> 01:14:48,217 THAT WAS FRENCH TOAST AND A-- 2141 01:14:48,251 --> 01:14:50,086 CUP OF COFFEE. 2142 01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:54,624 (B.B.) UGH, NORA. 2143 01:14:54,658 --> 01:14:56,192 REAL PAIN IN THE ASS, YOU KNOW THAT? 2144 01:14:56,225 --> 01:14:58,962 I MEAN IT. SHE'S A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS. 2145 01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:01,197 IT'S WORSE NOW THAN WHEN SHE USED TO BE AROUND. 2146 01:15:01,230 --> 01:15:02,031 YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING? 2147 01:15:02,065 --> 01:15:03,867 THE OTHER NIGHT AT THE CORRAL CLUB, 2148 01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:05,735 I TURNED DOWN A DANCE. 2149 01:15:05,769 --> 01:15:07,036 (Moe) YOU TURNED DOWN A DANCE? 2150 01:15:07,070 --> 01:15:08,204 (B.B.) WHAT DO YOU THINK THE ODDS ARE ON THAT? 2151 01:15:08,237 --> 01:15:10,239 100 TO 1 B.B. DON'T DANCE. 2152 01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:12,041 100 TO 1 AGAINST. 2153 01:15:12,075 --> 01:15:13,743 [laughs] 2154 01:15:17,714 --> 01:15:21,050 I'M GETTING OUT OF THE BUSINESS, B.B. 2155 01:15:21,084 --> 01:15:25,221 I GOT NOTHING TO SHOW FOR ALL THIS. 2156 01:15:25,254 --> 01:15:26,723 LOTTA GOOD TIMES, MOE. 2157 01:15:26,756 --> 01:15:27,824 YEAH, A LOT OF GOOD TIMES. 2158 01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:30,259 YOU CAN'T EAT GOOD TIMES. 2159 01:15:30,293 --> 01:15:32,361 MY BROTHER-IN-LAW'S OFFERED ME 2160 01:15:32,395 --> 01:15:33,897 A JOB AT HESS SHOES. 2161 01:15:33,930 --> 01:15:35,932 I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE IT. 2162 01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:37,233 EH, YOU GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING. 2163 01:15:37,266 --> 01:15:38,234 YOU COME HOME AT NIGHT. 2164 01:15:38,267 --> 01:15:39,903 THEY GOT MEDICAL BENEFITS. 2165 01:15:39,936 --> 01:15:43,907 I GET TO BE ASSISTANT MANAGER. 2166 01:15:43,940 --> 01:15:46,109 THAT'S IT? 2167 01:15:46,142 --> 01:15:48,612 THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR DAY, HUH? 2168 01:15:48,645 --> 01:15:52,081 MEASURING PEOPLE'S FEET. 2169 01:15:52,115 --> 01:15:53,049 [mocking tone] WELL, SIR, YOU HAVE A HIGH ARCH. 2170 01:15:53,082 --> 01:15:54,918 I THINK YOU NEED SOMETHING IN AN ALLIGATOR. 2171 01:15:54,951 --> 01:15:55,919 [laughs] 2172 01:15:55,952 --> 01:15:58,121 WITH A WINGTIP. 2173 01:15:58,154 --> 01:16:01,124 NOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT ALL DAY. 2174 01:16:05,962 --> 01:16:08,965 YOU'RE THE BEST TIN MAN THAT EVER WAS. 2175 01:16:08,998 --> 01:16:11,735 IT'S ALL OVER, B.B. 2176 01:16:11,768 --> 01:16:13,803 IT'S OVER. 2177 01:16:13,837 --> 01:16:15,304 YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAW BONANZA THE OTHER DAY, 2178 01:16:15,338 --> 01:16:17,774 SOMETHING OCCURRED TO ME. 2179 01:16:17,807 --> 01:16:20,443 YOU GOT THESE FOUR GUYS LIVING ON THE PONDEROSA. 2180 01:16:20,476 --> 01:16:21,811 AND YOU NEVER HEAR THEM SAY ANYTHING 2181 01:16:21,845 --> 01:16:23,112 ABOUT WANTING TO GET LAID. 2182 01:16:23,146 --> 01:16:24,113 HUH. 2183 01:16:24,147 --> 01:16:25,248 I MEAN, YOU NEVER-- 2184 01:16:25,281 --> 01:16:26,382 YOU NEVER HEAR HOSS SAY TO LITTLE JOE, 2185 01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:28,317 "I HAD SUCH A HARD-ON WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING." 2186 01:16:28,351 --> 01:16:30,119 NO, NO, NO. SAM, COME ON. 2187 01:16:30,153 --> 01:16:31,721 THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT BROADS, NOTHING. 2188 01:16:31,755 --> 01:16:33,790 YOU NEVER--YEAH, YOU NEVER HEAR LITTLE JOE 2189 01:16:33,823 --> 01:16:35,391 SAY, "HEY, HOSS, 2190 01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:36,693 "I WENT TO VIRGINIA CITY AND I SAW A GIRL 2191 01:16:36,726 --> 01:16:39,095 WITH THE GREATEST ASS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE." 2192 01:16:39,128 --> 01:16:40,964 THEY JUST WALK AROUND THE PONDEROSA. 2193 01:16:40,997 --> 01:16:44,133 "YES, PA. WHERE'S LITTLE JOE?" NOTHING ABOUT BROADS. 2194 01:16:44,167 --> 01:16:45,769 I DON'T THINK I'M BEING TOO PICKY. 2195 01:16:45,802 --> 01:16:48,337 BUT IF LEAST ONCE THEY TALKED ABOUT GETTING HORNY. 2196 01:16:48,371 --> 01:16:50,674 I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIVE ON THE PONDEROSA 2197 01:16:50,707 --> 01:16:52,008 OR RIGHT HERE IN BALTIMORE, 2198 01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:54,110 GUYS TALK ABOUT GETTING LAID. 2199 01:16:54,143 --> 01:16:55,344 I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT SHOW 2200 01:16:55,378 --> 01:16:57,113 DOESN'T HAVE TOO MUCH REALISM. 2201 01:16:57,146 --> 01:16:58,347 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 2202 01:17:00,183 --> 01:17:03,086 SAM, I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON THE BONANZA BULLSHIT. 2203 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:05,121 I GOT TOO MUCH ON MY BRAIN. 2204 01:17:05,154 --> 01:17:06,455 WHAT WITH THAT ASSHOLE 2205 01:17:06,489 --> 01:17:07,991 AND THE HOME IMPROVEMENT COMMISSION. 2206 01:17:08,024 --> 01:17:09,058 I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT 2207 01:17:09,092 --> 01:17:12,962 WHETHER LITTLE JOE GOT LAID LAST NIGHT, ALL RIGHT? 2208 01:17:12,996 --> 01:17:14,297 COME ON, LET'S GO AND EAT SOMETHING. 2209 01:17:14,330 --> 01:17:15,832 ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GO TO A SMORGASBORD. 2210 01:17:15,865 --> 01:17:16,866 WE'LL GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 2211 01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:17,901 THAT'S IT. 2212 01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:52,035 GOD, IF YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE 2213 01:17:52,068 --> 01:17:54,370 FOR ALL THIS STUFF DOWN HERE, 2214 01:17:54,403 --> 01:17:58,908 MAYBE YOU GOT A MOMENT'S ATTENTION FOR ME. 2215 01:17:58,942 --> 01:18:00,744 BETWEEN THE IRS, 2216 01:18:00,777 --> 01:18:02,812 THIS HOME IMPROVEMENT COMMISSION, 2217 01:18:02,846 --> 01:18:05,048 AND MR. MERENGUE, 2218 01:18:05,081 --> 01:18:08,217 I'M JUST UP TO HERE WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT. 2219 01:18:08,251 --> 01:18:09,819 TO BE FRANK WITH YOU, 2220 01:18:09,853 --> 01:18:12,088 I'M IN THE TOILET. 2221 01:18:12,121 --> 01:18:13,890 LISTEN, UH, I'M PRAYING HERE. 2222 01:18:13,923 --> 01:18:15,224 WOULD YOU GO AROUND. 2223 01:18:15,258 --> 01:18:17,827 I WANTED TO GET SOME OF THE SALAD. 2224 01:18:17,861 --> 01:18:19,228 IT'S OUT OF ORDER. 2225 01:18:19,262 --> 01:18:22,031 GO AROUND. 2226 01:18:22,065 --> 01:18:25,234 LIKE, JUST DO WHAT YOU CAN, ALL RIGHT? 2227 01:18:25,268 --> 01:18:27,871 I'D APPRECIATE IT. 2228 01:18:27,904 --> 01:18:29,038 AMEN. 2229 01:18:30,874 --> 01:18:32,842 DIDN'T YOU APPROACH MR. BOLACHEVSKI 2230 01:18:32,876 --> 01:18:34,944 IN AUGUST 18, 1961 2231 01:18:34,978 --> 01:18:36,412 WHILE HE WAS CUTTING HIS FRONT LAWN, 2232 01:18:36,445 --> 01:18:37,446 AND TELL HIM THAT HIS HOUSE HAD BEEN SELECTED 2233 01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:40,083 AS ONE OF ONLY 16 HOMES IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND 2234 01:18:40,116 --> 01:18:42,518 FOR A FREE ALUMINUM SIDING JOB? 2235 01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:43,953 WHAT WAS THAT NAME AGAIN? 2236 01:18:43,987 --> 01:18:45,554 BOLACHEVSKI. 2237 01:18:45,588 --> 01:18:47,290 UH, IT DOESN'T RING A BELL. 2238 01:18:47,323 --> 01:18:49,392 DOES IT RING A BELL TO YOU, SAM? 2239 01:18:49,425 --> 01:18:51,360 DOESN'T RING A BELL WITH ME EITHER, SIR. 2240 01:18:51,394 --> 01:18:52,561 DIDN'T YOU SUGGEST 2241 01:18:52,595 --> 01:18:54,130 THAT FOR A NOMINAL LABOR CHARGE, 2242 01:18:54,163 --> 01:18:56,032 HE WOULD RECEIVE OVER $5,000 WORTH 2243 01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:57,266 OF ALUMINUM SIDING? 2244 01:18:57,300 --> 01:19:00,369 THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT FOR NOTHING. 2245 01:19:00,403 --> 01:19:01,437 DOESN'T SOUND LIKE GOOD BUSINESS TO ME. 2246 01:19:01,470 --> 01:19:04,073 MR. BOLACHEVSKI WAS ULTIMATELY CHARGED 2247 01:19:04,107 --> 01:19:06,409 $2,400 FOR LABOR, 2248 01:19:06,442 --> 01:19:07,811 WHICH ACCORDING TO OUR FIGURES 2249 01:19:07,844 --> 01:19:08,912 IS ABOUT THE AVERAGE COST 2250 01:19:08,945 --> 01:19:10,814 OF AN ALUMINUM SIDING JOB. 2251 01:19:10,847 --> 01:19:12,548 I DON'T GET THE POINT OF THIS. 2252 01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,117 WHAT WE'RE GETTING AT HERE-- 2253 01:19:14,150 --> 01:19:15,584 THE POINT WE'D LIKE TO STRESS 2254 01:19:15,618 --> 01:19:17,453 IS THAT THE JOB WAS SOLD UNDER FALSE TERMS. 2255 01:19:17,486 --> 01:19:18,554 THE MAN DIDN'T WIN ANY AWARD. 2256 01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:20,156 HE WASN'T GETTING ALUMINUM SIDING 2257 01:19:20,189 --> 01:19:22,125 AT THAT SPECIAL PRICE. 2258 01:19:22,158 --> 01:19:23,960 A CLEAR CASE OF DECEPTION IS INVOLVED HERE. 2259 01:19:23,993 --> 01:19:26,095 WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? 2260 01:19:26,129 --> 01:19:27,463 THE MAN GOT THE JOB 2261 01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:29,833 FOR $2,400? 2262 01:19:29,866 --> 01:19:30,967 WHICH IS WHAT IT COSTS IN ALUMINUM SIDING. 2263 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,136 GOT HIS MONEY'S WORTH. YEAH. 2264 01:19:33,169 --> 01:19:34,403 UM, AHEM. 2265 01:19:34,437 --> 01:19:35,538 I DON'T KNOW. 2266 01:19:35,571 --> 01:19:38,975 I MEAN, WE HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF THIS PARTICULAR JOB. 2267 01:19:39,008 --> 01:19:42,011 UM, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS DECEPTION. 2268 01:19:42,045 --> 01:19:43,279 I MEAN, LOOK. 2269 01:19:43,312 --> 01:19:45,014 IF YOU WORK IN A CLOTHING STORE. 2270 01:19:45,048 --> 01:19:46,282 A GUY TRIES ON A SUIT THAT LOOKS LIKE SHIT. 2271 01:19:46,315 --> 01:19:50,286 AND YOU TELL HIM, "WOW, IT'S WONDERFUL." 2272 01:19:50,319 --> 01:19:52,088 I MEAN, THERE'S A GUY STANDING THERE 2273 01:19:52,121 --> 01:19:53,289 LOOKING LIKE A SACK OF SHIT. 2274 01:19:53,322 --> 01:19:54,457 AND THE SALESMAN SAYS, 2275 01:19:54,490 --> 01:19:55,992 "OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SUIT." 2276 01:19:56,025 --> 01:19:57,193 NOW THAT'S DECEPTION. 2277 01:19:57,226 --> 01:19:58,962 AS FAR AS I CAN SAY. 2278 01:19:58,995 --> 01:20:00,296 IF THE MAN BUYS THE SUIT, 2279 01:20:00,329 --> 01:20:01,530 I MEAN, YOU'VE DECEIVED THE MAN. 2280 01:20:01,564 --> 01:20:03,632 I MEAN, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? 2281 01:20:03,666 --> 01:20:05,334 I'LL GO ALONG WITH THAT AS WELL. 2282 01:20:05,368 --> 01:20:07,336 I--I CAN'T REALLY SEE 2283 01:20:07,370 --> 01:20:09,372 THE DECEPTION THAT YOU'RE SAYING 2284 01:20:09,405 --> 01:20:10,439 THAT WE'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR. 2285 01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,008 EXCUSE US ONE MINUTE. 2286 01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:14,077 [inaudible] 2287 01:20:18,181 --> 01:20:20,016 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GENTLEMEN. 2288 01:20:20,049 --> 01:20:21,284 SHOULD THERE BE A REASON 2289 01:20:21,317 --> 01:20:22,886 TO CALL YOU BACK IN THE FUTURE, 2290 01:20:22,919 --> 01:20:24,187 WE'D LIKE TO RESERVE THAT RIGHT. 2291 01:20:24,220 --> 01:20:27,223 WELL, I'M GLAD WE GOOD BE OF SERVICE. 2292 01:20:27,256 --> 01:20:29,926 THANK YOU. 2293 01:20:31,394 --> 01:20:32,528 WE BEAT 'EM, SAM. 2294 01:20:32,561 --> 01:20:34,297 WE BEAT 'EM. PIECE OF CAKE. 2295 01:20:34,330 --> 01:20:35,298 THEY GOT NOTHING ON US. 2296 01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:36,565 CLEAN AS A WHISTLE. 2297 01:20:36,599 --> 01:20:38,367 I NEED A DRINK. I HATE INQUISITIONS. 2298 01:20:38,401 --> 01:20:40,236 I LIKE THE STORY ABOUT THE SUIT. 2299 01:20:40,269 --> 01:20:41,670 MS. RIBIDO? 2300 01:20:41,704 --> 01:20:45,041 HI, I REPRESENT THE GIBRALTAR ALUMINUM SIDING COMPANY 2301 01:20:45,074 --> 01:20:46,475 AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE [knocking] 2302 01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:47,476 A REPRESENTATIVE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD TODAY. 2303 01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:50,179 WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED-- 2304 01:20:50,213 --> 01:20:52,248 WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN SEEING THE BENEFITS 2305 01:20:52,281 --> 01:20:53,983 OF OUR ALUMINUM PRODUCT? 2306 01:20:54,017 --> 01:20:57,220 [thunder booms] 2307 01:21:01,424 --> 01:21:02,558 NORA TILLEY, PLEASE. 2308 01:21:02,591 --> 01:21:05,561 UH, UM... 2309 01:21:05,594 --> 01:21:07,163 SOCIAL SECURITY. 2310 01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:08,364 I DON'T KNOW. 2311 01:21:08,397 --> 01:21:10,033 SHE'S, UH, SHE'S UP THERE 2312 01:21:10,066 --> 01:21:11,067 SOMEWHERE ON THE THIRD FLOOR. 2313 01:21:11,100 --> 01:21:12,068 SHE'S GOT A-- WHATTAYA CALL IT? 2314 01:21:12,101 --> 01:21:15,071 A DESK UP THERE. 2315 01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:18,341 STANLEY, 2316 01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:20,109 CAN I HELP YOU LOOK FOR SOMETHING IN THERE? 2317 01:21:20,143 --> 01:21:23,012 NO, NO, JUST MAKING MYSELF BUSY. 2318 01:21:23,046 --> 01:21:24,280 WELL, I WOULDN'T TO THAT. 2319 01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:27,283 BAGEL DON'T LIKE NOBODY LOOKIN' IN THE FILES. 2320 01:21:27,316 --> 01:21:30,019 [phone rings] 2321 01:21:30,053 --> 01:21:32,088 MRS. TILLEY. 2322 01:21:32,121 --> 01:21:34,557 NORA, THIS IS B.B. 2323 01:21:34,590 --> 01:21:36,292 UH-HUH. 2324 01:21:39,462 --> 01:21:41,430 [thunder booms] 2325 01:21:41,464 --> 01:21:43,632 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 2326 01:21:43,666 --> 01:21:44,633 I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE. 2327 01:21:44,667 --> 01:21:46,035 GIVE ME A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN. 2328 01:21:46,069 --> 01:21:47,270 I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN. 2329 01:21:47,303 --> 01:21:49,038 YOU OWE ME THAT. I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING. 2330 01:21:49,072 --> 01:21:51,440 IT WAS A LOUSY THING TO DO, OKAY? 2331 01:21:51,474 --> 01:21:53,376 IT WAS A LOUSY THING TO USE YOU 2332 01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:54,643 TO GET BACK AT YOUR HUSBAND. 2333 01:21:54,677 --> 01:21:57,746 BUT THE FACT IS I NEVER WOULD'VE MET YOU OTHERWISE. 2334 01:22:02,318 --> 01:22:03,652 IT WAS A LOUSY THING. 2335 01:22:03,686 --> 01:22:07,556 IT WAS A DISGUSTING, TERRIBLE THING. 2336 01:22:07,590 --> 01:22:11,127 BUT A LOT OF GOOD CAME OUT OF IT. 2337 01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:13,296 WOULD YOU JUST TELL ME SOMETHING? 2338 01:22:13,329 --> 01:22:14,597 JUST TELL ME WHAT KIND OF PERSON 2339 01:22:14,630 --> 01:22:16,332 COMES UP WITH SUCH A DEVIOUS THING. 2340 01:22:16,365 --> 01:22:20,003 I'M NOT SUCH A NICE GUY ALL THE TIME, OKAY? 2341 01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:21,637 I ADMIT THAT. 2342 01:22:21,670 --> 01:22:23,506 I HAVE A LOT OF TRAINING IN DECEIT, YOU KNOW? 2343 01:22:23,539 --> 01:22:26,575 IT'S AN OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD. 2344 01:22:26,609 --> 01:22:29,278 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT ME 2345 01:22:29,312 --> 01:22:30,613 THAT I HAVE TO FALL FOR TIN MEN. 2346 01:22:30,646 --> 01:22:33,482 I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF CHARACTER FLAW DO I HAVE? 2347 01:22:35,651 --> 01:22:39,155 I DIDN'T WANT TO COME HERE, YOU KNOW? 2348 01:22:39,188 --> 01:22:41,157 I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO EVER SEE YOU AGAIN. 2349 01:22:41,190 --> 01:22:43,792 I GOT THIS FAR IN MY LIFE WITHOUT EVER HAVING 2350 01:22:43,826 --> 01:22:45,694 THIS KIND OF STUFF HAPPEN TO ME, YOU KNOW? 2351 01:22:45,728 --> 01:22:47,263 I WAS DOING OKAY IN MY LIFE. 2352 01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:49,432 I WAS SAILING ALONG PRETTY GOOD, YOU KNOW? 2353 01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:51,667 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I DECIDED 2354 01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:55,038 TO--TO GET EVEN WITH SOME CRAZY GUY 2355 01:22:55,071 --> 01:22:57,440 AND I'M--I'M, UH... 2356 01:22:57,473 --> 01:22:58,541 I'M HERE. 2357 01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:05,181 THE WET BECOMES YOU. 2358 01:23:05,214 --> 01:23:06,815 GETS RID OF SOME OF THE SLICKNESS. 2359 01:23:13,189 --> 01:23:15,824 I HATE THE FACT THAT I'M NOT IN CONTROL OF THIS STUFF. 2360 01:23:20,596 --> 01:23:23,732 BUT IF I GOTTA HAVE THIS STUFF IN MY LIFE, WELL... 2361 01:23:23,766 --> 01:23:27,370 I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE. 2362 01:23:27,403 --> 01:23:31,707 I WANNA... 2363 01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:34,143 YOU KNOW? 2364 01:23:34,177 --> 01:23:38,547 I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, OKAY? 2365 01:23:38,581 --> 01:23:39,882 OKAY, I SAID IT. 2366 01:23:39,915 --> 01:23:42,418 I SAID IT AND I'M GLAD. 2367 01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:46,722 I WANT TO BE WITH YOU. 2368 01:23:46,755 --> 01:23:48,857 BECAUSE I MISS YOU. 2369 01:23:48,891 --> 01:23:50,859 AND I LOVE YOU. 2370 01:23:50,893 --> 01:23:53,862 AND I WANT TO MARRY YOU. 2371 01:23:53,896 --> 01:23:55,764 AND THAT'S THAT. 2372 01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:03,106 I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE ROMANTIC. 2373 01:24:07,243 --> 01:24:09,445 BUT OKAY. 2374 01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:16,852 [playing Social Security] 2375 01:24:16,885 --> 01:24:19,355 * SOCIAL SECURITY 2376 01:24:19,388 --> 01:24:22,425 * EVERY TIME WE'RE TOGETHER 2377 01:24:22,458 --> 01:24:24,627 * AH HA 2378 01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:25,894 * I'LL BE GOOD TO HER 2379 01:24:25,928 --> 01:24:26,895 * SHE'LL BE GOOD 2380 01:24:26,929 --> 01:24:28,864 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS. 2381 01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:30,533 THE BROAD SMASHES HIS CAR. 2382 01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:31,867 HE TAKES HER DANCING. 2383 01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:35,204 MUST BE A DATING RITUAL I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH. 2384 01:24:35,238 --> 01:24:38,274 YOU GONNA COME HOME WITH ME TONIGHT? 2385 01:24:38,307 --> 01:24:39,308 I DON'T KNOW. 2386 01:24:39,342 --> 01:24:40,709 ALL MY STUFF'S OVER AT NELLIE'S. 2387 01:24:40,743 --> 01:24:42,578 THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN. 2388 01:24:42,611 --> 01:24:43,612 AND? 2389 01:24:43,646 --> 01:24:45,614 [laughs] 2390 01:24:45,648 --> 01:24:46,615 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 2391 01:24:46,649 --> 01:24:47,716 I'LL GO BACK TO THE HOUSE. 2392 01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:48,751 THERE'S A FEW THINGS I LEFT BEHIND. 2393 01:24:48,784 --> 01:24:50,419 YEAH. 2394 01:24:50,453 --> 01:24:52,788 YEAH, I'LL SPEND THE NIGHT. 2395 01:24:52,821 --> 01:24:55,391 B.B.'S A PRETTY GOOD TIN MAN THOUGH, HUH? 2396 01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:56,325 PRETTY GOOD? 2397 01:24:56,359 --> 01:24:59,395 JEEZ, THE MAN'S WHAT LEGENDS ARE MADE OF. 2398 01:24:59,428 --> 01:25:01,597 STARTED SELLING POTS AND PANS DOOR TO DOOR 2399 01:25:01,630 --> 01:25:03,299 WHEN HE WAS 16. 2400 01:25:03,332 --> 01:25:04,667 NOTHING HE CAN'T SELL. 2401 01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:08,471 I'M GLAD THIS IS WORKING OUT. 2402 01:25:08,504 --> 01:25:11,674 YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY, HUH? 2403 01:25:11,707 --> 01:25:12,808 YEAH. 2404 01:25:12,841 --> 01:25:15,278 YOU DON'T SHOW A GREAT DEAL OF EXUBERANCE, YOU KNOW. 2405 01:25:15,311 --> 01:25:18,647 WELL, HONEY, FOR ME, I'M A PARADE. 2406 01:25:18,681 --> 01:25:26,655 * 2407 01:25:33,462 --> 01:25:38,534 "UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT SEIZURE." 2408 01:25:56,852 --> 01:25:57,786 WHAT HAPPENED? 2409 01:25:57,820 --> 01:26:00,022 IRS. 2410 01:26:00,055 --> 01:26:01,857 THEY NEED MY FURNITURE. 2411 01:26:01,890 --> 01:26:03,792 THE GOT A LIVING ROOM SOMEWHERE IN THE COUNTRY 2412 01:26:03,826 --> 01:26:04,860 THAT NEEDS TO BE FURNISHED. 2413 01:26:04,893 --> 01:26:06,662 THEY'RE TAKING THE FURNITURE? 2414 01:26:06,695 --> 01:26:08,631 FURNITURE, THE WHOLE HOUSE. 2415 01:26:08,664 --> 01:26:10,499 LOCKED IT UP. 2416 01:26:10,533 --> 01:26:11,534 CONFISCATED IT. 2417 01:26:11,567 --> 01:26:13,969 WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, YOU KNOW? 2418 01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:15,704 YOU EXPECT SOME PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT? 2419 01:26:15,738 --> 01:26:17,873 YOU'RE SOME SPECIAL CASE? 2420 01:26:17,906 --> 01:26:19,842 YOU GOTTA PAY YOUR TAXES JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 2421 01:26:19,875 --> 01:26:22,378 HAS TO PAY THEIR TAXES. 2422 01:26:22,411 --> 01:26:24,680 OH, NO, THIS SEEMS TO BE A RESPONSIBILITY 2423 01:26:24,713 --> 01:26:26,749 YOU JUST CAN'T GET A HANDLE ON. 2424 01:26:26,782 --> 01:26:30,886 WELL, I WAS DOING PRETTY GOOD THERE FOR A WHILE. 2425 01:26:30,919 --> 01:26:34,490 HAD MY HOUSE, HAD A WIFE, 2426 01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:36,825 CADILLAC. 2427 01:26:36,859 --> 01:26:40,396 STILL GOT THE CADILLAC. 2428 01:26:40,429 --> 01:26:41,430 [grunts] 2429 01:26:42,931 --> 01:26:44,667 SO WHERE ARE YOU GONNA SLEEP? 2430 01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,535 I'LL STAY AT SAM'S FOR A COUPLE NIGHTS 2431 01:26:46,569 --> 01:26:49,071 UNTIL I GET SET UP. 2432 01:26:49,104 --> 01:26:51,607 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY? 2433 01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:53,709 WELL, I THOUGHT THERE MIGHT JUST BE A COUPLE THINGS 2434 01:26:53,742 --> 01:26:55,344 YOU DIDN'T THROW OUT OF THE HOUSE. 2435 01:26:55,378 --> 01:26:57,413 I COUPLE THINGS, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T FIND ON THE LAWN. 2436 01:26:57,446 --> 01:26:58,514 [laughs] I DON'T KNOW. 2437 01:26:58,547 --> 01:27:00,883 I DID A PRETTY GOOD HOUSE CLEANING NUMBER ON YOU. 2438 01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:03,586 [both laugh] 2439 01:27:03,619 --> 01:27:06,589 LISTEN, ABOUT THE DIVORCE. 2440 01:27:06,622 --> 01:27:08,591 YOU WANNA FILE OR SHOULD I FILE? 2441 01:27:08,624 --> 01:27:11,360 NORA, I GOTTA LEVEL WITH YOU. 2442 01:27:11,394 --> 01:27:13,529 THIS GUY IS NUTS. 2443 01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:14,763 HE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT. 2444 01:27:14,797 --> 01:27:16,432 ALL ABOUT YOU THREW EGGS AT HIM. 2445 01:27:16,465 --> 01:27:17,900 HE TOLD YOU IT WAS ABOUT EGGS? 2446 01:27:17,933 --> 01:27:18,967 NO, NOT IT WAS ABOUT IT. 2447 01:27:19,001 --> 01:27:20,469 THE GUY TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY HOUSE 2448 01:27:20,503 --> 01:27:21,637 AND STEAL THINGS FROM ME. 2449 01:27:21,670 --> 01:27:22,771 HE WAS LOOKING FOR ME. 2450 01:27:22,805 --> 01:27:23,772 WE HAD AN ARGUMENT. 2451 01:27:23,806 --> 01:27:24,807 IF YOU MARRY THIS GUY, 2452 01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:25,908 IT'D BE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE 2453 01:27:25,941 --> 01:27:26,942 YOU EVER MADE IN YOUR LIFE. 2454 01:27:26,975 --> 01:27:28,076 OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. 2455 01:27:28,110 --> 01:27:29,445 IT'S NOT FOR YOU TO MAKE DECISIONS FOR ME. 2456 01:27:29,478 --> 01:27:30,779 I THINK I SHOULD. 2457 01:27:30,813 --> 01:27:31,814 I THINK YOU'RE BEING MISLED. 2458 01:27:31,847 --> 01:27:33,549 I THINK-- I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSED. 2459 01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:34,650 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 2460 01:27:34,683 --> 01:27:37,085 NORA, I KNOW ABOUT GUYS. 2461 01:27:37,119 --> 01:27:38,754 YEAH, WELL, I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN. 2462 01:27:38,787 --> 01:27:40,789 BUT IT'S NOT FOR YOU TO MAKE DECISIONS FOR ME. 2463 01:27:40,823 --> 01:27:42,458 BUT THIS GUY IS ABOUT AS BAD A CHOICE 2464 01:27:42,491 --> 01:27:43,592 AS YOU COULD MAKE. 2465 01:27:43,626 --> 01:27:44,627 BAD CHOICE. 2466 01:27:44,660 --> 01:27:45,628 YOU'RE A GOOD ONE TO GIVE ADVICE. 2467 01:27:45,661 --> 01:27:46,762 LOOK AT YOU. 2468 01:27:46,795 --> 01:27:47,930 YOU'RE SITTING ON YOUR PORCH, LOCKED OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. 2469 01:27:47,963 --> 01:27:49,332 YOU CAN'T EVEN PAY YOUR TAXES. 2470 01:27:49,365 --> 01:27:51,467 AND YOU WANT TO GIVE ME ADVICE ON LIFE? 2471 01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,569 I'M NOT GIVING YOU A DIVORCE AND THAT'S IT. 2472 01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:55,103 I'M LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR WELFARE. 2473 01:27:55,137 --> 01:27:56,071 NO DIVORCE. 2474 01:27:56,104 --> 01:27:57,440 LO-- 2475 01:27:57,473 --> 01:27:59,508 IT'S FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT 2476 01:27:59,542 --> 01:28:00,843 AND YOU'LL THANK ME FOR IT. 2477 01:28:04,380 --> 01:28:07,683 MY BENEFIT? 2478 01:28:07,716 --> 01:28:09,785 YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME. 2479 01:28:09,818 --> 01:28:12,655 YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHO I MARRY. 2480 01:28:12,688 --> 01:28:14,790 THE REASON YOU DON'T WANT ME TO MARRY HIM 2481 01:28:14,823 --> 01:28:16,492 IS BECAUSE HE'S THE MAN TAKING YOUR WIFE. 2482 01:28:16,525 --> 01:28:17,826 AND YOU GOT-- YOU GOT THIS THING WITH HIM. 2483 01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:19,495 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. 2484 01:28:19,528 --> 01:28:20,663 THAT'S ALL. THAT'S ALL. 2485 01:28:20,696 --> 01:28:22,498 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME. 2486 01:28:22,531 --> 01:28:24,833 IT'S THE SAME BULLSHIT YOU'RE DOING. 2487 01:28:24,867 --> 01:28:26,769 THAT'S THE WAY IT ALWAYS IS WITH YOU, TILLEY. 2488 01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:28,771 IT'S ALWAYS YOU. IT'S YOU. 2489 01:28:28,804 --> 01:28:30,005 THE IRS, THEY'RE TAKING YOUR HOUSE. 2490 01:28:30,038 --> 01:28:31,607 THEY'RE TAKING YOUR FURNITURE. 2491 01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:33,442 YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT 2492 01:28:33,476 --> 01:28:34,777 MY THINGS IN THE HOUSE, YOU KNOW? 2493 01:28:34,810 --> 01:28:35,844 I GOT THINGS IN THAT HOUSE 2494 01:28:35,878 --> 01:28:37,045 I WORKED DAMN HARD FOR. 2495 01:28:37,079 --> 01:28:39,014 THINGS THAT WERE GIVEN TO ME BY MY FAMILY. 2496 01:28:39,047 --> 01:28:41,784 THE HEADBOARD WAS GIVEN TO ME BY AUNT JOSEPHINE. 2497 01:28:41,817 --> 01:28:43,619 THAT'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST 100-- 2498 01:28:43,652 --> 01:28:45,020 YOU KNOW, 50 YEARS OLD, OR-- 2499 01:28:45,053 --> 01:28:46,489 YOU KNOW, IT'S OLD! 2500 01:28:46,522 --> 01:28:48,791 AND THE HAND-EMBROIDERED FOOTSTOOL, AND-- 2501 01:28:48,824 --> 01:28:50,893 WHAT FOOTSTOOL? 2502 01:28:50,926 --> 01:28:55,398 THE HAND-EMBROIDERED FOOTSTOOL OVER BY THE TV, YOU-- 2503 01:28:56,832 --> 01:28:59,402 I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING THAT. 2504 01:28:59,435 --> 01:29:00,536 IT'S GRANNY'S. 2505 01:29:00,569 --> 01:29:01,570 IT'S BEEN THERE FOREVER. 2506 01:29:01,604 --> 01:29:02,705 IT BELONGED TO MY GRANNY. 2507 01:29:02,738 --> 01:29:04,139 IT'S BEEN THERE FOREVER? 2508 01:29:04,172 --> 01:29:05,641 I'VE NEVER SEEN IT. 2509 01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:07,743 THAT'S THE WAY IT IS WITH YOU, TILLEY. 2510 01:29:07,776 --> 01:29:09,545 YOU JUST--IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU. 2511 01:29:09,578 --> 01:29:14,182 YOU DON'T CARE IF THEY TAKE IT ALL AWAY. 2512 01:29:14,216 --> 01:29:15,518 IT'S ALL YOU, TILLEY. 2513 01:29:15,551 --> 01:29:17,986 HUH. 2514 01:29:18,020 --> 01:29:21,123 IT'S ALL IT'S EVER BEEN. 2515 01:29:29,598 --> 01:29:30,999 [car door shuts] 2516 01:29:31,033 --> 01:29:32,501 [engine revs] 2517 01:29:32,535 --> 01:29:35,070 [tires chirp] 2518 01:29:35,103 --> 01:29:38,073 HAND-EMBROIDERED FOOTSTOOL? 2519 01:29:38,106 --> 01:29:41,043 [gentle music] 2520 01:29:41,076 --> 01:29:45,781 * 2521 01:29:45,814 --> 01:29:47,583 THANKS FOR THE LIFT BACK, B.B. 2522 01:29:47,616 --> 01:29:50,085 OKAY, STANLEY. 2523 01:29:50,118 --> 01:29:51,620 SEE YOU AROUND. 2524 01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:25,888 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, STANLEY? 2525 01:30:25,921 --> 01:30:28,290 I COULD ALWAYS SMELL A MAN THAT'S NOT MADE OF TIN. 2526 01:30:28,323 --> 01:30:32,628 STEALING FILES IS AGAINST THE LAW. 2527 01:30:32,661 --> 01:30:33,829 I COULD CALL THE COPS RIGHT NOW. 2528 01:30:33,862 --> 01:30:34,897 YOU'D BE IN JAIL. 2529 01:30:34,930 --> 01:30:36,932 NO, UH-- I'LL--I'LL PUT IT BACK 2530 01:30:36,965 --> 01:30:38,133 AND NOBODY'S THE WISER. 2531 01:30:38,166 --> 01:30:41,937 YOU'RE FROM THE COMMISSION, AREN'T YOU? 2532 01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:43,171 THE COMMISSION DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH INFORMATION, HUH? 2533 01:30:43,205 --> 01:30:47,075 THEY GOTTA HIRE GUYS LIKE YOU TO SNOOP AROUND? 2534 01:30:47,109 --> 01:30:49,978 WE'RE JUST STARTING OUT. 2535 01:30:50,012 --> 01:30:52,648 IF I CAN GET SOME GOOD, HARD FACTS OF SOME INFRACTIONS, 2536 01:30:52,681 --> 01:30:54,082 THEN WE'LL HAVE CREDIBILITY IN THE COMMUNITY. 2537 01:30:54,116 --> 01:30:56,819 YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR BIG PROBLEM IS, STANLEY? 2538 01:30:56,852 --> 01:30:58,854 YOU'RE LAZY. 2539 01:30:58,887 --> 01:31:01,189 YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOME STUFF? 2540 01:31:01,223 --> 01:31:02,958 DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU TO PICK UP A PHONE 2541 01:31:02,991 --> 01:31:04,192 AND DEVELOP A LEAD, HUH? 2542 01:31:04,226 --> 01:31:05,861 CANVAS--THAT'S WHAT WE DO ALL THE TIME. 2543 01:31:05,894 --> 01:31:07,630 IT DOESN'T OCCUR TO YOU, DOES IT, STANLEY? 2544 01:31:07,663 --> 01:31:10,666 BECAUSE YOU'RE LAZY. 2545 01:31:10,699 --> 01:31:12,668 YOU THINK WE DID SOMETHING WRONG, 2546 01:31:12,701 --> 01:31:14,002 WHY DON'T YOU COLLECT YOUR EVIDENCE 2547 01:31:14,036 --> 01:31:16,271 IN A LEGAL MANNER? 2548 01:31:16,304 --> 01:31:17,673 BUT YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, DO YOU? 2549 01:31:17,706 --> 01:31:18,941 YOU WANT TO SNOOP AROUND. 2550 01:31:18,974 --> 01:31:20,543 YOU WANT TO STEAL SOME FILES. 2551 01:31:20,576 --> 01:31:21,710 WHAT IS THIS? 2552 01:31:21,744 --> 01:31:22,811 ELLIOT NESS OR SOMETHING? 2553 01:31:22,845 --> 01:31:23,779 [laughs] 2554 01:31:23,812 --> 01:31:25,347 EE! 2555 01:31:25,380 --> 01:31:27,049 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 2556 01:31:27,082 --> 01:31:28,684 HUH? 2557 01:31:28,717 --> 01:31:32,721 THINK THIS IS SOME BIG TIME DRUG RING, STANLEY? 2558 01:31:32,755 --> 01:31:33,822 WHAT DO YOU THINK, 2559 01:31:33,856 --> 01:31:36,191 YOU'RE INFILTRATING THE MAFIA? 2560 01:31:36,224 --> 01:31:37,693 WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF GUYS TRYING 2561 01:31:37,726 --> 01:31:41,697 TO SELL SOME ALUMINUM SIDING, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 2562 01:31:41,730 --> 01:31:42,831 IF YOU WANT SOME FILES, 2563 01:31:42,865 --> 01:31:47,002 I'LL GIVE YOU SOME FILES. 2564 01:31:47,035 --> 01:31:49,171 SOME OF THE JOBS THAT I'VE DONE. 2565 01:31:49,204 --> 01:31:50,338 LEAVE MOE OUT OF IT. 2566 01:31:50,372 --> 01:31:52,808 HE'S QUIT THE BUSINESS. 2567 01:31:52,841 --> 01:31:54,276 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 2568 01:32:04,252 --> 01:32:06,321 WELL, MAYBE IF I TALK TO HIM ANOTHER DAY, 2569 01:32:06,354 --> 01:32:07,923 HE'LL CHANGE HIS MIND. 2570 01:32:07,956 --> 01:32:08,924 YOU KNOW, HE'S LIKE THAT. 2571 01:32:08,957 --> 01:32:10,192 I MEAN, ONE DAY, HE'S ONE WAY. 2572 01:32:10,225 --> 01:32:11,760 ANOTHER DAY, HE'S ANOTHER WAY. 2573 01:32:11,794 --> 01:32:12,928 THERE'S NO NEED TO TALK TO HIM. 2574 01:32:12,961 --> 01:32:14,730 HE'S PROBABLY PRETTY UPSET, YOU KNOW? 2575 01:32:14,763 --> 01:32:17,600 ABOUT THE IRS TAKING THE HOUSE AND STUFF. 2576 01:32:17,633 --> 01:32:19,702 EVER SEE A VOLKSWAGEN? 2577 01:32:19,735 --> 01:32:20,703 HUH? 2578 01:32:20,736 --> 01:32:22,905 YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE LITTLE CARS. 2579 01:32:22,938 --> 01:32:24,707 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 2580 01:32:24,740 --> 01:32:26,074 NOTHING. 2581 01:32:26,108 --> 01:32:28,877 I JUST THINK THEY'RE INTERESTING. 2582 01:32:42,958 --> 01:32:44,392 [Dusty Springfield's Wishing and Hoping] 2583 01:32:44,426 --> 01:32:45,928 * WISHING AND HOPING 2584 01:32:45,961 --> 01:32:48,731 * AND THINKING AND PRAYING 2585 01:32:48,764 --> 01:32:50,733 [balls clack] 2586 01:32:50,766 --> 01:32:54,236 HEY, TILLEY, MR. MERENGUE IS HERE. 2587 01:32:54,269 --> 01:32:57,940 * THAT WON'T GET YOU INTO HIS ARMS * 2588 01:32:57,973 --> 01:32:59,775 [balls clack] 2589 01:32:59,808 --> 01:33:02,444 * TO FIND LOVE 2590 01:33:02,477 --> 01:33:07,115 * YOU CAN SHARE 2591 01:33:07,149 --> 01:33:08,150 * ALL YOU GOTTA DO 2592 01:33:08,183 --> 01:33:10,653 CAN I TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE, 2593 01:33:10,686 --> 01:33:13,155 OR DO WE HAVE TO TALK OVER 14 POOL TABLES? 2594 01:33:16,491 --> 01:33:19,227 * SHOW HIM THAT YOU CARE 2595 01:33:19,261 --> 01:33:21,429 * JUST FOR HIM 2596 01:33:21,463 --> 01:33:25,100 * DO THE THINGS HE LIKES TO DO * 2597 01:33:25,133 --> 01:33:27,469 * WEAR YOUR HAIR 2598 01:33:27,502 --> 01:33:29,838 * JUST FOR HIM 2599 01:33:29,872 --> 01:33:32,808 * 'CAUSE YOU WON'T GET HIM 2600 01:33:32,841 --> 01:33:35,911 OKAY, UH, 2601 01:33:35,944 --> 01:33:37,846 WE GOT ENOUGH GOING DOWN BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, I KNOW. 2602 01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:39,347 BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER 2603 01:33:39,381 --> 01:33:41,684 IS I LOVE YOUR WIFE AND I WANT TO MARRY HER. 2604 01:33:44,019 --> 01:33:46,088 WELL, I DON'T CARE WHO SHE MARRIES. 2605 01:33:46,121 --> 01:33:47,422 BUT I DON'T WANT HER MARRYING YOU. 2606 01:33:47,455 --> 01:33:49,825 YOU THINK WE COULD DISCUSS THIS 2607 01:33:49,858 --> 01:33:51,927 IN A NICE, RATIONAL MANNER? 2608 01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:53,796 RATIONAL? 2609 01:33:53,829 --> 01:33:54,930 YOU'RE GONNA BE RATIONAL? 2610 01:33:54,963 --> 01:33:58,200 LOOK, I KNOW WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 2611 01:33:58,233 --> 01:34:00,335 BUT I'D LIKE TO TRY TO ISOLATE 2612 01:34:00,368 --> 01:34:02,337 THIS ONE PARTICULAR SITUATION. 2613 01:34:02,370 --> 01:34:06,108 ISOLATE, HUH? ISOLATE. 2614 01:34:06,141 --> 01:34:09,211 I LIKE THIS KIND OF TALK. 2615 01:34:09,244 --> 01:34:11,513 WHAT THE HELL NONSENSE IS THAT? 2616 01:34:11,546 --> 01:34:13,782 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING 2617 01:34:13,816 --> 01:34:16,518 TO GAIN FROM THIS THING HERE, HUH? 2618 01:34:16,551 --> 01:34:17,820 OH, WELL, WAIT A SECOND. 2619 01:34:17,853 --> 01:34:19,187 I GOTTA ISOLATE THAT FOR A MOMENT 2620 01:34:19,221 --> 01:34:20,522 AND THINK IT OVER. 2621 01:34:20,555 --> 01:34:24,392 YOU KNOW, NOBODY BENEFITS FROM MAKING ME MAD. 2622 01:34:24,426 --> 01:34:26,128 YOU OUGHTA HEAR YOURSELF, PAL. 2623 01:34:26,161 --> 01:34:27,362 YOU KNOW THAT? 2624 01:34:27,395 --> 01:34:28,997 YOU OUGHTA LISTEN TO THE WAY YOU TALK. 2625 01:34:29,031 --> 01:34:31,133 YOU COME IN HERE, YOU WANT TO TAKE MY WIFE. 2626 01:34:31,166 --> 01:34:32,901 YOU WANT TO ISOLATE THIS SITUATION. 2627 01:34:32,935 --> 01:34:34,202 YOU WANT TO BE RATIONAL. 2628 01:34:34,236 --> 01:34:36,071 I GOT NO TOLERANCE FOR YOU, MISTER. 2629 01:34:36,104 --> 01:34:38,140 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 2630 01:34:38,173 --> 01:34:39,842 SO I GATHER WHAT YOU'RE SAYING 2631 01:34:39,875 --> 01:34:42,044 IS THAT THERE'S NO USE UH, DISCUSSING THIS. 2632 01:34:42,077 --> 01:34:46,882 IS THAT IT? 2633 01:34:46,915 --> 01:34:49,752 YOU LIKE POOL? 2634 01:34:49,785 --> 01:34:54,222 I ENJOY THE GAME. 2635 01:34:54,256 --> 01:34:57,392 WHY DON'T WE PLAY A LITTLE GAME OF EIGHT BALL? 2636 01:34:57,425 --> 01:35:02,530 IF I LOSE, I CONSENT TO THE DIVORCE. 2637 01:35:02,564 --> 01:35:04,566 IF YOU LOSE, 2638 01:35:04,599 --> 01:35:06,401 YOU GIVE UP NORA. 2639 01:35:06,434 --> 01:35:08,804 WALK AWAY FROM HER. 2640 01:35:14,209 --> 01:35:15,443 RACK 'EM. 2641 01:35:28,456 --> 01:35:29,925 (Tilley) HEY, WAYNE. 2642 01:35:29,958 --> 01:35:31,026 TILLEY. 2643 01:35:31,059 --> 01:35:32,928 WASN'T THAT THE GOOF FROM THE COMMISSION? 2644 01:35:32,961 --> 01:35:33,896 MASTERS, YEAH. 2645 01:35:33,929 --> 01:35:35,597 WHAT THE HELL'S HE DOING HANGING AROUND HERE. 2646 01:35:35,630 --> 01:35:37,065 WANTS SOME INFORMATION. 2647 01:35:37,099 --> 01:35:38,566 I NAILED HIS ASS GOOD. 2648 01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:39,868 YEAH? WHOO! 2649 01:35:39,902 --> 01:35:40,969 CAN'T LAY A FINGER ON ME. 2650 01:35:41,003 --> 01:35:42,104 OH, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN ME. 2651 01:35:42,137 --> 01:35:44,306 I WAS RESPECTFUL, COURTEOUS. 2652 01:35:44,339 --> 01:35:46,374 BUT I WAS SLIPPIN' AND SLIDIN'. 2653 01:35:46,408 --> 01:35:47,409 THEY COULDN'T TOUCH ME. 2654 01:35:47,442 --> 01:35:48,276 [laughs] 2655 01:35:48,310 --> 01:35:49,444 LISTEN, TILLEY, I GOT A REAL PROBLEM. 2656 01:35:49,477 --> 01:35:51,446 LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK. 2657 01:35:51,479 --> 01:35:52,981 ALL RIGHT. 2658 01:35:53,015 --> 01:35:56,484 HOPE IT'S NOT A BIG PROBLEM. 2659 01:35:56,518 --> 01:35:59,387 YOU'RE GONNA SELL ME OUT TO THE COMMISSION? 2660 01:35:59,421 --> 01:36:00,488 WING, AM I HEARING THIS RIGHT? 2661 01:36:00,522 --> 01:36:02,124 I'M FRONT WITH YOU ON THIS. 2662 01:36:02,157 --> 01:36:03,591 I'M UP FRONT WITH YOU ON THIS, TILLEY. 2663 01:36:03,625 --> 01:36:05,327 I GOT MY BALLS IN A VICE. WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 2664 01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:07,129 IS THIS BECAUSE OF THE MONEY I OWE YOU? 2665 01:36:07,162 --> 01:36:08,230 I MEAN, ARE YOU JUST PISSED? 2666 01:36:08,263 --> 01:36:10,565 TILLEY, THIS HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MONEY. 2667 01:36:10,598 --> 01:36:12,134 [scoffs] 2668 01:36:12,167 --> 01:36:13,969 YOU'RE GONNA SELL ME OUT? 2669 01:36:14,002 --> 01:36:15,971 YOU'RE GONNA LET 'EM BURY ME? 2670 01:36:16,004 --> 01:36:17,472 JESUS CHRIST, WING. 2671 01:36:17,505 --> 01:36:19,975 JESUS CHRIST. 2672 01:36:20,008 --> 01:36:21,977 I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO WORK IN THIS BUSINESS? 2673 01:36:22,010 --> 01:36:24,079 WING, THIS IS MY CHOSEN FIELD. 2674 01:36:24,112 --> 01:36:27,850 MASTERS WAS GONNA TEAR THIS COMPANY APART. 2675 01:36:27,883 --> 01:36:29,451 YOU'RE THE LOW MAN ON THE TOTEM POLE. 2676 01:36:29,484 --> 01:36:31,519 THERE'S A LOT OF GUYS MAKING A GOOD LIVING. 2677 01:36:31,553 --> 01:36:33,421 THERE'S NO SENSE FOR THE WHOLE THING TO GO UP IN SMOKE. 2678 01:36:33,455 --> 01:36:34,356 YOU UNDERSTAND, TILLEY? 2679 01:36:34,389 --> 01:36:35,423 IT'S JUST BUSINESS. 2680 01:36:35,457 --> 01:36:37,492 JESUS CHRIST. 2681 01:36:37,525 --> 01:36:39,661 YOU'RE IN FOR OVER TWO GRAND ON THE BOOKS. 2682 01:36:39,694 --> 01:36:42,931 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL WIPE THE SLATE. 2683 01:36:42,965 --> 01:36:46,101 AND HERE. 2684 01:36:46,134 --> 01:36:48,170 I'LL GIVE YOU A THOU... 2685 01:36:48,203 --> 01:36:50,538 TO GET SET UP. 2686 01:36:50,572 --> 01:36:52,274 I CAN'T DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT. 2687 01:36:52,307 --> 01:36:55,443 YOU SELL ME OUT FOR A LOUSY $3,000. 2688 01:36:55,477 --> 01:36:59,014 $3,000 AND I GOTTA GO DOWN THE TOILET? 2689 01:36:59,047 --> 01:37:00,515 JESUS, WING. 2690 01:37:00,548 --> 01:37:01,950 I MEAN, HOW LONG THE TWO OF US 2691 01:37:01,984 --> 01:37:04,152 BEEN BUSTIN' OUR ASSES TOGETHER, HUH? 2692 01:37:04,186 --> 01:37:05,988 WE GOT A HISTORY TO THIS RELATIONSHIP, 2693 01:37:06,021 --> 01:37:07,022 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 2694 01:37:07,055 --> 01:37:08,023 MASTERS COMES ALONG, 2695 01:37:08,056 --> 01:37:09,191 PUTS A LITTLE SQUEEZE ON YOU, 2696 01:37:09,224 --> 01:37:11,159 AND YOU SELL ME OUT. 2697 01:37:11,193 --> 01:37:12,394 $3,000. 2698 01:37:12,427 --> 01:37:13,695 THE BOTTOM LINE, TILLEY, 2699 01:37:13,728 --> 01:37:17,399 IS THIS IS JUST BUSINESS. 2700 01:37:17,432 --> 01:37:20,135 HERE. 2701 01:37:20,168 --> 01:37:22,304 IT'S ANOTHER DEUCE. 2702 01:37:22,337 --> 01:37:25,540 I CARRIED YOU FOR A LONG TIME, TILLEY. 2703 01:37:25,573 --> 01:37:27,542 I'VE DONE A DAMN SIGHT MORE 2704 01:37:27,575 --> 01:37:29,044 THAN A LOT OF OTHER GUYS WOULD'VE DONE FOR YOU 2705 01:37:29,077 --> 01:37:32,047 AND I DON'T SEE ANY GRATITUDE FROM YOU. 2706 01:37:40,455 --> 01:37:42,257 YOU COULD FINISH UP WHEN YOU LIKE. 2707 01:37:46,061 --> 01:37:47,930 I'M SORRY, TILLEY. 2708 01:37:47,963 --> 01:37:49,597 IT'S THE WAY OF THE WORLD. 2709 01:37:55,703 --> 01:37:58,673 [Fine Young Cannibal's As Hard As It Is] 2710 01:37:58,706 --> 01:38:01,944 * OOH OOH 2711 01:38:01,977 --> 01:38:04,512 * WHOA OH OH OH OOH OOH 2712 01:38:04,546 --> 01:38:09,284 * OOH OOH OH OH 2713 01:38:09,317 --> 01:38:13,121 * 2714 01:38:13,155 --> 01:38:16,724 * OOH EE 2715 01:38:16,758 --> 01:38:20,963 * AS HARD AS IT IS 2716 01:38:20,996 --> 01:38:25,133 [motorized seat hums] 2717 01:38:25,167 --> 01:38:29,437 * AS HARD AS IT IS 2718 01:38:29,471 --> 01:38:31,273 * WHOA OH 2719 01:38:31,306 --> 01:38:36,211 * AS HARD AS IT IS 2720 01:38:36,244 --> 01:38:39,447 * OH NO 2721 01:38:39,481 --> 01:38:42,117 * AS HARD AS IT IS 2722 01:38:42,150 --> 01:38:45,153 [sea gulls squawking] 2723 01:38:51,593 --> 01:38:52,627 (Nora) BILL, BETTER HURRY UP. 2724 01:38:52,660 --> 01:38:54,462 EVERYTHING'S READY. 2725 01:38:54,496 --> 01:38:57,132 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE UP SO EARLY. 2726 01:38:57,165 --> 01:38:58,333 THIS IS A RARE OCCASION. 2727 01:38:58,366 --> 01:39:01,236 YEAH, I GOT SOME BUSINESS I HAVE TO ATTEND TO DOWNTOWN. 2728 01:39:01,269 --> 01:39:02,470 TOAST'LL BE READY IN A SECOND. 2729 01:39:02,504 --> 01:39:04,639 IF THIS THING'S WORKING, I DON'T KNOW. 2730 01:39:06,708 --> 01:39:09,111 NORA. 2731 01:39:09,144 --> 01:39:10,678 I LIED TO YOU THE OTHER DAY. 2732 01:39:10,712 --> 01:39:12,580 HOW SO? 2733 01:39:12,614 --> 01:39:16,018 I WENT TO SEE TILLEY ABOUT THE DIVORCE. 2734 01:39:16,051 --> 01:39:18,253 HE WASN'T VERY REASONABLE AND, UH, 2735 01:39:18,286 --> 01:39:19,354 YOU KNOW, ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER. 2736 01:39:19,387 --> 01:39:23,158 SO WE DECIDED FINALLY TO SHOOT SOME POOL 2737 01:39:23,191 --> 01:39:24,292 TO DECIDE THE MATTER. 2738 01:39:24,326 --> 01:39:25,193 WHAT? 2739 01:39:25,227 --> 01:39:27,529 WE DECIDED TO SHOOT SOME POOL, YOU KNOW? 2740 01:39:27,562 --> 01:39:29,364 IF I WON, HE WOULD GIVE YOU UP. 2741 01:39:29,397 --> 01:39:32,200 AND IF I LOST, I WOULD GIVE YOU UP. 2742 01:39:32,234 --> 01:39:34,169 YOU SHOT POOL FOR ME? 2743 01:39:34,202 --> 01:39:36,304 I HAD NO CHOICE. 2744 01:39:36,338 --> 01:39:38,173 THAT'S THE MOST DESPICABLE THING 2745 01:39:38,206 --> 01:39:39,507 I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE. 2746 01:39:39,541 --> 01:39:40,375 I MEAN, THAT'S DISGUSTING. 2747 01:39:40,408 --> 01:39:42,677 SHOOTING POOL TO DETERMINE MY FUTURE! 2748 01:39:42,710 --> 01:39:45,313 NORA, I HAD NO CHOICE. 2749 01:39:45,347 --> 01:39:47,549 THE TOAST IS READY. 2750 01:39:47,582 --> 01:39:49,651 GET IT YOURSELF! 2751 01:39:49,684 --> 01:39:52,054 HEY, I'M ONLY TRYING TO BE HONEST, YOU KNOW? 2752 01:39:52,087 --> 01:39:54,189 I'M TO, UH, TELL YOU WHAT'S ON MY MIND. 2753 01:39:54,222 --> 01:39:56,791 WHAT'S ON MY CONSCIENCE, YOU KNOW? 2754 01:39:56,824 --> 01:39:59,161 WHICH ONE OF THESE THINGS IS YOURS? 2755 01:39:59,194 --> 01:40:00,495 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU EAT BOTH OF 'EM? 2756 01:40:00,528 --> 01:40:03,465 MAYBE YOU CAN CHOKE TO DEATH ON ONE OF 'EM. 2757 01:40:03,498 --> 01:40:05,500 HOW COULD BE SO... 2758 01:40:05,533 --> 01:40:07,535 HOW COULD YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW WRONG THAT-- 2759 01:40:07,569 --> 01:40:09,404 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS MENTALITY! 2760 01:40:09,437 --> 01:40:10,672 I MEAN, SHOOTING POOL FOR ME, IT'S INSANE! 2761 01:40:10,705 --> 01:40:11,573 IT'S NUTS! 2762 01:40:11,606 --> 01:40:13,208 LOOK, TILLEY IS NOT THE MOST RATIONAL GUY 2763 01:40:13,241 --> 01:40:14,542 IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 2764 01:40:14,576 --> 01:40:16,644 I TRIED TALKING TO HIM AND HE WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME. 2765 01:40:16,678 --> 01:40:17,712 SO WHAT ARE MY OPTIONS? 2766 01:40:17,745 --> 01:40:19,247 I'M ASKING YOU. HUH? 2767 01:40:19,281 --> 01:40:21,216 WHAT ARE MY OPTIONS? 2768 01:40:21,249 --> 01:40:23,418 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD TO SHOOT POOL FOR ME. 2769 01:40:23,451 --> 01:40:26,688 I MEAN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW CRAZY THAT IS? 2770 01:40:26,721 --> 01:40:28,490 LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE EATING EGGS. 2771 01:40:28,523 --> 01:40:30,492 YOU'RE--YOU'RE EATING EGGS LIKE YOU'RE CASUALLY-- 2772 01:40:30,525 --> 01:40:32,427 LIKE THIS NORMAL BUSINESS IN LIFE HERE, YOU KNOW? 2773 01:40:32,460 --> 01:40:33,861 LIKE SOME FEUDAL LORD OR SOMETHING 2774 01:40:33,895 --> 01:40:35,230 YOU READ ABOUT IN HISTORY. 2775 01:40:35,263 --> 01:40:36,731 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. 2776 01:40:36,764 --> 01:40:38,233 [sighs] 2777 01:40:40,768 --> 01:40:43,438 WHAT HAPPENED? 2778 01:40:43,471 --> 01:40:44,539 I LOST. 2779 01:40:44,572 --> 01:40:45,573 YOU LOST? 2780 01:40:45,607 --> 01:40:46,608 I BLEW THE EIGHT BALL. 2781 01:40:46,641 --> 01:40:47,609 YOU LOST? YEP. 2782 01:40:47,642 --> 01:40:48,443 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN YOU LOST? 2783 01:40:48,476 --> 01:40:50,212 IT MEANS I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE YOU UP. 2784 01:40:50,245 --> 01:40:51,579 MEANS I'M SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN. 2785 01:40:51,613 --> 01:40:53,715 WILL YOU STOP EATING YOUR EGGS FOR A MINUTE! 2786 01:40:53,748 --> 01:40:55,250 HOW CAN YOU TELL ME THINGS LIKE THIS 2787 01:40:55,283 --> 01:40:57,219 AND CASUALLY EAT YOUR EGGS? 2788 01:40:57,252 --> 01:41:00,755 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, BILL? 2789 01:41:00,788 --> 01:41:04,292 IT MEANS I'M SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN 2790 01:41:04,326 --> 01:41:06,394 TO HONOR MY PART OF THAT AGREEMENT. 2791 01:41:13,335 --> 01:41:14,836 BUT I'M NOT THAT HONORABLE A GUY. 2792 01:41:22,644 --> 01:41:25,447 I GOTTA GO. 2793 01:41:25,480 --> 01:41:26,748 WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. 2794 01:41:26,781 --> 01:41:28,316 QUIT GOING SO FAST HERE. 2795 01:41:28,350 --> 01:41:31,686 I TOLD YOU I GOT SOME BUSINESS DOWNTOWN. 2796 01:41:38,326 --> 01:41:40,295 WANNA HAVE SOME DINNER TONIGHT? 2797 01:41:40,328 --> 01:41:42,630 ISN'T THAT WHAT WE PLANNED? 2798 01:41:42,664 --> 01:41:44,666 YEAH. 2799 01:42:05,987 --> 01:42:09,557 [chattering] 2800 01:42:22,036 --> 01:42:24,672 YOU GOTTA TESTIFY, HUH? 2801 01:42:24,706 --> 01:42:25,807 [clears throat] 2802 01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:28,210 YOU? 2803 01:42:28,243 --> 01:42:30,212 YEAH. 2804 01:42:30,245 --> 01:42:31,546 GOT A LAWYER? 2805 01:42:31,579 --> 01:42:33,348 NAH. 2806 01:42:33,381 --> 01:42:35,683 I ALREADY TESTIFIED ONCE. 2807 01:42:35,717 --> 01:42:40,722 BEAT 'EM BEFORE, I'LL BEAT 'EM AGAIN. 2808 01:42:40,755 --> 01:42:43,525 YOU GOT A HIGH-PRICED MOUTHPIECE TO SPEAK FOR YOU? 2809 01:42:43,558 --> 01:42:45,227 NO, I DON'T NEED ONE. 2810 01:42:45,260 --> 01:42:47,629 I DON'T EXPECT TO WIN. 2811 01:42:47,662 --> 01:42:49,864 HOW SO? 2812 01:42:49,897 --> 01:42:53,468 I GAVE 'EM SOME PRETTY INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE. 2813 01:42:53,501 --> 01:42:57,572 YOU GA THEM EVIDENCE? 2814 01:42:57,605 --> 01:42:59,241 YEAH, IT WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD THINK OF 2815 01:42:59,274 --> 01:43:02,910 TO GET OUT OF THIS BUSINESS. 2816 01:43:02,944 --> 01:43:05,012 [chuckles] 2817 01:43:05,046 --> 01:43:06,714 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 2818 01:43:06,748 --> 01:43:08,516 YEAH. 2819 01:43:15,523 --> 01:43:18,526 SO HOW'S NORA? 2820 01:43:18,560 --> 01:43:21,563 SHE'S DOING OKAY. 2821 01:43:21,596 --> 01:43:24,932 (man over PA) ERNEST TILLEY, PLEASE COME FORWARD. 2822 01:43:31,373 --> 01:43:33,541 TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER. 2823 01:43:37,945 --> 01:43:40,582 WAS IT THE HEAT OF THE SALES PITCH ON SEPTEMBER-- 2824 01:43:40,615 --> 01:43:42,417 AUGUST 17TH OF THIS YEAR 2825 01:43:42,450 --> 01:43:43,418 THAT MADE YOU WRITE ACROSS A CONTRACT 2826 01:43:43,451 --> 01:43:44,552 "THIS JOB IS FREE?" 2827 01:43:44,586 --> 01:43:46,454 AS I REMEMBER, 2828 01:43:46,488 --> 01:43:49,056 NO SALE WAS MADE CONCERNING THOSE CUSTOMERS. 2829 01:43:49,090 --> 01:43:50,292 DEAL FELL OUT BECAUSE 2830 01:43:50,325 --> 01:43:51,225 THE LOAN COULDN'T BE ARRANGED. 2831 01:43:51,259 --> 01:43:52,460 BUT THE PEOPLE DID AGREE IN PRINCIPLE. 2832 01:43:52,494 --> 01:43:54,862 THE POINT WE'D LIKE TO STRESS IS YOU MISLED THESE PEOPLE. 2833 01:43:54,896 --> 01:43:56,598 YOU TOLD 'EM THE JOB WAS FREE, 2834 01:43:56,631 --> 01:43:58,466 THEN YOU SENT IN YOUR CLOSER WITH SOME COVER STORY 2835 01:43:58,500 --> 01:44:00,468 ABOUT HOW YOU'D SUFFERED A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 2836 01:44:00,502 --> 01:44:04,639 THE SALE IS ULTIMATELY MADE FOR $2,477. 2837 01:44:04,672 --> 01:44:06,641 I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST CAME OVER ME. 2838 01:44:06,674 --> 01:44:08,410 MIGHT'VE BEEN SOMETHING I ATE. 2839 01:44:08,443 --> 01:44:09,977 WELL, WE HAVE OTHER SPECIFIC EXAMPLES 2840 01:44:10,011 --> 01:44:12,046 OF DECEPTIVE SALES PRACTICES ON YOUR BEHALF 2841 01:44:12,079 --> 01:44:15,049 CONCERNING A JOB CARRIED OUT BY YOU DECEMBER 11, 1962. 2842 01:44:15,082 --> 01:44:17,952 YOU VIOLATED SECTIONS 2-4-1, 2-4-7. 2843 01:44:17,985 --> 01:44:19,921 OCTOBER 9, 1962, 2844 01:44:19,954 --> 01:44:23,758 VIOLATIONS OF 2-5-1, 2-5-7 TOOK PLACE. 2845 01:44:23,791 --> 01:44:25,327 WHAT ARE ALL THESE NUMBERS? 2846 01:44:25,360 --> 01:44:28,330 I MEAN, I'M NOT AWARE OF ALL THESE SECTION VIOLATIONS. 2847 01:44:28,363 --> 01:44:30,131 THE FEELING OF THIS COMMISSION TO THESE VIOLATIONS 2848 01:44:30,164 --> 01:44:32,467 IS SEVERE INFRACTION OF THE HOME IMPROVEMENT LAWS 2849 01:44:32,500 --> 01:44:34,936 AND THEREFORE CONSTITUTED MISUSE OF THE LICENSE 2850 01:44:34,969 --> 01:44:38,139 TO SELL ALUMINUM SIDING AS APPROVED BY THE STATE. 2851 01:44:38,172 --> 01:44:39,641 IT'S THE DECISION OF THIS COMMISSION 2852 01:44:39,674 --> 01:44:42,344 TO REVOKE YOUR LICENSE TO SELL ALUMINUM SIDING 2853 01:44:42,377 --> 01:44:44,979 TO PROHIBIT YOU FROM PRACTICING IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND. 2854 01:44:45,012 --> 01:44:46,614 ARE YOU SURE? 2855 01:44:46,648 --> 01:44:47,949 I MEAN, MAYBE YOU GUYS WANT TO TALK THIS OVER. 2856 01:44:47,982 --> 01:44:49,351 THANK YOU, MR. TILLEY. 2857 01:44:49,384 --> 01:44:50,418 THAT'LL BE ALL. 2858 01:44:50,452 --> 01:44:51,419 YOU MAY HAND IN YOUR LICENSE 2859 01:44:51,453 --> 01:44:53,087 TO THE CLERK OF THE COMMISSION ON YOUR WAY OUT. 2860 01:44:53,120 --> 01:44:54,689 WHO'S NEXT? 2861 01:44:57,859 --> 01:44:59,461 SHIT. 2862 01:45:23,651 --> 01:45:25,487 (Masters) WILLIAM BABOWSKY, PLEASE COME FORWARD. 2863 01:45:25,520 --> 01:45:28,690 MR. WILLIAM BABOWSKY, PLEASE COME FORWARD. 2864 01:45:37,699 --> 01:45:39,567 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE A LAWYER PRESENT 2865 01:45:39,601 --> 01:45:41,202 IF YOU SO WISH. 2866 01:45:41,235 --> 01:45:43,905 I DO NOT WISH. 2867 01:45:50,211 --> 01:45:51,413 HEY, MISTER. 2868 01:45:51,446 --> 01:45:52,480 YEAH? 2869 01:45:52,514 --> 01:45:53,748 HAVE A CAR PARKED RIGHT THERE? 2870 01:45:53,781 --> 01:45:55,082 YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT? 2871 01:45:55,116 --> 01:45:56,718 A MAN CAME AND TOOK IT. 2872 01:45:56,751 --> 01:45:57,985 WHO TOOK IT? 2873 01:45:58,019 --> 01:45:59,854 TAX MAN. 2874 01:45:59,887 --> 01:46:01,188 TAX MAN? 2875 01:46:01,222 --> 01:46:02,524 HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS A TAX MAN? 2876 01:46:02,557 --> 01:46:06,561 HE GAVE ME A DOLLAR TO TELL YOU SO. 2877 01:46:06,594 --> 01:46:08,563 FUCKIN' IRS. 2878 01:46:08,596 --> 01:46:10,064 HOW LOW CAN YOU GET? 2879 01:46:10,097 --> 01:46:12,834 HOW--HOW FUCKIN' LOW CAN YOU GET? 2880 01:46:12,867 --> 01:46:14,769 I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE TAKE A MAN'S CAR? 2881 01:46:30,217 --> 01:46:32,720 SORRY ABOUT YOUR LICENSE. 2882 01:46:32,754 --> 01:46:34,789 YEAH. 2883 01:46:34,822 --> 01:46:35,990 YOU? 2884 01:46:38,626 --> 01:46:42,764 SORRY TO HEAR IT. 2885 01:46:42,797 --> 01:46:45,099 WHAT ARE YOU DOING STANDING THERE? 2886 01:46:45,132 --> 01:46:48,102 THAT'S WHERE MY CAR USED TO BE. 2887 01:46:48,135 --> 01:46:50,705 STOLEN? 2888 01:46:50,738 --> 01:46:52,273 IRS. 2889 01:46:52,306 --> 01:46:55,610 THE BANDITS. 2890 01:46:55,643 --> 01:46:56,944 NEED A RIDE? 2891 01:46:56,978 --> 01:46:59,581 I COULD USE ONE. 2892 01:46:59,614 --> 01:47:01,949 SOME BULLSHIT COMMISSION, HUH? 2893 01:47:01,983 --> 01:47:02,950 YEAH. 2894 01:47:02,984 --> 01:47:04,619 TELL ME, WHERE'S IT WRITTEN IN THE CONSTITUTION 2895 01:47:04,652 --> 01:47:06,721 WHERE IT SAYS A MAN CAN'T HUSTLE FOR MONEY, HUH? 2896 01:47:06,754 --> 01:47:08,255 WHERE'S IT WRITTEN? 2897 01:47:08,289 --> 01:47:09,356 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I WENT INTO AN ALLEY, 2898 01:47:09,390 --> 01:47:11,793 GOT A BRICK AND WHACKED THE GUY OVER THE HEAD WITH IT. 2899 01:47:11,826 --> 01:47:13,661 THINK I WENT INTO SOMEBODY'S HOUSE 2900 01:47:13,695 --> 01:47:14,762 AND STOLE HIS STUFF? 2901 01:47:14,796 --> 01:47:15,897 I MEAN, ALL I'M DOING IS SELLING! 2902 01:47:15,930 --> 01:47:17,298 WHERE'S THE CRIME IN THAT? 2903 01:47:17,331 --> 01:47:19,166 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE COUNTRY'S COMING TO. 2904 01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:20,902 YOUR TELLING ME? 2905 01:47:20,935 --> 01:47:24,672 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE COUNTRY'S COMING TO. 2906 01:47:27,208 --> 01:47:29,811 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT OUR BIG CRIME IS? 2907 01:47:29,844 --> 01:47:31,579 WE'RE NICKEL AND DIME GUYS. 2908 01:47:31,613 --> 01:47:34,081 JUST SMALL-TIME HUSTLERS. 2909 01:47:34,115 --> 01:47:36,518 WE GOT CAUGHT BECAUSE WE WERE HUSTLING NICKEL AND DIME. 2910 01:47:36,551 --> 01:47:38,019 NICKELS AND DIMES. 2911 01:47:38,052 --> 01:47:39,921 YOU GOT A GOOD POINT THERE, B.B. 2912 01:47:39,954 --> 01:47:41,656 YOU'RE RIGHT ON THE MONEY WITH THAT KIND OF THINKING. 2913 01:47:41,689 --> 01:47:44,125 NICKELS AND DIMES. HMM. 2914 01:47:44,158 --> 01:47:47,562 [horn honking] 2915 01:47:51,699 --> 01:47:53,535 (Tilley) NICKELS AND DIMES. 2916 01:47:53,568 --> 01:47:56,037 NICKELS AND DIMES. 2917 01:47:56,070 --> 01:47:57,171 YOU KNOW, WE GOTTA START THINKING 2918 01:47:57,204 --> 01:47:58,540 ABOUT A NEW BUSINESS TO GET INTO. 2919 01:47:58,573 --> 01:48:01,042 NO. HUH. 2920 01:48:01,075 --> 01:48:03,678 IT'S VERY HARD TO FIND SOMETHING NEW TO GET INTO. 2921 01:48:03,711 --> 01:48:04,812 [sighs] 2922 01:48:04,846 --> 01:48:07,114 MAYBE. MAYBE NOT. 2923 01:48:07,148 --> 01:48:09,817 YEAH, I'LL PUT ON MY THINKING CAP. 2924 01:48:09,851 --> 01:48:11,018 COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW. 2925 01:48:11,052 --> 01:48:12,053 YOU AND ME, IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME. 2926 01:48:12,086 --> 01:48:13,054 WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 2927 01:48:13,087 --> 01:48:14,055 YEAH. OH, NO, MATTER OF TIME. 2928 01:48:14,088 --> 01:48:15,056 WE'LL GET IT. 2929 01:48:15,089 --> 01:48:16,123 HEY, DID YOU HEAR? 2930 01:48:16,157 --> 01:48:17,124 RUMOR HAS IT THERE'S 2931 01:48:17,158 --> 01:48:18,192 A WHOLE NEW CADILLAC COMING OUT. 2932 01:48:18,225 --> 01:48:19,293 WHAT? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 2933 01:48:19,326 --> 01:48:20,728 THEY'RE GONNA REDO ALL THE FINS. 2934 01:48:20,762 --> 01:48:23,030 YOU'RE KIDDING. NEW LINES, YOU THINK? 2935 01:48:23,064 --> 01:48:24,331 REAL BEAUT. OOH. 2936 01:48:24,365 --> 01:48:25,900 YEAH, THIS IS WHAT A GUY TOLD ME. 2937 01:48:25,933 --> 01:48:28,169 OOH, MAYBE I SHOULD PUT IN MY ORDER RIGHT AWAY. 2938 01:48:28,202 --> 01:48:30,371 THOSE THINGS ARE GONNA GO LIKE HOTCAKES. 2939 01:48:30,404 --> 01:48:31,806 OOF. 2940 01:48:31,839 --> 01:48:33,040 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 2941 01:48:33,074 --> 01:48:36,010 YOU DON'T GOT A POT TO PISS IN. 2942 01:48:36,043 --> 01:48:37,979 YOU GIVE ME THE POT, I'LL FILL IT. 2943 01:48:38,012 --> 01:48:40,347 [chuckles] 2944 01:48:40,381 --> 01:48:42,216 (both) I GOT AN IDEA. WHAT? 2945 01:48:42,249 --> 01:48:43,317 (Tilley) WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY? 2946 01:48:43,350 --> 01:48:44,351 (B.B.) NO, NO, NO, YOU GO FIRST. 2947 01:48:44,385 --> 01:48:45,653 COME ON. NO, NO, NO, YOU GO FIRST. 2948 01:48:45,687 --> 01:48:46,888 UM, I'M THINKING. WHAT WAS YOUR IDEA? 2949 01:48:46,921 --> 01:48:47,922 I WANT TO HEAR IT. 2950 01:48:47,955 --> 01:48:48,823 HEY, YOU'RE A GUEST. WHAT IS IT? 2951 01:48:48,856 --> 01:48:50,057 OH, I'M A GUEST. I GOT AN IDEA, BUT YOU-- 2952 01:48:50,091 --> 01:48:51,726 NO, TELL ME WHAT YOUR IDEA WAS 2953 01:48:51,759 --> 01:48:52,827 AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU MINE. 2954 01:48:52,860 --> 01:48:54,395 GO ONE. WELL, WHAT IS IT? 2955 01:48:54,428 --> 01:48:55,697 THIS IS IRRITATING. 2956 01:48:55,730 --> 01:48:58,165 PLEASE, JUST GO AHEAD AND TELL ME-- 2957 01:48:58,199 --> 01:49:00,001 WELL, I WANT TO HEAR YOUR IDEA. 2958 01:49:00,034 --> 01:49:01,235 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. WE'LL FLIP FOR IT. 2959 01:49:01,268 --> 01:49:03,838 OKAY, THERE YOU. WHATTAYA GOT? 2960 01:49:03,871 --> 01:49:05,707 TWO OUT OF THREE. 2961 01:49:05,740 --> 01:49:06,841 I GOT HEADS. 2962 01:49:06,874 --> 01:49:08,209 [slap] 2963 01:49:08,242 --> 01:49:09,343 WHATTAYA GOT? 2964 01:49:09,376 --> 01:49:10,344 WHAT DO I GOT? 2965 01:49:10,377 --> 01:49:12,113 YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD HEADS? 2966 01:49:12,146 --> 01:49:14,248 * WHEN I MET MY SWEET LORRAINE * 2967 01:49:14,281 --> 01:49:19,687 * LORRAINE LORRAINE 2968 01:49:19,721 --> 01:49:22,690 [Fine Young Cannibal's Good Thing] 2969 01:49:22,724 --> 01:49:28,730 * 2970 01:49:31,966 --> 01:49:34,802 * THE ONE GOOD THING 2971 01:49:34,836 --> 01:49:37,939 * IN MY LIFE 2972 01:49:37,972 --> 01:49:40,241 * HAS GONE AWAY 2973 01:49:40,274 --> 01:49:43,811 * I DON'T KNOW WHY 2974 01:49:43,845 --> 01:49:45,947 * SHE'S GONE AWAY 2975 01:49:45,980 --> 01:49:49,383 * I DON'T KNOW WHERE 2976 01:49:49,416 --> 01:49:55,322 * SOMEWHERE I CANNOT FOLLOW HER * 2977 01:49:55,356 --> 01:49:59,827 * THE ONE GOOD THING DIDN'T STAY TOO LONG * 2978 01:49:59,861 --> 01:50:01,328 * WHOO-HOO HOO-HOO 2979 01:50:01,362 --> 01:50:03,665 * MY BACK WAS TURNED 2980 01:50:03,698 --> 01:50:06,734 * AND SHE WAS GONE 2981 01:50:06,768 --> 01:50:11,338 * GOOD THING WHERE HAVE YOU GONE * 2982 01:50:11,372 --> 01:50:12,774 * DO-DO-BE-DO 2983 01:50:12,807 --> 01:50:14,408 * MY GOOD THING 2984 01:50:14,441 --> 01:50:17,144 * YOU BEEN GONE TOO LONG 2985 01:50:17,178 --> 01:50:18,813 * DO-DO DO-DO-DO 2986 01:50:18,846 --> 01:50:21,015 * PEOPLE SAY 2987 01:50:21,048 --> 01:50:24,819 * I SHOULD FORGET 2988 01:50:24,852 --> 01:50:26,988 * THERE'S PLENTY MORE 2989 01:50:27,021 --> 01:50:30,424 * DON'T GET UPSET 2990 01:50:30,457 --> 01:50:32,827 * PEOPLE SAY 2991 01:50:32,860 --> 01:50:36,297 * SHE'S DOIN' FINE 2992 01:50:36,330 --> 01:50:41,936 * MUTUAL FRIENDS I SEE HERE SOMETIME * 2993 01:50:41,969 --> 01:50:46,708 * THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT TO HEAR * 2994 01:50:46,741 --> 01:50:48,209 * WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO 2995 01:50:48,242 --> 01:50:53,514 * I WANNA HEAR THAT SHE WANTS ME NEAR * 2996 01:50:53,547 --> 01:50:55,449 * GOOD THING 2997 01:50:55,482 --> 01:50:58,352 * WHERE HAVE YOU GONE 2998 01:50:58,385 --> 01:50:59,353 * DO-DO-BE-DO 2999 01:50:59,386 --> 01:51:01,188 * MY GOOD THING 3000 01:51:01,222 --> 01:51:04,025 * YOU BEEN GONE TOO LONG 3001 01:51:04,058 --> 01:51:05,860 * DO-DO-DO-BE-DO 3002 01:51:05,893 --> 01:51:08,796 * THEN ONE DAY 3003 01:51:08,830 --> 01:51:11,532 * SHE CAME BACK 3004 01:51:11,565 --> 01:51:16,971 * I WAS SO HAPPY THAT I DIDN'T ASK * 3005 01:51:17,004 --> 01:51:20,307 * I SHOULD'VE KNOWN 3006 01:51:20,341 --> 01:51:23,210 * IT DIDN'T LAST 3007 01:51:23,244 --> 01:51:28,850 * MORNIN' CAME ALL TOO FAST * 3008 01:51:28,883 --> 01:51:33,520 * MORNIN' CAME INTO MY ROOM * 3009 01:51:33,554 --> 01:51:35,189 * WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO 3010 01:51:35,222 --> 01:51:40,394 * CAUGHT ME DREAMING LIKE A FOOL * 3011 01:51:40,427 --> 01:51:45,232 * GOOD THING, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE * 3012 01:51:45,266 --> 01:51:46,400 * DO-DO-BE-DO 3013 01:51:46,433 --> 01:51:48,235 * MY GOOD THING 3014 01:51:48,269 --> 01:51:50,772 * YOU BEEN GONE TOO LONG 3015 01:51:50,805 --> 01:51:52,406 * DO-DO-DO-BE-DO 3016 01:51:52,439 --> 01:51:54,108 * GOOD THING 3017 01:51:54,141 --> 01:51:57,011 * WHERE HAVE YOU GONE 3018 01:51:57,044 --> 01:51:58,112 * DO-DO-BE-DO 3019 01:51:58,145 --> 01:51:59,947 * MY GOOD THING 3020 01:51:59,981 --> 01:52:02,416 * YOU BEEN GONE TOO LONG 3021 01:52:02,449 --> 01:52:06,420 * DO-DO-DO-BE-DO 3022 01:52:06,453 --> 01:52:09,090 * MY, MY, MY, MY GOOD THING 3023 01:52:09,123 --> 01:52:12,426 * WHERE HAVE YOU GONE 3024 01:52:12,459 --> 01:52:15,262 * MY GOOD THING 3025 01:52:15,296 --> 01:52:17,531 * YEAH, MY GOOD THING *